A humble fan theory about Danny and Ant
74 2016-08-08 by AccidentalRenaissanc
I have absolutely no evidence to back this up but I would bet money that there has been at least one instance where Danny and Ant were the only ones at 'the compound' and were both very drunk and that led to them experimenting with same-sex relations.
Whenever I go back and listen to Ant and Danny interact, there's a palpable sexual tension and it sounds like two men who share a dark secret with one another, forming a homoerotic bond that only closeted men like Vito Spatafore from the Sopranos could understand.
"I love you Danny cakes"
58 comments
71 racemic_mixture 2016-08-08
I really have no idea about your fan theory regarding them being gay, but they are definitely both giant faggots.
21 Folken-braggart 2016-08-08
Buzz was a man. Joe Cumia Snr sold young Anth to him just after his 13th birthday. Buzz had already fucked Joe Jnr into permanent prolapsed retardation and demanded a replacement.
Anth has told this story a dozen times on-air.
0 breadmoccasin 2016-08-08
I read your post in the voice of Rorschach from Watchmen. Hrmph.
0 Folken-braggart 2016-08-08
Hrrrnk.
(I don't think Rorschach swears. He'd consider it degenerate.)
(Wow, Alan Moore is a fucking visionary. He predicted the rise of the alt. right 30 years ago! At the end of the comic Rorschach even mails his 'case notes' to a magazine that could be Breitbart.)
25 TheDannySaint 2016-08-08
Well I know what I'm jerking off to when I get home.
-7 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-08-08
Testing, testing, 123.... I'm back!
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Thank God, now we can all sleep soundly tonight
-2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-08-08
If this isn't sarcasm then you're welcome.
8 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Wew lad
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-08
Pekkas an eggs nigga
0 stinkskc 2016-08-08
Love you sbk!
0 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-08-08
Love you too Sir.
16 dankfranklin 2016-08-08
Anth and Danny in the hot tub
5 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
The evidence mounts
5 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-08-08
If I had to guess Ant mounts.
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Bwahaaaa! The French champagne..
2 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-08
shedosntduanethig? (tweedles pinky)
14 EastSideDan 2016-08-08
I don't think there was ever real contact, but they definitely jacked with one another. Maybe lent each other "a helping hand".
All that booze and pent up sexual energy, no way something didn't happen.
13 Mrfinley 2016-08-08
This would explain why a "millionaire" would be interested in dating an E.T. Looking half drowned water rat... She had the same name as his secret gay lover.
12 cbanks420lol 2016-08-08
I believe it.
4 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-08-08
carlton teenmachine knows a mo when he sees one
2 alobesmooth 2016-08-08
Takes one to know one.
10 [deleted] 2016-08-08
I'll have to write some erotic gay fan-fiction about this.
5 racemic_mixture 2016-08-08
No need to be redundant.
8 Weed_n_Wisdom 2016-08-08
they pig roasted Francine once
7 aprosbro 2016-08-08
Nah I think Danny just used to buy his coke for him.
6 ImperviousSeahorse 2016-08-08
Perhaps Danny was producing an erection in Anthony's pants.
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-08
That's disgusting.
Go on.
6 [deleted] 2016-08-08
I don't know who wrote that gay fanfic a while ago but we need him again
5 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-08-08
I'm just glad Anthony finally stuck his dick into something that wasn't under 17
3 Anarox 2016-08-08
But still over 6 million
5 dra_kul88 2016-08-08
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of urself for posting it. There was NO Experimenting! It's called Practice and or routine. Get it right!
3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Shit, I forgot you can't perform experiments on something that's already been peer reviewed and accepted as law.
5 Elagens 2016-08-08
Just listening to Fez vs LoS and the only person who mocked Fez's sexuality without incurring his wrath was Anthony. Per Fez, "That's okay, I know Anthony". Of course this is evidence that Ant confided his struggles with the closet to Fez.
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Oh boy..
4 beleca 2016-08-08
I don't know if this is the most accurate theory, but it is definitely the most boner-inducing, and therefore best, theory presented so far
3 3stepsbackward 2016-08-08
I think you might be on to something.
-2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-08
That's what he said.
lol lol
3 goo-gobbler 2016-08-08
I always just guessed Danny banged Ant's girl/tranny/boy friend.
3 stinkskc 2016-08-08
Lmao love the vito reference
3 aidspiss 2016-08-08
Let's see...Danny wants Cumia dead, has an A-Bomb, that is so devastating that he wishes it was made up, and even after Cumia humiliated him publicly, he still won't drop it = Gay Sex with Nazi/Jew Roleplay.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-08
Maybe it was about....Danny?
Maybe it was about...him!
2 6jesus6christ6 2016-08-08
who would be top?
4 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Ant is too meek and admittedly (on air) scared of conflict to ever top properly. He's a definite closet bottom but with his passive-aggressive style of conflict resolution, he would definitely try to 'top' from the bottom until Danny smacks the back of his head and tells him to remember his place
2 jahonorable 2016-08-08
Remember when ant told Danny he had an ass like a black woman
2 Cold-in-the-D 2016-08-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
"He's asking if It still itches.. the poison ivy?"
"Ah, I'm draggin' a bunch a' fuckin' ghouls around with me and Mikey is their fuckin' ringleader!"
2 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-08
dannycakes
2 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-08-08
"so when Ant cornered you in the porta-potty after Danny the security guard was done blowin him...." "wait wait, it was the other way around...Ant was blowing Danny the security guard..."
2 Guinness525 2016-08-08
SOOON OF A BITCH!
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1 NotNotDannyRoss 2016-08-08
Ant will never share our "secrets" just keep on dreaming buddy. You'll never know about the children delivered in the early AM by The "Love Hunter".. You won't hear how Joe used to come over and leave his mouth slightly agape just waiting for one of those little munchkins to fill it with sweet sweet happiness. He won't tell you about the times he asked me to dress up like a boy trying to be a girl that looked like a boy trying to be a girl.. You're not going to hear about his thick Tunisian cock pressed up against my face.. soaked in sweat from a recent back alley twitter fight with one of "those" people. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.. I"M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU PEOPLE ABOUT ANY OF THAT OK?!?!?!?!?!?
1 randomdewd99 2016-08-08
Well I don't see either of them denying it...
-2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-08
Are you Danny or Anthony in this fantasy?
14 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Beavis
-3 [deleted] 2016-08-08
Danny is a troll POS that wants you to harass him.. He consistently pushes back for no reason other then to beg the response.. Treat him accordingly hes a worthless pleb
-6 telemecanique 2016-08-08
My personal theory: it's all fake, Ant hired Danny to dig info on people here who may be willing to lets say contact Danny directly (and give up some anonymity) to get dirt on Ant.. I smell fake bullshit from a mile away. Sure there was legitimate bad blood between Ant and Danny on the air near the end, but I don't even think that was all that bad and Danny magically showed up right when this sub started shitting on Ant and especially Joe.
8 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-08-08
Wew lad