I fucking hate Opie's face in this picture. He has this stupid knowing expressing like "yeah, I'm in the back right now. But that's okay. I don't need to be in front all the time."
Because he can hide the fact that he's morbidly obese by dressing in baggy, layered clothing! I bet you never noticed he's fat until I pointed it out just now.
I swear that one of the 'Evening With Kevin Smith' videos deliberately fucked up the aspect ratio to make him seem taller and less beach-ball shaped.
Except he doesn't know how to smile. He just stretches his face to try to imitate humans and it always comes out looking weird.
Like people who really don't have a sense of humour and just say the words "hahaahaha" when they sense a joke has been made, instead of laughing as an involuntary reaction.
26 comments
27 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-08-12
http://i.imgur.com/wHZ33FR.jpg
8 eastriverdriveII 2016-08-12
Jimmy looked better with some weight on him. Now he just looks sickly.
7 [deleted] 2016-08-12
the movie director guy looks like a giant race car that ant is getting into
7 [deleted] 2016-08-12
Wine, dinner, movies spontaneous fun.
3 aidspiss 2016-08-12
Wine, dinner, movies spontaneous rib fracture.
6 saessea 2016-08-12
tss... thiz iz eazy! http://i.imgur.com/l6EUT6w.jpg
-1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-12
Why is that funny exactly?
6 Folken-braggart 2016-08-12
Because stretching the image of fat, pre-AIDS Jimmy almost results in a correctly proportioned Big Jim Norton?
2 saessea 2016-08-12
This guy gets it.
-4 late_50s_why 2016-08-12
It's not, it's as awful as tssing peckazonz home made chip jokes
5 [deleted] 2016-08-12
I fucking hate Opie's face in this picture. He has this stupid knowing expressing like "yeah, I'm in the back right now. But that's okay. I don't need to be in front all the time."
3 SlurpeeMolot 2016-08-12
Is that manchild piece of shit Kevin Smith really incapable of wearing anything other than baggy jerseys and jorts?
Gotta be comfortable at all times even if it makes me look like a slob!
3 Folken-braggart 2016-08-12
Because he can hide the fact that he's morbidly obese by dressing in baggy, layered clothing! I bet you never noticed he's fat until I pointed it out just now.
I swear that one of the 'Evening With Kevin Smith' videos deliberately fucked up the aspect ratio to make him seem taller and less beach-ball shaped.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-12
I know that's why I take all my fashion tips from Kevin Smith.
2 K1bbler 2016-08-12
You wear a suit at least twice a week?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-12
It is kinda silly that he wears nothing but jorts.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-08-12
And no sandals
2 [deleted] 2016-08-12
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1 twinkskc 2016-08-12
If he stayed in shape and kept that scruff, he'd be fairly handsome.
Edit: now that I think about it, his face is pretty wrinkly and weird.
1 Folken-braggart 2016-08-12
Except he doesn't know how to smile. He just stretches his face to try to imitate humans and it always comes out looking weird.
Like people who really don't have a sense of humour and just say the words "hahaahaha" when they sense a joke has been made, instead of laughing as an involuntary reaction.
2 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-08-12
Cream Abdullah Jar
1 saessea 2016-08-12
I actually tried. http://i.imgur.com/P92q6Ws.jpg
2 SumEdv2 2016-08-12
You Actually Failed
1 saessea 2016-08-12
Why capitalize each word?
2 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-08-12
Nice Bald Opie attempt though!
1 saessea 2016-08-12
At least one person noticed. lol
1 PharoahFaucet 2016-08-12
Why is anthony standing like that? Does someone have their hand up his ass?