Ghostbusters is unfortunately a very boring and bad game. The four main characters have no charisma and they try to seem funny... but they are not at all. The gameplay is repetitive and the player will be bored in no time, and it is really too bad that the Ghostbusters franchise couldn't be honored with a good game that the original four deserve. Because Ghostbusters is simply worth it, this is not.
If you were to replace "game", "gameplay" and "player" with "movie", "film" and "viewer", then this could easily pass as a review for the reboot itself.
If you look at the character model for the black ghostbuster, she's thin and has white facial features. I don't know how that isn't a focus of the SJWs. (Probably because nobody will play this hunk of shit)
Clearly this is the result of hateful, sexist men who haven't even played this terrific video game online. Of course they haven't purchased the game because their misogynistic hate is so extreme that they only are interested in things that exploit women, not things that celebrate that a woman can do anything. As a result of their rampant sexism, hardworking folks have lost their jobs. The work of these video game designers has been celebrated with a feature film about their design of the video game version of the film ET for Atari.
The funny thing is they quote the metacritic score and metacritic is fucking notorious for people who havent played a game bombing it with low scores. I have no doubt this game is terrible, but it's still funny.
Had that absolute piece of shit as well. And a handful of games that, outside of the aliens game, looked to be unfinished! I go back and forth when thinking which was shittier, Atari Jaguar or Phillips Cdi
Cdi was just comically funny, but not worth the price to have around as a joke. Almost every game was unironically bad, especially the licensed Nintendo ones. Voyeur was ok, I guess.
Always wished the 3DO had a more solid core of games. Still, I have fond memories of playing shockwave, slam n jam, and a few other titles. Reminds me I still have Overdrivin' on my SD card (there actually a 3DO emulator in the Play Store, and it works).
I bought/still have my neo geo in 1994 with six games (king of fighters 94, world heroes 2, samurai showdown, art of fighting 2, baseball stars, and cyberlip), 2 controllers and a memory card, off of a classified ad in the news paper, believe that shit? I still play it to this day (even though I have every neo geo game on my laptop). Best controllers ever
The Ghostbusters remake was barely worth talking about here. The video game adaptation of the Ghostbusters remake is even less worth talking about here.
Not this sub, just this thread of people clapping their forearms together at a dumb fucking breitbart article. I love smart people who dont agree with me, smart people not agreeing with eachother is one of the best things in the world. Dumb people feeling good about being fucking dumb is one of the worst, and they read breitbart and gawker and jezebel.
Oh and nice try on trying to smarten up your sentence but it's unnatural as all hell.
I'll just repeat myself from a different comment. You dum dums are coal for the fire, man. Time to smarten up. Time to stop being marks. One day breitbart and buzzfeed and whoever are going to have an AI that churns out articles tailored to getting dum dum upvotes and you're not going to notice because you dont think critically about things as long as you think they're right. It's gonna be a bad old world, dude.
Oh fuck off, it's not about the goddamn article, I'm just posting a source for the title. I don't even know what brietbart is. Now literally kill yourself.
You should read the article, it's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. All these MRAs pissing and moaning about how their precious ghostbusters has been coopted by some liberal agenda, spearheaded by breitbart, and then breitbart literally does the same thing and uses a ghostbusters tidbit to relink 5 agenda articles. You dum dums are coal for the fire man, smarten up.
Stupid, do you think this was posted here to debate the article? No. It was posted to inspire quips like the top comment. Fucking retard insulting people's intelligence when he can't even separate comedy from faux-intellectual debate.
Yeah that's a much better article. It's full of facts and context, it doesn't try to draw laughable parallels between the failing of this game and a social agenda. In short it's not insulting to anyone who reads it.
The funny thing is they quote the metacritic score and metacritic is fucking notorious for people who havent played a game bombing it with low scores. I have no doubt this game is terrible, but it's still funny.
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38 CompoundMediaPR 2016-08-02
I told them to include the Leslie Jones Empire State Building chase.
25 CoolerKing37 2016-08-02
From MetaCritic:
If you were to replace "game", "gameplay" and "player" with "movie", "film" and "viewer", then this could easily pass as a review for the reboot itself.
18 TrackSuitVos 2016-08-02
And yet, this will be seen as sexist, I'm sure.
