You're two years too late.

Two, try five

Joe cumia agrees with you

Time to make a sub to ridicule this sub.

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This January and I think February was pretty great... The brother Joe wars were epic, I hadn't laughed that much in ages.

The brother Joe wars were epic,

yuck

Actually, management loves the new direction

Nice try with the hate tho

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You dont like unfunny rehashed jokes and terms from the show??

You don't like rhetorical questions used as jokes?

Is...is this rhetorical too?

Were in this deep now

IT'S WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY!

Yeah. Whip out them peckahs or someting

hehe ... peckers :) lol

No seriously, whip out your peckah. I really love cock.

Only the finest black cock for you!

disappointing

What's the estimate on number of times a woman actually bared her breasts to one of their bumper stickers? my math comes to zero but I may be off by a zero or two.

I assume all the people that called in reference to getting flashed or flashing someone were just lying dummies.

The demo.

too meta

what, to real?

There's actually quite a bit of new material that comes directly from this sub or directly influenced by it... Dassabesso, bald Opie, Antwan Kumiya, etc... The first and third examples are pretty new. Things just been a bit slow lately as far as fucking with people. It happens.

Edit: the latest round of SC Joe had me hysterical in moments

I'm out of the loop with Dassabesso?

I saw people writing it like a month ago all the time, but I don't get it. Is it a sloppy way of saying That's the bit though? And is that something Opie says?

All my show experience comes from YouTube clips - mostly clips that are 5 - 15 years old, so I think I'm missing a few pieces on this one.

Might be a better video, but basically Sherrod Small stumbling over his own tongue during an interview with Doug Stanhope. Doug looks at him a second like WTF(?) and just ignores whatever the fuck he was trying to say by continuing to talk to Jimmy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmSFOlwQhrc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You could literally copy and paste your word, "Dassabesso", and Google will give you the answer.

https://youtu.be/lmSFOlwQhrc

Dassdabesdoe, just type shit and fucken....

hmmm... didn't even occur to me. Since it's a fake word only used by this subreddit, I just assumed this was the only place I could get an answer.

Shows what I know!

Dassabesso, just googling "Dassabesso" an fuckin

Is it a sloppy way of saying That's the bit though?

No. It meant "That's the best, though", but said by a spoon-tounged idiot, you fucking moron.

I don't get it.

Gregg confirmed

soo, isn't this great?

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

of all the dramatic things ive seen

*ever

Until October or someone dies, some grins will happen again.

Me: Maybe you should find another sub to read. Management loves the direction of the sub, and we have more subscribers than ever. A lot of people come here thinking it's gunna be the same as the old sub, but it's not and it never will be. *sniff

We just lost another market. Fetch me grapes.

ME: That's the BIT you DOAPHE

Not sure if I like the racist pigeon. Just who is he racist against now?

you know who....

I HATE THIS PLACE NOTHING WORKS HERE THEMEDICATIONS DONT WORK IVE BEEN HERE FOR SEVEN YEEEEEERS

ugh im a hack

You're supposed to say either your moms box or I hate this place the medications don't work

How long has he been here, though?

Also, where's father Doris?

Dassabesso

Nahht funny....and punt.

The sub's passed you by, man! This guy's a hater! He's just a Howard fan! EAT YOUR OWN, PEOPLE!

Take some time, maybe go see the Boat movie, have some Bloobreez and oatmeal and don't slip in a puddle of aids and you'll get over it. Otherwise just eat a bullet! .com

What, you couldn't squeeze a "good evening" in there anywhere?

Sorry its my 'first time, long time'

merp merp

I blame the asswipes who upvoted the same fucking joe cumia joke fifty times to the front page

I bet Anthony wishes he could go back in time and undo all the damage. He probably whacks off to his Letterman appearance while holding back tears.

"DOT DOT DASH DASH HOO HOO"

~ Anthony Cumia #klassic

That's probably pretty accurate. He surely has the Leno and Letterman appearances recorded somewhere, and when he gets all drunk and melancholy, he plays them.

He probably remembers the message boards talking about how Ant obviously was the star in the interview; the funny one of the infamous pair, while Opie just sat there, doing as was expected in their career. "Let Anthony carry it... just be there for Anthony, Op! You guys are a team! "

And then that fizzled. But he still had the 3 AM FOX show "Red Eye" where he could sit panel once in a while! He showed up, he got a paid hotel in Manhattan, he got makeup and craft services....

