I have a raging hard-on right now.

0  2016-07-30 by [deleted]

Can I please put my dick in your donuts?

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Above all else... real.

Tim Hortons is hiring

Strangely, Dunkin' Donuts doesn't like when you say this to a cashier after ordering a glazed stick.

Ask Davey Mac to jerk you off.

Fuck off proud boy