Is it true that Joseph Cumia likes to lay in a bathtub while other men urinate on him?

155  2016-08-02 by chrb13

41 comments

It's true. He also makes you take a bunch of vitamin B supplements beforehand so your piss will be extra yellow.

Don't forget the asparagus!

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I heard Joe likes to recycle his feces by attaching a hose to his asshole and his mouth

This is the word on the street. I heard it through the grapevine

Yep that's the skinny

That's GANGSTA TALK for rumour and innuendo.

yeah a little bird told me.

He does have his qualities.

I have personally given him a bit of the Ol' Frickle Frackle.

Joseph Cumia likes to lay in a bathtub while other men urinate on him? I don't think that's true, but I don't have proof that Joseph Cumia likes to lay in a bathtub while other men urinate on him.

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& he likes them to tell him that they are going to vote democrat as they do it

No. Its not true. He prefers young boys, not men.

Hey, that's not true. He's a classic pedophile, he doesn't care about the gender of the child, as long as they spit in his mouth.

When he was on the run after being a suspect accused of RAPING AND MURDERING A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990, I heard he picked up this habit in a safe house.

Yes absolutely, he also had his mouth wide open while they did it

This thread has broken the first rule of Tub Club.

In* him. youre welcome

He hasn't disputed it.

A Golden Shower?

Tsss more like a golden bath or sumthin...rub a dub dub, I dunno just riffin

It's all true he paid me to do it. I couldn't go with other men in the room though.

I believe the term is "shrim" alternative healing practice.

I thought Denny was the Tinkle Lord. Mistake corrected

It's not just "other men"...

Well endowed drifters who practice poor hygiene.

He has to spend Ant's money on something. I am pretty sure I saw a craigslist ad very similar to this.

Who the fuck doesn't?

looks like he's been here downvoting people a little before 1:27pm CST

Yeah. That'll get us!

i heard defecate

A story like that...it HAS to be true

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Yes, this is all true.

Im going to take every word of this as gospel without even an attempt to fact check it.

the same bathtub he was sittinng in when he shot Martin Luther King

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Sure seems like something he would do. It must be true.

joe cumia is a scat aficionado

Some people are writing that's what he did back in 1990. There's a lot of talk about it.

I've heard this a ton of times but never knew if it was true or not. Guess this confirms it.