OZONE MIDGET SIGHTING

H-hey am I on?...h-hello? YEAH! We were out here outside this gas station and I swear to gawd man, there's this midget out here

No bullshit O&A, there's literally a midget existing outside this here gas station man

'What's he doing? what's he look like sir?'

Uh he's normal lookin' and just sittin' there right now but he's definitely real and a midget. Punchin' out

Ugh, don't remind of that shitty bit.

Guess who came up with that..

Titster

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You are a fucking lightweight.

I drove my truck off the side of the Driscoll bridge when they did that thing, with the thing.

Fucking great show

This subreddit made me hit my wife.

Give her one for me, slugger.

Stop reassigning blame...your wife made you hit your wife.

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This post made me hit your wife.

truck drivers are the backbone of the country. the same backbone we will be replacing with robots in the next 20 years. meth taking, bottle pissin dummies.

Pissin in a jug is just the way of the road, Bubs.

The fuckin' way she goes...

Actually they will need a human element inside the truck with a truck license.

And all the automation will allow for exponentially more amphetamine psychosis.

Naturally

"You don't like trucks, stop buying stuff." That's what I always say!

I had on my O&A sub bumper sticker and dis chick with maaaasssive knockers, brah, massive, flashed da fuck outta me. She was probably gonna suck my peckah too. Thanks O&A sub!

glad you didn't pull over, that teen runaway might've escaped.

.....she was a stewardess..............

Right on brothaman

Yuck, this is like reading a phone call from the show..

that's the point you fucking spanner

Oh, I didn't read the rest of the comments. I just thought the OP was a major faggot. My mistake.

Hey I just wanted to say fuck you to my boss and my wife. My boss fucked my wife and then fired me. FFUUUCKYOOOU

At least u weren't texting because that would be dangerous.