yes stinkskc, that is what i was going for, now carry on sitting in a piss stained alleyway soliciting blowjobs to high school kids who are really selling you crushed up tylenenol 3s
In one of your drug fueled bouts of depravity you started periscoping. Most of the camera view was blocked by a thick black veiny cock, college basketball shorts, and greasy hair, and the only audio sounded like a bathtub emptying, however occasionally the shaky camera would point down and away showing the undeniable splatter pattern of drunk hipster piss stains on the concrete walls of the alley.
yes stinkskc, that is what i was going for, now carry on sitting in a piss stained alleyway soliciting blowjobs to high school kids who are really selling you crushed up tylenenol 3s
25 comments
6 NihilistKnight 2016-08-08
Dassabessdoe
2 Zombied77 2016-08-08
Just hittin' n killin'
3 D357 2016-08-08
Dassa messed doe.
2 AntsCamera 2016-08-08
Doe a deer
a female deer...
I hit a woman pushing a baby carriage, with a stolen and unregistered car.
Up your game pussy. :P
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
Really?
2 AntsCamera 2016-08-08
Yeah.
Really.
3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
What happened to the woman? Was the carriage full of cans?
2 AntsCamera 2016-08-08
The woman was splattered across the road and my windshield.
I just missed the carriage. I knicked it and it careened into a ditch.
As they handcuffed me I saw them pulling a crying infant out.
I am not an animal.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
I really don't know if I should believe this or not but if it's real that must have been awful. Did you serve time?
1 AntsCamera 2016-08-08
You shouldn't believe anything you read here.
I smashed the shit out the kid too.
I showed my PBA card and got it ruled an accident.
Anthony comment?
1 [deleted] 2016-08-08
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1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
+/u/User_Simulator anthonycumiashow
1 User_Simulator 2016-08-08
You get them on and make it fun, interesting for not just the audience, but for the concern but I assure you there's nothing to my own fucking mouth!
~ anthonycumiashow
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2 Knightscribe 2016-08-08
This is what every one of these simulator posts sounds like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaiT5fZHBs
1 panasonictooth 2016-08-08
I don't understand what you are.
2 Zombied77 2016-08-08
I'll bet you drove right up her fuckin' cootah er sumtin'
2 [deleted] 2016-08-08
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1 Mud- 2016-08-08
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-08
Did she have bodacious gazongas?
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
Thank god for those AIRBAGS! YOWZAS! (no it was a female deer and she ran off)
1 stinkskc 2016-08-08
Doe a deer a female deer
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
yes stinkskc, that is what i was going for, now carry on sitting in a piss stained alleyway soliciting blowjobs to high school kids who are really selling you crushed up tylenenol 3s
5 stinkskc 2016-08-08
I just wanted to sing. How'd you know it was piss stained ?
4 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
In one of your drug fueled bouts of depravity you started periscoping. Most of the camera view was blocked by a thick black veiny cock, college basketball shorts, and greasy hair, and the only audio sounded like a bathtub emptying, however occasionally the shaky camera would point down and away showing the undeniable splatter pattern of drunk hipster piss stains on the concrete walls of the alley.
2 stinkskc 2016-08-08
You have quite the imagination rbd
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-08
imagination...... or observation skills?
1 3stepsbackward 2016-08-08
Oh deer.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-08-08
yes stinkskc, that is what i was going for, now carry on sitting in a piss stained alleyway soliciting blowjobs to high school kids who are really selling you crushed up tylenenol 3s