My favorite part is when he puts his sunglasses on, only to take them off again. Then puts them back on again, only to take them off again. And then puts them back on.
You can just see he is in a sorta small/shitty apartment, standing next to his window for light... and his neighbors definitely heard this weirdo just yelling like an ass...
They DID. He was HUGE for years and WRITTEN to be the then WWF CHAMPION, but BROKE his KNEE (MAN!) when he HELPED someone get their CAR out of a SNOWBANK!!! That's when the WWF released him out of SPITE!!!
SCORCH has VOLUNTARILY moved on from RADIO since the SHOW he was on was CANCELED because the PARENT COMPANY went BANKRUPT. I am not CERTAIN on the DETAILS, but I do know that the GUY who made his FORTUNE on LUCKY BUDDHA BEER created a PE firm and, ALONG with BROTHER of SCORCH'S intern (RUSS, I think) on the show, made a MEDIA "network" that produced three SHOWS. At some LEVEL, one or both of them LOST a boatload of MONEY and UNCEREMONIOUSLY shut the SHOW down back in MAY. The WRITING was on the WALL for months though as they STOPPED paying for STREAMING and other WEB SERVICES. The WEBSITE was no longer UPDATED either.
I am not SURE if the ACTING started before SCORCH knew of the FINANCIAL troubles, but SCORCH'S acting was MENTIONED on the RADIO SHOW!!! He WAS acting in SAN DIEGO before moving to his PALATIAL ESTATE in HOLLYWOOD!!!
He applied for a job at my gf's pet food store in Sherman Oaks. She was going to hire him, but apparently he changed his mind/hasn't called back or responded. I'm kind of heart broken.
I don't REMEMBER, and STRANGELY can't find any VIDEO or other info about it, but I believe VITO was originally BILLED as Cap'n Lou's NEPHEW with a SHOCKER INCEST TWIST that he was ACTUALLY his SON!!!
The big RETURN that everyone IN professional wrestling has been waiting FOR. The second cousin of Captain Lou Albano, VITO CARLUCCI is back and ready to dominate PROFESSIONAL wrestling. That's PFG.
SCORCH will be until a certain FORMER NEW YORK radio team begs SCORCH to be very INFLUENCED by ANTHONY and OPIE are rich compared to AVERAGE listener, but POOR compared to the BEGINNING!!! His Twitter WRITING STYLE is CLEARLY stolen from POPULAR ACTOR, LATE NIGHT host? Maybe they need to check in on the SHOW after IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
I don't know if I'm just being an emotional wreck tonight but this wasn't even funny. It's just horribly sad to see this delusional lonely man succumb to the reality of his failures.
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26 pfg-sciple 2016-08-06
Like "O&A" and SAM ROBERTS, TRIPLE H has done nothing to HELP the man who GAVE him a CAREER!!!!
I don't SUPPORT harassment, but I think EVERYONE should TWEET @tripleh and @wwe so this INJUSTICE can finally be ADDRESSED!!!!
Remember the #BRINGVITOCARLUCCITOTHEWWEUNIVERSE hashtag!!!
Yeah, ONE went on to be a TALENTED multimilionaire with MILLIONS of fans and the OTHER went on to be TRIPLE H!!!!
14 fashanoo 2016-08-06
This guy is my favourite character here
4 BullsLawDan 2016-08-06
It's so good you think it's real until you realize it would mean Scorch has a fan.
13 3stepsbackward 2016-08-06
My favorite part is when he puts his sunglasses on, only to take them off again. Then puts them back on again, only to take them off again. And then puts them back on.
1 Guinness525 2016-08-06
Like that teacher from Ned's Declassified.
10 [deleted] 2016-08-06
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9 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-08-06
Pfg sciple is my guiding light
8 johnnyroberts 2016-08-06
You can just see he is in a sorta small/shitty apartment, standing next to his window for light... and his neighbors definitely heard this weirdo just yelling like an ass...
3 onemancrimespree 2016-08-06
"Let me tell ya something, WWF!!!!" is all they heard and they weren't surprised at all.
6 DeryDerpette 2016-08-06
They should have let this lunatic wrestle in the WWE. He's absolutely perfect for that whole scene.