7 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-08-02
By some twitter skanks. The great part is that IRL no one gives a shit about this movie. Male or female.
1 rahtin 2016-08-02
If you look at the character model for the black ghostbuster, she's thin and has white facial features. I don't know how that isn't a focus of the SJWs. (Probably because nobody will play this hunk of shit)
8 [deleted] 2016-08-02
there was a ghostbusters game that came out on the 360 that was cool as fuck
6 xyniphis 2016-08-02
Most people (akroyd included) consider it the third movie since it was written by the same folks
4 dra_kul88 2016-08-02
They came out with a ghostbusters game a few years back with the original cast and it was a great game
1 KenFrezno 2016-08-02
You mean it could pass as a shocking instance of bigoted muh-soggy-knee and, racism, of course.
18 shaggyanlngs 2016-08-02
God damn patriarchy.
11 pabbenoy 2016-08-02
This makes me so happy
11 AlchemyWizard 2016-08-02
I'm sure IGN can be bought off to give this game a 9.8 out of 10. They're not a member of the patriarchy, they're just money whores.
7 867-5309- 2016-08-02
Clearly this is the result of hateful, sexist men who haven't even played this terrific video game online. Of course they haven't purchased the game because their misogynistic hate is so extreme that they only are interested in things that exploit women, not things that celebrate that a woman can do anything. As a result of their rampant sexism, hardworking folks have lost their jobs. The work of these video game designers has been celebrated with a feature film about their design of the video game version of the film ET for Atari.
;-)
2 aprosbro 2016-08-02
The funny thing is they quote the metacritic score and metacritic is fucking notorious for people who havent played a game bombing it with low scores. I have no doubt this game is terrible, but it's still funny.
2 chris2webby 2016-08-02
is this game on super nintendo? if not, then not interested!
13 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
It's mega drive or go fuck your mother
7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-08-02
Turbo Graphics 16
5 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-08-02
Peasants. It's all about the Neo-Geo.
5 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-02
The only fucking old school game system I never owned! Wish I did though. So much SNK greatness ported to that console straight from the arcades.
3 CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2016-08-02
If it's not on the Atari Jaguar; go kick rocks.
3 [deleted] 2016-08-02
I only play video games on a modified oscilloscope.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-02
Common to pecka
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-02
Had that absolute piece of shit as well. And a handful of games that, outside of the aliens game, looked to be unfinished! I go back and forth when thinking which was shittier, Atari Jaguar or Phillips Cdi
1 CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2016-08-02
Cdi was just comically funny, but not worth the price to have around as a joke. Almost every game was unironically bad, especially the licensed Nintendo ones. Voyeur was ok, I guess.
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-08-02
Always wished the 3DO had a more solid core of games. Still, I have fond memories of playing shockwave, slam n jam, and a few other titles. Reminds me I still have Overdrivin' on my SD card (there actually a 3DO emulator in the Play Store, and it works).
2 Lord_dougman_W 2016-08-02
I bought/still have my neo geo in 1994 with six games (king of fighters 94, world heroes 2, samurai showdown, art of fighting 2, baseball stars, and cyberlip), 2 controllers and a memory card, off of a classified ad in the news paper, believe that shit? I still play it to this day (even though I have every neo geo game on my laptop). Best controllers ever
1 Lord_dougman_W 2016-08-02
Ghostbusters on the sega master system rules all, son!!!
1 rahtin 2016-08-02
The Sega Genesis Ghostbusters game is a classic.
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-08-02
Where were you during their time of need? This injustice will not stand.
1 jokopolis 2016-08-02
only girl game charters worth talking about are lara croft and sonya blade, ill never cheat on you two!
2 nazicumfarts 2016-08-02
ExcUSE me, Sirrrrrrrrr! I can see that SOMEbody never played Metroid!
1 panjshirlion 2016-08-02
The Ghostbusters remake was barely worth talking about here. The video game adaptation of the Ghostbusters remake is even less worth talking about here.
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-08-02
Well according to Breitbart, claiming bankruptcy 4x is actually really smart business and not embarrassing at all. I don't see the big deal
-8 Tucker_Normand 2016-08-02
Is that faggot Breitbart still dead? Yea? OK, good.
-10 aprosbro 2016-08-02
This article is petulantly hilarious. Seriously do you guys not get the same vibe reading Breitbart as Jezebel? Are you not very smart?
