Jay Mohr has not seen his wife's face since 2007

33  2016-08-07 by EncinoEscobar

37 comments

His wife looks like Mickey Rourke with fake tits.

I'm hard now.

Pic please.

And gold.

Jay Mohr's sailing up a rivah called Da Nile! tss

Clearly he's been using his wife's face to dredge that river.

damn son

His wife used to be so hot back in the day though.

She was an absolute channel-stopper. If you were rolling through seeing what to watch, if you caught her on quick on that Married With Children rip off, you had to at least watch til the next commercial break. She was fucking ridiculous.

LMAO I used to watch that show almost every day. I couldn't remember what it was called, but they had like a talking rabbit in it. I only watched it because of how hot she was.

Unhappily Ever After. It was halfway decent. I've always had a softspot for Bobcat.

Holy shit, doesn't that mean she wrote this fucking tweet about herself?

My wife is not the new face of terror

A terrifying face is exactly what his wife has

Saturday Night Live, Tom Cruise movies, banging cocktail waitresses two at a time, stealing Bob Cat's girl when she didn't look like melted wax - never has someone climbed so high to fall so far.

Who fills their spankbank with physically deformed women besides /u/cbanks420lol

Don't judge me!

I know that his wife was in a fire - but what was this tweet in response to...?

So he is not aware of the chemically induced duck lips and cat face she has?

Wait, aren't they divorced or some shit?

Was she cursed by a gypsy?

She stole some Jew's gold and they cursed her.

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People pay to look at a Picasso.

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Say it with me: NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

I'd be willing to believe she's never gone under the knife, but somebody definitely inflated her lips with a bicycle pump.

I was looking closely and it seems her lips might be the only things that were altered, maybe a facelift as well? Not sure, but she definitely had some lip injections. It totally ruined her looks though.

Edit: typo

Jay swears on the eyes of his son with a girl's name.

He's got nine years on Patton.

At least Jay's wife used to be hot. Patton got rich and famous then married a Virginia 4.

why would he set himself up like that

I thought he was in the process of divorce #2. No?

"Spank bank"? Please tell me i didn't read that.

His wife is the face of terror. It's more of a comic book terror though.

Neither has anyone else.

i dont understand this and it annoys me

Unhappily Ever After. It was halfway decent. I've always had a softspot for Bobcat.