And then he fucked that up too.

Since he beat up his 20-something drug-addled girlfriend and got arrested on felony strangulation charges, Sam Roberts has been a more frequent guest on Red Eye.

Anthony drinks because it's the only way to ensure he doesn't dehydrate from all the tears he must cry daily.

Every time someone says this one of them sinks to a new low.

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This sub is pretty sad.

Posters want to take down Joe Cumia, a real loser, without a doubt. However, I get the feeling that many of these posters are in similar situations. They would be more than happy to have a brother or parents who although is hemorrhaging cash, pay their bills.

This sub needs to focus on the real scumbags. Jim "The Worm" Norton, first and foremost. He sat across from Anthony for how many mornings, and his allegiance is to a comedy club owner in East Rutherford or some other shitty New Jersey town. He didn't want to lose dates there. He could've released all the funds for his crappy illustrations back to the donors. This is really who you are defending.

There's a town called Rutherford out here in Australia and it stinks too. What is it about that name and sucking?

And then there's Mike and the Mechanics. You're on to something

So you're saying this sub is the show now!

No, I´m saying this sub is Project Mayhem and I need donations to pay for a private investigator to hunt down the guy who keeps trolling me.

Nahht funny!

Yeah, these posts about Brother Joe have been draining me. Even so, I like this subreddit. I think its better to post about Samcro than to devolve into /r/classicOandA; so desolate and sad.

It's never been funny. There was good O&A material posted here sometimes, that's all. This sub is as good as the fucking callers ever were.

There isn't much material left

We could maybe make fun of Jimmy's bald head?

Your qn, faget you batch

I was really drunk when I wrote this and even I don't know Wtf I was trying to say

You're probably right.

In the 16 days you've been on reddit, I'm sure it's probably run its course.

Should we fizzle out naturally, or do you want to call some sort of Town Hall Meeting to announce it?

AH, COME ON, BABY! YOU WANNA SING SOME KARAOKE?

Antwan Kumiya was great. Jocktober may have some entertaining results. The rest is mostly drunken autistic ramblings.

This sub has passed you by.

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give it a rest girl, take a deep breath girl, and meet me at the Bay state tonight

Ok faggot! whats next?

no more alleging?

tss rip like what are we paper or sumpthin tss

antwan kumiya was funny yuh cunt

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That's what people were saying, months ago. Then it got funny again. The humor comes and goes but the memories are forever.

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You can always head over to /r/UnexpectedKoolAidMan or some shit. I hear that place is a hoot.

Holy shit that's a real sub.

/r/opieandanthony... shit, I'm still only in /r/opieandanthony

anymore?

There was only so much to mine from the old show. There's nothing left and the bones have been picked clean. O&A was a daily obsession of mine for years, and this sub helped ween me of of it.

I check it only a few times a week now, and listening to TACS and O&J is totally out of the question. I tried. Both shows remind me of a rotting, shambling zombie who used to be a friend.

Does Ant still even have a show? I don't think anything interesting has been advertised for months.

Ant's fade into obscurity has really sped up now that its been two years and we all realize it isn't going anywhere. Its sad because there's still a twinkle of charm now and then.

But then I remember that Ant is woman beating, non cute racist, pill head, tranny banging nut job. And that shit makes him less fun to listen to for me. He's not funny anymore and I'm not going to pay to listen to that kind of guy rant for 2 hours a day.

You'd prefer 4 hours?

Actually the audience grew just under 9,000 subscribers for month of Sept.

Hey, management is very happy with the direction of the sub

w-we could always play a videogame together

ME: YOURE JUST PART OF THE HATER AGENDA FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKK YOOOOOOOOUH

WHOA WHOA WHOA... If you don't like the sub don't listen... SNIFF

Does anybody remember laughing?

Does anyone remember the actual quote?

hmmm... didn't even occur to me. Since it's a fake word only used by this subreddit, I just assumed this was the only place I could get an answer.

Shows what I know!

Were in this deep now

Dassabesso, just googling "Dassabesso" an fuckin

*ever