I'm straight edge since 15. Also a lacto-ovo vegetarian. Also have less wear on my face than most 25 year-olds and I'm 42.
Went to the doctor on Tuesday. Weighed me. 306. Doesn't tell me to drop 100 lbs, doesn't tell me to drop 50...or 25. Tells me to lose TEN! Blood pressure 110/70. No needles necessary. Doc can see I'm an all-natural motherfucking G. In my mind, he silently dapped me for not being a worn out, drug-addled, spaghetti-armed faggot.
9 comments
4 HerpDerpen 2016-07-31
Leave stinks alone! He's been going to church and been a good boi!
2 little-pete-ferguson 2016-07-31
Gotta go to Church to find a good woman! Mmm hmmm
3 NortheastPhilly 2016-07-31
Im sober
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-31
Not!
-4 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
i don't know this Ian, i don't know what drugs he does. tell him you won't see him, he'll understand.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
I'm straight edge since 15. Also a lacto-ovo vegetarian. Also have less wear on my face than most 25 year-olds and I'm 42.
Went to the doctor on Tuesday. Weighed me. 306. Doesn't tell me to drop 100 lbs, doesn't tell me to drop 50...or 25. Tells me to lose TEN! Blood pressure 110/70. No needles necessary. Doc can see I'm an all-natural motherfucking G. In my mind, he silently dapped me for not being a worn out, drug-addled, spaghetti-armed faggot.
5 theantarctica 2016-07-31
I think he was implying you should be beheaded.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
ME: They're all haters.
Actually, that IS me.
-1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-31
I'm not sure where this person got the drive to do this..but I like it.