How does Anthony pay his 60 year old brother his welfare allowance handout he's been shamelessly taking for over 20 years? I always wondered.
51 2016-08-03 by JoeCumiaSr
Does he use paypal? Cash? Bitcoin!? These questions need answers!
51 2016-08-03 by JoeCumiaSr
Does he use paypal? Cash? Bitcoin!? These questions need answers!
36 comments
57 6jesus6christ6 2016-08-03
he throws it on the floor and joe fetches it like a dog
3 Lobstrich 2016-08-03
I'd love it if he got whatever amount it was changed into quarters and just emptied a bag into his pool.
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-08-03
With mousetraps
3 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-08-03
The glue ones
28 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-08-03
Patrice once said he kept his girlfriend in check by giving her an allowance paid with a check. In the "For" field he would write, "being a rotten ho."
I recall Anthony thinking that was very funny. Hopefully he does something similar.
3 Xtaline 2016-08-03
"Being a rotten bro."
18 AppleBonfire 2016-08-03
If my brother became a multi millionaire from being a radio personality I would probably try and sponge some free shit. I certainly wouldn't brag about it online to strangers though - I'd feel pretty emasculated if I started bragging about how my little brother pays all my bills so I don't have to work.
3 slothlivesmatter 2016-08-03
No cumia left behind
1 patchdcallaghan 2016-08-03
Your a cocksucccckkaaaa
16 JoeCumiaSr 2016-08-03
I should have made a poll with children's spit as a currency.
15 destinyaltboy 2016-08-03
And how does Joe become this right wing asshole who is so against welfare while taking these unearned payments?? I'm fine with him taking the payments but then he should understand why poor people sometimes need help. And why poor people sometimes get stuck on welfare.
He could have saved and used the money to build his own business but no, he's happy acting nigger rich and getting his new check every month. Pathetic.
7 AppleBonfire 2016-08-03
You hate what you are, etc. He really is a white trash version of everything he rails against.
5 destinyaltboy 2016-08-03
I'd say Anthony is sort of on that kick too. As Patrice said, the fucker loves guns and drives an escalade.
2 idamnedit 2016-08-03
He tried building a cover band business but some internet trolls had to go and get his gigs cancelled.
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8 JMueller2012 2016-08-03
With his mouth
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7 xxmikekxx 2016-08-03
I wonder if it's an allowance or does Joe just get all his bills sent to Anthony.
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1 Lobstrich 2016-08-03
I think Anthony pays the children directly to spit in Joe Cumia's mouth.
6 Folmz 2016-08-03
Cash so they can dodge taxes.
6 MilliBotany 2016-08-03
I think he pays him in falafels.
6 RonBengtan 2016-08-03
He makes him do the truffle shuffle and throws it at him as cash
6 AngryHugo 2016-08-03
Ever since 1990, Ant has been paying him in young girls for him to rape and murder.
6 BullsLawDan 2016-08-03
Joe's going to pay him back as soon as Guilty By Association gets into that NY studio!
4 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-03
Denarii
4 DHFearnot 2016-08-03
People always gave Ant shit for never having kids or a family but he was supporting Joe and his all along. Can't blame him for not wanting to foot the bill for another family.
5 bornrevolution 2016-08-03
How does not wanting kids or a family warrant getting shit for it? Sounds like some jealous, disgruntled dads.
3 packitchofsositch 2016-08-03
He places it in between his cleavage while he's giving him a lapdance. http://i.imgur.com/AsyQNek.png
1 Lobstrich 2016-08-03
I bet they point outwards if he leans forward.
3 rcharliesam 2016-08-03
When/if ant finally wakes up and realizes that his brother has used him and guilted him in to supporting him all of these years, do you think he'll shoot and kill Joe, or just shut him out of his life the way that he should have long ago?
Retard joe clearly feels responsible for ant's former success, and since he has the balls to say it to fans, that means he's convinced anthony of it as well. I would imagine the resentment that anthony harbors has caused most of these problems for himself over the past few years.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-08-03
shoot him with a paintball gun, maybe.
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2 AntsCamera 2016-08-03
Anthony makes him slurp it out of his asshole one nickle at a time.
Keith happily helps Ant reload.
2 glitch77 2016-08-03
I'm sure that Joe is a 1099 contractor and autobills for consulting. Anthony most likely runs his finances like a business for tax purposes, making the above completely easy.
Not flash, but probably the real answer.
1 Aemon12 2016-08-03
Anthony owes entire his career to Joe, at least, that's according to Joe. So the weekly handout is fair.
3 pfg-sciple 2016-08-03
JOE CUMIA taking CREDIT for the SUCCESS of "O&A" is hilarious!!!
We all KNOW the true TALENT behind their success was none other than SCORCH... PFG!!!!
1 PharoahFaucet 2016-08-03
How does Joe report it on his taxes?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-08-03
Joe doesnt do taxes, why would he? He has zero insurable/taxable working hours in 30 years.
1 Dagidugidai 2016-08-03
I've never heard of welfare coming in any former other than a check or food stamps, so I hope this answers your question
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