I need to reevaluate my life.
32 2016-07-31 by I_Hate_Knockers
I'm a 29 year old bachelor working for UPS. The pay is fair but the work is hard. I own a 2 bedroom condo and a 2005 Mustang. It's fine, but I want more.
I'm not going to improve sticking around here. This seems like a funny place, but it's just a mask for the depression. I see myself in every last one of you. I drink way too much. That ends now, too.
It's time for me to help myself. I hope you all find happiness, too. You're a good bunch of guys. Especially stinkskc. I hope your life works out, Ian. You're the one guy here who is so much of a mess that I can feel good about myself. I read your posts about your life and thought "I can't be that bad. Look at him." I let it enable me.
Well, I'm off. A new me. Maybe some day we'll meet again. Honest best wishes for you all.
Except /u/I_Hate_Knickers, who is a child molester.
96 comments
62 DianaKurlan10 2016-07-31
You say odd shit to people, dude.
4 Cullen396 2016-07-31
PEERIOD.
2 rahtin 2016-07-31
sniff
1 RBuddCumia 2016-07-31
sips starbucks
60 xxbigphilxx 2016-07-31
Nothing works here, I hate this place, the medication doesn't work,I've been here for 7 years,nothing works here, I hate this place, the medication doesn't work,I've been here for 7 years,nothing works here, I hate this place, the medication doesn't work,I've been here for 7 years,nothing works here, I hate this place, the medication doesn't work,I've been here for 7 years
see ya in a week
49 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-31
Gunshot
19 Nulltor 2016-07-31
Hopefully
38 Guinness525 2016-07-31
I wonder what his new username will be.
6 HerpDerpen 2016-07-31
Is stinkskc taken?
8 stinkskfc 2016-07-31
I believe it is.
2 stinkskc 2016-07-31
Can confirm
1 shaggyanlngs 2016-07-31
https://www.reddit.com/user/MikeFinoa
33 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-31
I knew you wouldn't last. You don't got the sand.
It's been nice knowin ya.
NOT!
6 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-31
Schumering my material?
3 Guinness525 2016-07-31
Nailed him!
1 AngeloMacon 2016-07-31
Did you bang the married pregnant broad?
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-31
No. I realized that she was atrocious. Now she keeps calling and I'm hiding from her.
1 BradStorch 2016-07-31
Plus the husband threatened to sew your ass to your face.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-31
Yeah but between you and me my real fantasy involves that.
1 CasinoIndian 2016-07-31
Twist ending!
0 nosoupforyou2116 2016-07-31
FAWKIN BURIED THAT COCKSUCKAH
29 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-31
You say "bachelor", I hear "virgin".
12 Nulltor 2016-07-31
Funny, I hear 'homo proudboy'
11 maynardsabeast 2016-07-31
You're obviously a CUCK ashamed of his MASCULINE SIDE, afraid to embrace the GORILLA MINDSET. Maybe you should be a real man and have some children, embrace Jesus, get married, and listen to THE CLASH. If you don't support TRUMP, and consider FEMINISM IS CANCER then you don't deserve to rep UHURU. I haven't used SHAMPOO in a month, I listen to BLACK FLAG, I got banned from TWITTER because of lady GHOSTBUSTERS. I can read the BELL CURVE statistics backwards at this point. I used to be a LIBTARD but one day I started wearing DOC MARTENS and CONVERSE and I realized NOW I'M TALKING UNCENSORED
13 CleanGeneOkerlund 2016-07-31
And then there's you.
4 CCRed95 2016-07-31
I remember the SRD post on this. Classic
4 Nulltor 2016-07-31
A real man has an asshole so beautifully bleached and groomed you would be proud to serve Christmas dinner to your grandmother on it.
1 literalotherkin 2016-07-31
What about any of that do you actually disagree with?
-2 SlimWiggins 2016-07-31
I hear closet homo
22 takyon_deathyon 2016-07-31
Can we stop with the feelings shit
1 RBuddCumia 2016-07-31
Anthony?
14 SIMBALLAH 2016-07-31
This nigga makes 37 an hour on straight time and wants to complain about life? Eat a dick son.
13 xaway3 2016-07-31
Just hold on you fucking fruit
13 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-31
"I thought they were giving the man UPS."
13 telemecanique 2016-07-31
if this is your outlet for depression then be happy it exists, it can show itself in a lot of uglier ways
10 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-07-31
Oh cool, another "I'm gonna leave this place and better myself" post. Fuck off, you'll be back and no one will care
7 Guinness525 2016-07-31
That's the spirit!
9 nomorecompromise 2016-07-31
Bet the mustang's a v6.
12 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-07-31
and an automatic
1 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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8 stinkskc 2016-07-31
I'm glad I can do some good in the world of o&a sub
7 FartmanWeiners 2016-07-31
Deliver a gun to your condo and shoot yourself.
7 RacistPigeon 2016-07-31
UPS is your idea of hard work with okay pay? Yeah, you'd better re evaluate, kid.
7 CuntFromRoganBoard 2016-07-31
Im 42 and literally live in my mothers basement, her health isnt doing too well so Im getting ready for the big movin' on up day!
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-07-31
There's a Phil hendrie character based on you
5 RatherPleasent 2016-07-31
I was waiting for a chip roll, instead I got an actual soap box post. What a fruit.
