The worm is all about that cash. He even squirms through the soil in the shape of an $

I also only do my job for money.

Disgusting.

most of us, at panera bread, have that "I'm here just for money" coworker and they are often the most disgruntled, useless, worthless pieces of crap.. workplace without those must be a dream that I'll likely never get to live out, but maybe opie will.

Your punctuation is enraging.

but I, excel at making, sandwich art.

Some of us care about the craftsmanship that goes into our breads and soups or whatever the fuck we serve...

They also paid him to make cartoons, how that's going?

and posters (autographed) and stickers allegedly but the printer fucked up..

He's probably using a $20 ink jet.

he doesnt really know if hes gonna be sending out signed posters or not but who can blame him

I hope Jimmy starts drinking to cope with the stress of whether or not to resign come October. That would literally be the greatest moment in O&A history.

A Jimmy off the wagon would be monumental.

Imagine him having that first sip of booze, and feeling the weight of the world lift off his shoulders. Alcohol could probably let him lead a happy life.

What would be really funny is if he actually developed real alcoholism and then had to get sober (for real) and attend more than 5 AA meetings.

Oh he showed up, to get an hour in. Gots to get paid.

He goes in, punches his time card, gets a cup of coffee, makes some shitty radio. That's all I know.

These fags going on about their "egg whites" piss me off.

If you're gonna eat an egg, don't be a pussy and eat the best part, the goddamn yolk.

No way man, it's all about the egg white to yolk ratio. You gotta have both parts for a good egg.

(we just did a bit that coulda been on the show.)

Alright alright alright let's do top ten ways to make your eggs, there's uhhhhh, scrambled?

Oh shit, we're on the Bennington show now!

Same with bacon; anyone who buys turkey bacon is a fucking faggot. I hardly ever have bacon so when I do, I'm gonna do it right.

Pays hookers to piss on him....holds the yolk....

They need to stop taking nutrition advice from the women at Curves gym

sounds like riveting radio.they should face it i know their shitty show isnt growing and the remaining people who listen do so out of habit. i rarely ever here even the slightest fuuny clips anymore. so hows about 3 straight hours? fuck that.

you actually listen to the Opie show?

In some ways it's better cause Anthony was insane at the end there. Easy to understand why management was eager to wash their hands of him.

Worst case of Stockholm syndrome ever.

Even when Sherrod and Vic are on? I seriously have no idea how anyone gets through 5 minutes of it. People post clips here and I have to x out after a minute.

One day he said he hasn't used a sick day in 15 years. But then he said he uses all his vacation days to take off for gigs and what not. Umm that's basically your sick days Jimmy.

I think he means he doesn't miss work due to illness.

Yeh let's just spread it all instead!

Must be raining.

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The self preservation Kiiiiiiyid.

seriously. why do ppl think he dislikes DL? wasnt he just mad DL took the booking he wanted for a porn star?

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Imagine him having that first sip of booze, and feeling the weight of the world lift off his shoulders. Alcohol could probably let him lead a happy life.