15 pfg-sciple 2016-08-06
They DID. He was HUGE for years and WRITTEN to be the then WWF CHAMPION, but BROKE his KNEE (MAN!) when he HELPED someone get their CAR out of a SNOWBANK!!! That's when the WWF released him out of SPITE!!!
12 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-06
I wish scorch knew you existed. he would be so fucking happy
3 [deleted] 2016-08-06
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2 Guinness525 2016-08-06
I could see him playing a Randy Savage type of heel.
4 Kurt_Love 2016-08-06
The unedited reaching to turn off the camera at the end really sells it.
3 holodog 2016-08-06
Does Scorch no longer have a regular radio gig? I'm out of the PFG loop.
9 pfg-sciple 2016-08-06
SCORCH has VOLUNTARILY moved on from RADIO since the SHOW he was on was CANCELED because the PARENT COMPANY went BANKRUPT. I am not CERTAIN on the DETAILS, but I do know that the GUY who made his FORTUNE on LUCKY BUDDHA BEER created a PE firm and, ALONG with BROTHER of SCORCH'S intern (RUSS, I think) on the show, made a MEDIA "network" that produced three SHOWS. At some LEVEL, one or both of them LOST a boatload of MONEY and UNCEREMONIOUSLY shut the SHOW down back in MAY. The WRITING was on the WALL for months though as they STOPPED paying for STREAMING and other WEB SERVICES. The WEBSITE was no longer UPDATED either.
I am not SURE if the ACTING started before SCORCH knew of the FINANCIAL troubles, but SCORCH'S acting was MENTIONED on the RADIO SHOW!!! He WAS acting in SAN DIEGO before moving to his PALATIAL ESTATE in HOLLYWOOD!!!
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-06
he went to hollywood to make it as an actor
5 holodog 2016-08-06
Seems like a good career move, in your 50s.
7 pfg-sciple 2016-08-06
SCORCH made PEOPLE'S hottest YOUNG actors UNDER 65 list last year!!!
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-06
He applied for a job at my gf's pet food store in Sherman Oaks. She was going to hire him, but apparently he changed his mind/hasn't called back or responded. I'm kind of heart broken.
3 Kurt_Love 2016-08-06
He can't keep straight whether he was signed to be Captain Lou's son or nephew.
3 pfg-sciple 2016-08-06
I don't REMEMBER, and STRANGELY can't find any VIDEO or other info about it, but I believe VITO was originally BILLED as Cap'n Lou's NEPHEW with a SHOCKER INCEST TWIST that he was ACTUALLY his SON!!!
3 PassProtect15 2016-08-06
The big RETURN that everyone IN professional wrestling has been waiting FOR. The second cousin of Captain Lou Albano, VITO CARLUCCI is back and ready to dominate PROFESSIONAL wrestling. That's PFG.
3 PassProtect15 2016-08-06
+/u/user_simulator /u/pfg-sciple
1 User_Simulator 2016-08-06
SCORCH will be until a certain FORMER NEW YORK radio team begs SCORCH to be very INFLUENCED by ANTHONY and OPIE are rich compared to AVERAGE listener, but POOR compared to the BEGINNING!!! His Twitter WRITING STYLE is CLEARLY stolen from POPULAR ACTOR, LATE NIGHT host? Maybe they need to check in on the SHOW after IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
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1 Wsallgood 2016-08-06
Perfect.
1 Peter_______________ 2016-08-06
KEMOSABE!
2 thrillated 2016-08-06
Triple H won't even give him a job at the performance center. If that's not the absolute definition of being ungrateful, I don't know what is.
Not that Scorch would take the job, his acting commitments forbid him, but damn it he should at least have the courtesy to offer.
2 davedave8 2016-08-06
Scorch fucking rules.
0 AppleBonfire 2016-08-06
I don't know if I'm just being an emotional wreck tonight but this wasn't even funny. It's just horribly sad to see this delusional lonely man succumb to the reality of his failures.
-2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-06
oh no, he's circling the drain
-5 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-08-06
I mean...I like his mic skills, but he's a midget. Maybe he should be calling out Rey Mysterio instead.
EDIT: Any White Man over 30 with piercings is a faggot or a delusional guido/whigger loser.
EDIT: He needs to drop $4K on a dental implant.