Yeah about that, it's a flashlight. There's a video of the secret service agent using the "anti-seizure diazepam auto-injector" to light the darkened offstage area for her in the link I provided him.
No it's pretty obvious THAT is a flash light. The famous picture shitty Joe is referring to the black gentleman is holding a long thinner object with a metal chain you can even use his hand to scale.
Get that weak hillary garbage out of here she is not healthy
Honestly if I made 3 million a year I'd probably give my brother a decent amount of money, but I'd expect him to be smart with it and make it grow. And that'd end if I got fired from that job
72 comments
89 telemecanique 2016-08-10
that could not have gone any better
68 iamcolinquim 2016-08-10
"As someone who can play Sunday Bloody Sunday on guitar, let me give you my political opinion. . . "
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-10
" really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday. "
26 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-10
"They stole it off sabbath those cunts" Jim 'nice but dim' Norton
11 [deleted] 2016-08-10
Oh, I go vurry deep with the sundays
That's how I got these tits
45 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-10
Guinea-co-mastia.
9 murderboner0 2016-08-10
Well done, fucking double mastectomy
4 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-08-10
Cleared the fence with that one my guy
4 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-10
Leave it alone
1 lylechipchipperson76 2016-08-10
Out of the stadium.
3 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-08-10
Wait wait... gyno-cumia-stia or sumthin
1 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-10
Home run chippah.
1 RectalWarrior 2016-08-10
Goddamn genius
34 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-08-10
Great rebuttal.
20 i_saw_nothing 2016-08-10
wait.
more like, great retittal!
tss tss
3 nosoupforyou2116 2016-08-10
Shut up Chip that's not even funny.
30 satsamsit 2016-08-10
He also loves to call her a liar, but he's such a remorseless, dishonest zero that he proudly proclaimed how he beat a lie detector test.
16 rahtin 2016-08-10
Cocaine dealer and lifelong thief telling blacks to behave.
17 satsamsit 2016-08-10
Yes. And he mooches off his rich relative while pursuing music instead of education. He couldn't be more of a black stereotype.
4 SGFTI 2016-08-10
Although it is stolen music, so more of a white guy thing.
4 TheFatMosque 2016-08-10
I hear "theralphretort" only holds itself to the highest levels of journalistic integrity
27 CuntQueefBalloonKnot 2016-08-10
There's no debunking those big, fat, plumpy man-mammaries.
16 McGowan9 2016-08-10
Joe Cumia is a wastrel who lives off his younger brother. He is also practically retarded.
5 NotDanny_Ross 2016-08-10
He gets 60k a year from Anthony
5 WilliamTellAll 2016-08-10
hey! nothing wrong with bitching about welfare and living on it. his is privatized
(oh jeez i think he would actually use that as a defense)
2 Aemon12 2016-08-10
He earns every penny.
14 3stepsbackward 2016-08-10
Brother Joe is legitimately stupid enough to think that Hillary was having seizures on camera. This man believes everything he reads on the internet.
5 MartyVanB 2016-08-10
Whatever Dude your just a cuck
8 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-08-10
Fucking nailed that infant saliva ingesting shitbag. Well played.
8 EricHitchmo 2016-08-10
Why would a secret service agent be holding a AAA-Maglite ready to shine?
11 aleclolz 2016-08-10
I dunno, in case a ghost shows up
3 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-08-10
There have been reported sightings of Mrs. Oswalt.
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-10
Who ya gonna call?!
7 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-08-10
Lol it's not a flashlight doe..... Y'all both retarded
6 mr__hat 2016-08-10
Yeah about that, it's a flashlight. There's a video of the secret service agent using the "anti-seizure diazepam auto-injector" to light the darkened offstage area for her in the link I provided him.
https://www.metabunk.org/debunked-hillary-clintons-seizure-doctor-with-diazepam-auto-pen.t7821/
You can see see the beam momentarily light the sleeve of the man standing in front of him in this gif: https://www.metabunk.org/sk/Secret-service-flashlight-metabunk.gif
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-08-10
No it's pretty obvious THAT is a flash light. The famous picture shitty Joe is referring to the black gentleman is holding a long thinner object with a metal chain you can even use his hand to scale.
Get that weak hillary garbage out of here she is not healthy
3 Darbydoodle 2016-08-10
did you drop this -> /s?
6 chrb13 2016-08-10
I assume you're blocked now, Mr Hat?
6 jaghutgathos 2016-08-10
You are the hero this sub deserves.
5 itrits 2016-08-10
FACE!
5 TheFatMosque 2016-08-10
this was the perfect thing to end my workday
5 packitchofsositch 2016-08-10
Recover her brain!
Homerun Cumia Homerun!
4 brightest_night 2016-08-10
Fawkin' double guns, cawksucka!
4 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-08-10
Short and to the point.
4 Crackadona 2016-08-10
This is outstanding, mister.
4 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-10
Sixty grand a year so you can see this trash. Thanks, Ant.
4 xellios83 2016-08-10
This will do fine.
4 JoeCumiaSr 2016-08-10
Moron isn't a good enough word.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-08-10
The thing is, it starts to get really uncomfortable when you try to think of a good enough word for him.
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4 Nulltor 2016-08-10
Fucking zinged the son of a bitch
4 CheetahHeels 2016-08-10
Honestly if I made 3 million a year I'd probably give my brother a decent amount of money, but I'd expect him to be smart with it and make it grow. And that'd end if I got fired from that job
3 MartyVanB 2016-08-10
He is the personification of a mook
3 Balake123 2016-08-10
You know I love you, right?
3 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-08-10
I'm guessing he blocked you faster then Ant at any mention of Sue Lightning.
3 jfral 2016-08-10
Scary/sad to think there could possibly be close people within Joe's inner circle who find his incessant social media musings inspired.
2 Zenaesthetic 2016-08-10
Well done, sir.
2 Lux_cs 2016-08-10
We get it, you're voting for Hillary because you're a fag
1 crookedmile 2016-08-10
That's terrific
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1 jaghutgathos 2016-08-10
REKT... and the interweb kids say
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1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-10
Tight
1 TacoTrots 2016-08-10
Why aren't these Cumia brothers a part of MENSA by now?
2 Knightscribe 2016-08-10
They're not already?
EDIT: Misread MENSA as NAMBLA
1 jokopolis 2016-08-10
Sweet tat
1 jfral 2016-08-10
Pretty sure there's some barbed wire being concealed in there.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-10
I wanna titty fuck Joe
1 [deleted] 2016-08-10
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1 Justyna_A 2016-08-10
Anthony has a little bit of tits, he's just better at hiding them and he can afford liposuction
1 [deleted] 2016-08-10
you keep posting about this guy, why would I care? Why would I ever care about this guy?
1 BradStorch 2016-08-10
"They're real, and they're spectacular"
1 fuckjeah 2016-08-10
lol, flashlight. What a fucking dumb cunt you are.
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-2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-10
Fawkin buried that cocksucka!!!!!!!!
3 Darbydoodle 2016-08-10
did you drop this -> /s?