Turn into? he was always an ass. its just showing now. being funny can hide a lot of shitty personal traits. This worm has been showing us forever what a piece of shit he is
This. It was easier to ignore how annoying he is when he enjoyed being on the show and contributed funny lines. Jim not having fun and not bothering to contribute because he knows he's on the Pay No Mind List means he's nothing but annoying. He's the spoiled brat bitching about customer service and holding ridiculous grudges he should have gotten over, but can't get over because all he has in his life is a mediocre career and jerking off for hours to xhampster.
I wouldn't be put off by the whole crowdfunding for his cartoon. I'm pretty sure the only posters complaining about it are just trying to troll Jim. The cartoon looked outright terrible making it hard to care about anyone who funded it anyway. I don't think Jim was deceptive about the project. I think it just tanked spectacularly and he's probably too stressed, depressed and embarrassed about it to deal with making good on all the "perks" just yet.
Sorry, but if you saw that bullshit preview and thought a half hour of it would be good you deserved to lose your 30 bucks. Anybody with a brain knows Chip only works off the cuff, not scripted.
I was flipping channels late last night and stumbled upon his special from 2015, Contextually Inadequate. I stuck with it a bit but he kept name dropping to get a reaction from the crowd, Anthony, Ozzy, Bob Kelly and then managed to work in a not too subtle reference to his weight loss. He didn't just come out and say "Hey I lost a lot of weight" but he steered his joke in that direction and let it drop that he had lost 30 pounds and how fat he used to be.
It was all just another example of the true Jimmy, the real person he is that we've all caught glimpses of over the years but just pretended we didn't hear or assumed he was joking. He's a pale, pasty, needy, liberal little worm who so badly wants to be liked and become a real celebrity. He's desperate to get the fame Amy has and he has never been able to achieve. And every year that he doesn't reach that goal he become more embittered and hate filled.
How is the satellite show these days? I quit a year or so ago, it was too hard to continue. I decided to preserve the memory of when it was great and move on.
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38 ImTakingADumpAsIType 2016-07-31
So what if the guy wants to fund crows? What do you have against crows?
22 TijnTijn 2016-07-31
He's only funding them in the hope that they won't eat him, the worm..
1 andiswearrrr 2016-07-31
http://i.imgur.com/himZD0M.gif
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-07-31
They're black
Edit: excuse me, I meant They're Niggers!
0 RacistPigeon 2016-07-31
Nigger is a behavior, not a color. See Mike Brown, Trayvon, or any BLM protestor. They would all be niggers no matter their color.
3 yul_brynner 2016-07-31
lol you just listed black folk.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-07-31
There are plenty of shit whites at BLM.
10 rahtin 2016-07-31
He has to go to work with Opie everyday. Of course he's going to be sour.
3 titcity 2016-07-31
I heard yesterday Kenny put 2 dashes of cinnamon in his latte instead of just 1. Jim was FURIOUS
1 thrillated 2016-07-31
How can one man withstand such abuse? Unreal
9 andiswearrrr 2016-07-31
Wtf, I just checked his australian tour. Only two cities? The fuck?
And yeah, he stinks now. Sulks throughout his shows, stole a bunch of money, killed a little boy, the list gets worse and worse.
17 lithium 2016-07-31
To be fair, it's the only two cities that count.
2 red_eleven 2016-07-31
The fuck? There are more than two cities in Australia?
12 JesusLesnar 2016-07-31
Well yeah, Sydney, Meborne, and Goolarabooloo Millibinyarri. The big three.
2 CIAshill18081990 2016-07-31
A regular Perry Karamello
1 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-31
Det. Don Barris is on the case.
9 INeedToHearABam 2016-07-31
Why don't you come back here and shut up
7 spaceship-earth 2016-07-31
Turn into? he was always an ass. its just showing now. being funny can hide a lot of shitty personal traits. This worm has been showing us forever what a piece of shit he is
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-07-31
This. It was easier to ignore how annoying he is when he enjoyed being on the show and contributed funny lines. Jim not having fun and not bothering to contribute because he knows he's on the Pay No Mind List means he's nothing but annoying. He's the spoiled brat bitching about customer service and holding ridiculous grudges he should have gotten over, but can't get over because all he has in his life is a mediocre career and jerking off for hours to xhampster.
3 DickAction 2016-07-31
I wouldn't be put off by the whole crowdfunding for his cartoon. I'm pretty sure the only posters complaining about it are just trying to troll Jim. The cartoon looked outright terrible making it hard to care about anyone who funded it anyway. I don't think Jim was deceptive about the project. I think it just tanked spectacularly and he's probably too stressed, depressed and embarrassed about it to deal with making good on all the "perks" just yet.
2 NJPoster 2016-07-31
I'm not a Norton fan, but Anthony was ok with him staying with Opie.
2 IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2016-07-31
Ever had sex with a aboriginal?
2 dresden312 2016-07-31
You ever get a digeredo shoved up your cooch?
2 RacistPigeon 2016-07-31
Make sure you bring a didgeridoo to palm into him anus, he'll likely bring you backstage.
1 ThrowThrow117 2016-07-31
Like the moon, the ass was always there but obstructed by larger, rounder, voluminous objects.
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3 RacistPigeon 2016-07-31
Thanks for showing up jim now fuck off.
2 Mr702law 2016-07-31
Tell this to the truckers who were misled.
2 meiswon 2016-07-31
why would you say such hurtful things?
-5 CheetahHeels 2016-07-31
They deserve to get robbed is the biggest hack line when it comes to the cartoon thing. I've seen it like 1000 times. Use any other statement
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-07-31
Sorry, but if you saw that bullshit preview and thought a half hour of it would be good you deserved to lose your 30 bucks. Anybody with a brain knows Chip only works off the cuff, not scripted.
2 CheetahHeels 2016-07-31
Dude the cartoon was shit. I would never donate. I'm just saying I'm sick of seeing "you deserved to be robbed" posted here 1000 times
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3 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-31
You don't even know what hack means, fucking civilians...
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1 DaveNone 2016-07-31
I was flipping channels late last night and stumbled upon his special from 2015, Contextually Inadequate. I stuck with it a bit but he kept name dropping to get a reaction from the crowd, Anthony, Ozzy, Bob Kelly and then managed to work in a not too subtle reference to his weight loss. He didn't just come out and say "Hey I lost a lot of weight" but he steered his joke in that direction and let it drop that he had lost 30 pounds and how fat he used to be.
It was all just another example of the true Jimmy, the real person he is that we've all caught glimpses of over the years but just pretended we didn't hear or assumed he was joking. He's a pale, pasty, needy, liberal little worm who so badly wants to be liked and become a real celebrity. He's desperate to get the fame Amy has and he has never been able to achieve. And every year that he doesn't reach that goal he become more embittered and hate filled.
And yes he's always been an ass.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-31
I hope Jimmy ends up on a farm in wolf creek
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-31
Hey you dropped something "d".
1 Flamgirlant 2016-07-31
You should not want to go to his show because he is very bad at stand-up and it will not be a good show.
1 antcum 2016-07-31
No, you just got glasses.
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-07-31
He always was an ass, but unless you were a crowdfunding victim, I wouldn't let that bother you.
0 mikelp1973 2016-07-31
How is the satellite show these days? I quit a year or so ago, it was too hard to continue. I decided to preserve the memory of when it was great and move on.
1 aidspiss 2016-07-31
Then you stopped listening a year too late.