18 gaycunt04 2016-08-02
Only someone particularly stupid but self conscious about it like you would posture themselves as intellectually superior to the people of this sub.
-11 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Not this sub, just this thread of people clapping their forearms together at a dumb fucking breitbart article. I love smart people who dont agree with me, smart people not agreeing with eachother is one of the best things in the world. Dumb people feeling good about being fucking dumb is one of the worst, and they read breitbart and gawker and jezebel.
Oh and nice try on trying to smarten up your sentence but it's unnatural as all hell.
20 gaycunt04 2016-08-02
Say more things you babbling retard.
-13 aprosbro 2016-08-02
I'll just repeat myself from a different comment. You dum dums are coal for the fire, man. Time to smarten up. Time to stop being marks. One day breitbart and buzzfeed and whoever are going to have an AI that churns out articles tailored to getting dum dum upvotes and you're not going to notice because you dont think critically about things as long as you think they're right. It's gonna be a bad old world, dude.
15 gaycunt04 2016-08-02
You look incredibly dumb right now. Writing meandering replies isn't helping, just proving my point that you're a dummy with an inferiority complex.
-3 aprosbro 2016-08-02
You sound like Trump.
7 gaycunt04 2016-08-02
Well you look like wordy dumbass, now we all see your faux intellectualism is just an act.
-5 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Anyone who says something is faux is an asshole.
8 gaycunt04 2016-08-02
Nah you're the asshole.
2 aprosbro 2016-08-02
I think you quoted the wrong thing.
-2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
Your like Joe cumia, just with better grammar and punctuation
7 andiswearrrr 2016-08-02
Oh fuck off, it's not about the goddamn article, I'm just posting a source for the title. I don't even know what brietbart is. Now literally kill yourself.
-7 aprosbro 2016-08-02
You should read the article, it's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. All these MRAs pissing and moaning about how their precious ghostbusters has been coopted by some liberal agenda, spearheaded by breitbart, and then breitbart literally does the same thing and uses a ghostbusters tidbit to relink 5 agenda articles. You dum dums are coal for the fire man, smarten up.
16 CleanGeneOkerlund 2016-08-02
Stupid, do you think this was posted here to debate the article? No. It was posted to inspire quips like the top comment. Fucking retard insulting people's intelligence when he can't even separate comedy from faux-intellectual debate.
-5 aprosbro 2016-08-02
You should read the article, it's the dumbest fucking think I've ever read. These assholes screen shot jezebel so it doesn't get clicks.
9 Spokker 2016-08-02
It was co-opted by a liberal agenda. The fucking official ghostbusters Twitter account endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Yeah people who see some conspiracy everywhere are dumb, but this case was so transparent.
-1 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Are you happier being coopted by a website that pretends to agree with you but is really just manipulating you into click fodder?
12 Spokker 2016-08-02
I didn't even click on the article. You don't need Breitbart to see that the Ghostbusters franchise was co-opted to push unfunny social justice crap.
Here's some queer web site that reported on it: http://kotaku.com/ghostbusters-developer-fireforge-games-goes-bankrupt-1784625739
Hope it makes you feel better. No MRA shit to trigger you.
-3 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Yeah that's a much better article. It's full of facts and context, it doesn't try to draw laughable parallels between the failing of this game and a social agenda. In short it's not insulting to anyone who reads it.
9 Spokker 2016-08-02
The movie failed because of its agenda. The game just sucks.
7 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-02
God youre a pretentious douche
-2 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Sure.
2 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-08-02
Lol
6 TheDarkFezRises 2016-08-02
Look out gang, we've got a Guardian reader on this thread.
-1 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Never read it.
5 TheDarkFezRises 2016-08-02
You're taking this all very seriously. Where does a genius such as yourself get his news?
-1 aprosbro 2016-08-02
Not really. This sub is just way too nice to dumb shit.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
Yep.. Breitbart is a fuckin joke
7 Butt_Fuck_Champion 2016-08-02
So is this sub
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
Touché
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-08-02
Douché
-2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
I deserve this
2 aprosbro 2016-08-02
The funny thing is they quote the metacritic score and metacritic is fucking notorious for people who havent played a game bombing it with low scores. I have no doubt this game is terrible, but it's still funny.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-08-02
Common to pecka