Sherrod's birthday din-din

72  2016-08-02 by [deleted]

25 comments

He's trying to out-think us and manufacture his own dassabesso. We have to flip the script and go back to fundamentals by calling him a cow-tongued spook.

That would be giving him way too much credit. He's almost as dumb as Opie; there's no evil genius lurking within him.

The better odds are he completed butchered bon appetit and his phone auto corrected to bone apple tea.

Either way, I'm comfortable calling him a cow tongued spook.

Yeah I see your point. Apple wouldn't be capitalised if it wasn't autocorrect.

cow tongued spook, mealy mouthed groid, fat tongued jimmy, I'm fine with any of these.

We need to get back to basics. I'm holding ethnic slur drills in the gym at 3 o'clock.

That's your solution to everything.

That's fucking hi larry us

Bone for Tuna

So he went to TGI Friday's for his birthday. Sherrod is str8 ballin', son!

For such bad food goddamn it's expensive.

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I know one thing, it's definitely not autocorrect.

Aww toe core rekt

Why do adults celebrate their birthdays? My dad told me when I was 7 it was my last birthday party because only children celebrate their birthdays.

"What are you TWELLLVE??"

His tweet has an extra bone.

Black Vos

"Circus Olè"

Dassabesso jus winin and dinin

FAWK YEA

Who vinegar is, as who vinegar does

a birthday dinner to yourself... this should only consist of a bottle of whiskey and a handgun to chase it down....

Dassa besso, lonely and 'que-ing.

"IQ test scores break down like this: on average, East Asians score higher than whites, who score higher than hispanics, who in turn score higher than blacks. The average scores are:

Asian-Americans -106, White Americans - 103, Hispanic Americans - 89, African-Americans - 85. This means more than one in five American blacks have an IQ below 75; whereas around one in twenty whites have an IQ below 75. An IQ of 70-75 is considered "borderline retarded" by psychologists."

I'm guessing Sherrods IQ is in the low 70's.

obviously an autocorrect fail, but I still got a good chuckle. DON'T DOWNVOTE ME INTO OBLIVION I STILL HATE HIM I PROMISE. ALSO FUCK OPIE AND ANT IS A CRIMINAL AND STUFF