Hey, where you from?

From Patterson?

Patterson! Oh man. First of all, gas prices are expensive.

I mean it man. Its like, instead of $20, I'll pay you $5 if you just push my car back home.

I mean it folks. Its crazy.

First of all, here's the the thing, my friend just had a baby. But he's a liberal so I think the baby is already gender transitioning!

I mean it folks. Here's the thing, either way that baby is gonna eat the coochie!

C'mon, was that too much? First of all, what? Am I not alt enough for you?

Ok, uhh, that's my time. Look, I, uh, haven't had a drink or a drug in my body for 30 years. If I can do it you can do it.

But, first of all, seriously. I'd love to meet you *at the merch table on your way out.

Thanks folks.