saw her do stand up and she does this joke about how she gets fucked by a team of 23 year old guys that she calls Team 23. so yeah i think her love for patrice has died down a bit
I don't know why this would shock anyone. Patrice openly looked down on women. Is it really a surprise that someone like that would attract a woman who would try to milk his death financially while getting some young dick?
They plan on debuting it at the 30th anniversary of the Patrice benefit. A benefit that will still be raising money for Patrice's dead Mom, Von, and her 44 year old daughter.
Patrice's girl "Nortoned" off with the fans money. "Nortoned" has become an industry term for taking money from crowdfunding donors and not actually delivering the product. It is known.
God damn that would be amazing if that became the common name for it. But still no one would know who he was and would assume it had something to do with the anti-virus thing or something...seriously urbandictionary that shit
patrice was a big fat guy who used negging and brinksmanship to keep this horseface bitch at his side. i don't think you could call it love or loyalty by any stretch of the imagination.
so big chocolate is dead, his spell is broken, and she's spending the money like he never existed.
she'll eventually spend like $10,000 and slap together some horrendous piece of shit, once contributors she knows in real life start asking about it.
You just wait friendo.. the upcoming studio in NYC is going to be SICK with the new desk installed. I'll pay an extra 64 cents a month for Jimmy to say he's going to come in.. once in a while.. maybe.. not.
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116 NumeroOtto 2016-08-06
if you thought that Docu was legit; I got a cartoon to sell ya
-3 shootermcgvn 2016-08-06
Bravo.
0 lickitoff 2016-08-06
Ha. Shit like that takes time. Years sometimes.
38 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-06
He died in the end :(
6 clay-davis 2016-08-06
YA KIDDIN'?!
1 Toughcrowdd 2016-08-06
WHERE?!?!
3 LatinoComedian 2016-08-06
Fuck man! How about a spoiler tag on that?
-8 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-06
Username checks out.
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-06
What are u babbling on about now knickers?
-9 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-06
I miss how you look at me.
1 [deleted] 2016-08-06
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37 tortoiseboy52 2016-08-06
saw her do stand up and she does this joke about how she gets fucked by a team of 23 year old guys that she calls Team 23. so yeah i think her love for patrice has died down a bit
16 PassProtect15 2016-08-06
ewwwww
12 shaggyanlngs 2016-08-06
I don't know why this would shock anyone. Patrice openly looked down on women. Is it really a surprise that someone like that would attract a woman who would try to milk his death financially while getting some young dick?
-5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-06
What a horrible thought. Usually just 1 one is loud enough to wake the dead, the noise must've been awful.
Also, I'm pretty sure that's illegal ( not that there's anything wrong with that ).
35 dankfranklin 2016-08-06
I dunno but I heard at the premiere it will be projected on Von's forehead.
3 clay-davis 2016-08-06
r/fiveheads
25 FartmanWeiners 2016-08-06
They plan on debuting it at the 30th anniversary of the Patrice benefit. A benefit that will still be raising money for Patrice's dead Mom, Von, and her 44 year old daughter.
16 cakehornnigga 2016-08-06
Patrice's girl "Nortoned" off with the fans money. "Nortoned" has become an industry term for taking money from crowdfunding donors and not actually delivering the product. It is known.
6 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-06
How great would it be if that was jims legacy
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-06
God damn that would be amazing if that became the common name for it. But still no one would know who he was and would assume it had something to do with the anti-virus thing or something...seriously urbandictionary that shit
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-08-06
Put it on urban dictionary
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-06
me dont know how mon
14 lemskroob 2016-08-06
The DVD release is being timed for the same day Jim sends out all his perks
7 Shady_Jake 2016-08-06
Dr.Dre is also releasing his Detox album that day.
14 PhilipMarma 2016-08-06
It's running on half-black people time.
12 phlammo 2016-08-06
No clue. Von got some new purses though.
9 L0rdDougmanWGodspeed 2016-08-06
GYP GYPPERSON STRIKES AGAIN!
4 yul_brynner 2016-08-06
Fucking GRIFTER and HUCKSTER jim morton
9 mlovelam 2016-08-06
lol what do you think happened?
patrice was a big fat guy who used negging and brinksmanship to keep this horseface bitch at his side. i don't think you could call it love or loyalty by any stretch of the imagination.
so big chocolate is dead, his spell is broken, and she's spending the money like he never existed.
she'll eventually spend like $10,000 and slap together some horrendous piece of shit, once contributors she knows in real life start asking about it.
4 aTwinkForFez 2016-08-06
stfu faggit
5 mlovelam 2016-08-06
it's gonna catch on, just watch
6 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-08-06
Well documentrees take a long time to make especially when the creator has never done one before. The Bon Vos one took 6 years
6 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-06
Also, black people are not known to be very motivated people... Just sayin..
6 AntsCamera 2016-08-06
Where do you think Jim concocted his Chip show moneygrab from?
The bitch took the money and ran. I bet she has a nice car, great house and no job, thanks to you fucking suckers.
4 NashuaDan 2016-08-06
Von is still taking donations in case you're interested in a producing credit.
4 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-08-06
Oh yeah, forgot about this...which is what I'm guessing Von wanted to happen.
3 fervt 2016-08-06
They're still location scouting.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-06
And I also want to know, what happened to the PICTURES I was supposed to see?
2 Knightscribe 2016-08-06
Fuckin' ponderous....
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-06
God damn DEATH dedication.
1 3stepsbackward 2016-08-06
It's getting released on the same day as the Chip cartoon and the Anthony reality show.
3 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-08-06
You just wait friendo.. the upcoming studio in NYC is going to be SICK with the new desk installed. I'll pay an extra 64 cents a month for Jimmy to say he's going to come in.. once in a while.. maybe.. not.
1 jarjarjelly 2016-08-06
any real Patrice fan will have recognized most of the quotes as being lifted from various youtubes and online interviews
1 satsamsit 2016-08-06
There's probably updates from Von on the campaign page.
1 VladiRad 2016-08-06
Maybe she decided it was a better idea to spend the money on herself instead of making a documentary.
1 late_50s_why 2016-08-06
its actually going great, they sent out all the perks, and the updated the page last month
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-08-06
It's going to be released as a double feature with the chip cartoon.
-1 eastriverdriveII 2016-08-06
Von is lookin good on instagram. Thicka than a Snicka!
5 rahtin 2016-08-06
If fat, bald, alien headed chicks are your thing.
-1 eastriverdriveII 2016-08-06
she's not bald. is she?
1 aTwinkForFez 2016-08-06
this guy gets it, fellas?? am i right?
-1 CertifiedBA 2016-08-06
Fuck this bitch, quit the benefits, she got hers.