something so fucking creepy about that discount nose job, chin reduction plastic surgery, botox lip injection look. Girls from long island and north jersey disfigure themselves with. They end up looking like aliens with rubber tits and a cheap wig.
Everyone always says Ant looks better with facial hair (and a hat). I guarantee some teenager said "omg your mustache makes you look so old" and he's been clean shaven ever since.
I don't get it. What's wrong with four dudes hanging out? Are they all Ant's old work buddies from back when he was a tin knocker? Are they catching up or what? Help me out here.
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35 K1bbler 2016-08-02
Ant was basically Jill's purse holder so she could fuck other dudes unecumbered.
30 EastSideDan 2016-08-02
He looks like John Wilkes Booth. And has the same attitudes towards race.
16 Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes 2016-08-02
and a brother in show business!
7 NortheastPhilly 2016-08-02
sic semper tytrannies
20 rcharliesam 2016-08-02
For perspective, the guy on the left is only 5'4"
12 check_checkerson 2016-08-02
Looks like one of those Napoleon dynamite character
7 wifflebb 2016-08-02
Ant looking even more like porn star Dirty Harry (sfw) here than usual.
5 Nuwanda84 2016-08-02
AAAAAAYYYYYEEEE! thumbsup
0 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-08-02
They treat their women similar too NSFW
6 eastriverdriveII 2016-08-02
Ant looks like a guy living in a one room rent controlled apartment in chelsea.
5 Lish_fips89 2016-08-02
Thank god for individually placed follicles.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-08-02
John Waters, his sister, and her husband.
29 TacoTrots 2016-08-02
Ha! Look at Ant's face. You can tell he's seething inside.
11 bonniesretardsister 2016-08-02
He probably made her use a whole bottle of hand sanitizer before she was allowed to touch anything in the house.
29 Patmcpsu 2016-08-02
"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"
26 MaxKawalski 2016-08-02
"CUNTRAG bitch fuck animal pig face worthless meat sack shit pile stink crotch ass stain rot bung…"
~ /u/anthonycumiashow
19 jobcircus 2016-08-02
Anthony Cumia: Trigger fingers turn to Twitter fingers
10 TheDarkFezRises 2016-08-02
His career got bodied by a stripping nigga.
5 RatherPleasent 2016-08-02
Fuuck. That fits perfectly. Anthony should make a back to back parody song. That is if he's ever heard of it.
4 jobcircus 2016-08-02
"I got the drink in me, her ribs gon' crack"
2 RatherPleasent 2016-08-02
He's not the type a nigga to talk to niggas. Billy can keep calling nigga, he aint picking up nigga.
13 [deleted] 2016-08-02
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13 cbanks420lol 2016-08-02
5'5".
6 jobcircus 2016-08-02
430 lbs From Grenoble, France
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-08-02
Can speak Hroome
6 Lish_fips89 2016-08-02
How does he end it that weak? Rot bung, lol.
3 jobcircus 2016-08-02
Xanax and bud light will do that
26 damselnoir 2016-08-02
something so fucking creepy about that discount nose job, chin reduction plastic surgery, botox lip injection look. Girls from long island and north jersey disfigure themselves with. They end up looking like aliens with rubber tits and a cheap wig.
17 footytang 2016-08-02
And wannabe Mark Cuban on the left who only spray tanned a fence board across the center of his face looks like a real fuckin idiot too.
14 GetFitFatFuck 2016-08-02
he has the opposite of a sunglasses tan, what in the fuck.
20 EYE8OPIE 2016-08-02
Ant looks like a guy who ran out to Sears for some dress shoes/pants/shirt so he's have something to wear for a special occasion.
13 dankfranklin 2016-08-02
At least he looks better than the prom picture with the 17 year old, where he literally looks like he's wearing his dad's suit jacket.
7 jobcircus 2016-08-02
The Cedric the Entertainer Collection. Only at Sears.
1 Superbad415 2016-08-02
you mean white trash?
10 DickAction 2016-08-02
Ant looks way cooler with that mustache/soul patch combo than clean shaven. Is that Jill Nicolini?
8 dankfranklin 2016-08-02
Everyone always says Ant looks better with facial hair (and a hat). I guarantee some teenager said "omg your mustache makes you look so old" and he's been clean shaven ever since.
2 DickAction 2016-08-02
You're probably right.
Very few people actually look better with a mustache sans any legit beard. Ant can really pull it off.
4 TrackSuitVos 2016-08-02
The very same.
9 KenFrezno 2016-08-02
Nothing worse than your horse-faced two bit coon lipped bimbo girlfriend making friends with a colored
6 TheFatMosque 2016-08-02
there's not one aspect of her that's completely terrible, but the combination is really weird looking.
8 AmberBeard 2016-08-02
I don't get it. What's wrong with four dudes hanging out? Are they all Ant's old work buddies from back when he was a tin knocker? Are they catching up or what? Help me out here.
8 truthie 2016-08-02
Anthony "Cheap Suit" Cumia.
7 telemecanique 2016-08-02
nicoleaky? btw anyone has pics of who he cheated on her with? I re-listened to the saga recently and I think Ant said that she was on some porn site.
3 dankfranklin 2016-08-02
I think it was the Canadian girl with the big round glasses.
7 Lish_fips89 2016-08-02
Wow. 2008 was a long time ago.
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-08-02
Looks like an after party for the community theater's production of Guys & Dolls
7 That70smoke 2016-08-02
Looks like a porn paody for captain America civil war.
6 grizwald85 2016-08-02
Mother fucker looks like a struck match
6 Doc_McCoy79 2016-08-02
"I don't even care if you fuck em, just don't be posting pictures on your social media with them."
5 Clibanarius 2016-08-02
Is that Cenk Uyghur on the left?
3 jobcircus 2016-08-02
No. The Saudi Arabians weren't paying him enough
3 RBuddCumia 2016-08-02
Cenk might do work with some Saudi Arabian's but he ain't lowering himself to the level of dealing with dirty Tunisians'. He has standards.
4 [deleted] 2016-08-02
She was probably fucking that nigga behind Anthony's back
4 KennethFresno 2016-08-02
There ya go lean in as much as possible, that'll show em who owns that pussy.
4 UpperclassmanKuno 2016-08-02
Artie Bucco lookin nigga
3 aidspiss 2016-08-02
Whos dat bitch? Find me dat bitches information...
3 DryTeeth 2016-08-02
Hahhaha....you can see the fury inside him as the woman puts her arm around "one of them".
The Donald Sterling inside him is burning.
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-08-02
What is it with black guys and brandy?
2 3stepsbackward 2016-08-02
We need to get this version of Anthony back. Not the horrifying clown we have now, who looks like he was glued together.
2 booderdooders 2016-08-02
How did Ant go from this decent looking human to an orange weirdo with a clown wig
2 Jaeromaru 2016-08-02
That guy was white before Jill greased him
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1 Dannyprecise 2016-08-02
When white trash get a windfall
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-08-02
Is that Nat King Cole on the right?
1 sheba_sheba 2016-08-02
an unflattering photo for all involved.
13 cbanks420lol 2016-08-02
5'5".