4 NortheastPhilly 2016-07-31
here's looking at you kid
3 [deleted] 2016-07-31
Best wishes.
3 JesusLesnar 2016-07-31
Who are you?
3 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-07-31
You'll be back once you realize the world has nothing for you but this sub. Godspeed.
3 CasinoIndian 2016-07-31
Mang yourself.
3 guitardude1201 2016-07-31
Look forward to hearing this read on the news over a photo of you pointing a gun at the camera.
3 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
29 and working for UPS? too late, you wont change ... even if you could what do you have to offer besides being a pack mule ?
5 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
UPS is a pretty good job. They are Teamster in NYC. How do you think he affords the big condo and the bitchin' 'Stang?
-1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
he has the same car as my 8th grade teacher Mrs Leroux ... im 23 and i have a downtown condo ... big fucking deal
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
Downtown where? Also: having your parents buy or give you a down payment for a condo is nothing to brag about. What are you Soulja Boy or Rihanna?
-1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
not NYC, but downtown Toronto ... i live at the corner of younge & rich (not a joke) ... i got a co-signer. paid for everything myself. show biz baby
4 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
Is this Drake?
0 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
sir you may call me a jew or a nigger; but never a nigger jew
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-31
That's cool that you own that stuff. I own a dilapidated studio co-op. And a lot of animosity.
3 michaeIcolestie 2016-07-31
Best of luck. Set goals for yourself. Learn a new language. Meet a few chicks. Master a hobby. See you in the next life compadre.
3 Lish_fips89 2016-07-31
RIP_Knickers
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-07-31
Okay.
2 cumshells 2016-07-31
Have you tried consuming a bottle of Tylenol? That might fix things.
3 racemic_mixture 2016-07-31
2 Tylenol helps relieve the pain, the whole bottle removes the pain completely.
2 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-31
Did you just come here to brag, Mr fancy job?
2 jobcircus 2016-07-31
N*gga this package car ain't gonna load itself
2 thrillated 2016-07-31
Good luck, bro
2 middleoftheroadjim 2016-07-31
I will grab your hair and knee you in the fucking face
2 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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-1 cstack18 2016-07-31
Salt of the earth Joe.
2 Gnu_Mutant 2016-07-31
"Don't be mad, UPS is hiring."
2 [deleted] 2016-07-31
See you tomorrow.
2 Bandits82 2016-07-31
http://panerapeople.com
2 destinyaltboy 2016-07-31
Good luck bro
2 russelldalrymple 2016-07-31
I'm shitfaced and the hole I convinced to come home with me left before I could orgasm... so this touched my drunken heart. Good luck, sir.
gun shot
2 SKARx317 2016-07-31
So, you're saying Opie Does have tits?
2 chrb13 2016-07-31
Well I like the part about u/I_Hate_Knickers being a child molester. That guy really does do some despicable things with children from what I've heard. Shame on him. Shame. On. Him
2 frostiitute 2016-07-31
If you think that a subreddit is the thing holding you back, you already lost.
2 KRUNKWIZARD 2016-07-31
Good luck sir.
2 philtheprince 2016-07-31
You can get anti-depressants and go back to school or whatever and still stop in here for a daily dose of depravity. They don't have to be mutually exclusive.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-31
No one cares, faggot.
1 cabaretcabaret 2016-07-31
Who the fuck's Ian? You're on first name terms and making public pronouncements of how Ian makes you feel better about yourself?
Maybe you should stop drinking.
1 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-31
Ian is /u/stinkskc and you know it.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-31
💩
1 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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1 ChippinKenny 2016-07-31
I know that feeling of depression, man. These guys helped me a lot. Maybe you should call in and ask for their help? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRvYhNitM8&hd=1
1 fyisah 2016-07-31
Lets see, You are young, single, you have a job and likes to drink. What the fuck do you have to be depressed about? Except for how Opie ruined radio.
1 panasonictooth 2016-07-31
Wait, what are you? I never know if you're legit or some gay parody of knickers, or even knickers himself. Same with the new cbanks420"iol" account.
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-07-31
Tsss why don't you work for fawkin' DOWNS you peesa gahbij
0 chrb13 2016-07-31
Fawkin clevah!
1 literalotherkin 2016-07-31
Have you considered the Proud Boys?
1 rahtin 2016-07-31
Why are you bragging about a fucking 2005 Mustang?
2 philtheprince 2016-07-31
I didn't think he was bragging about it, but probably saying that it's paid for.
1 stinkskc 2016-07-31
Love you bro
0 [deleted] 2016-07-31
i don't care
0 Lasagna_Hat 2016-07-31
So you are going to stop emulating "I hate knickers" and steal some other poor sack of shit's originality
Try adopting a personality that isn't so weak
0 maynardsabeast 2016-07-31
Is this foreal? I can't keep up with the inside jokes around here anymore
0 eatpraypeckahs 2016-07-31
The 15 minutes a day you spend here while taking a shit is definitely the only thing separating you from not being a loser.
Don't forget to subscribe to /r/nofap and /r/GetMotivated too. Very essential for success.
0 NumeroOtto 2016-07-31
sir you may call me a jew or a nigger; but never a nigger jew
1 [deleted] 2016-07-31
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