Joe Cumia killed Martin Luther King

33  2016-08-02 by uhgnk

10 comments

A point in his favor.

Just Martin Luther King? No Sr or Jr?

Jr. He was getting tea-bagged by his uncle for sexual reasons.

It's not true. Someone else killed Martin Lawrence.

In school they taught me that he was actually sitting in his tub of urine while he fired the shot

They found traces of semen and urine from multiple men aged 3 to 48

That's a good shot.

Bono wrote Pride about Joe, so in return he started a cover band.

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Stop loying,Anthony.You told me it was Malcolm Excrement.

So I have to start liking Joe now?

That's a good shot.

They found traces of semen and urine from multiple men aged 3 to 48