Piece of advice.

4  2016-07-29 by I_Hate_Knockers

Grab a marker and construction paper

Put your hand down flat like this 🖐 and trace it

Add a beak, eyes and feet, and maybe color in some feathers.

You've drawn yourself a fine turkey. It's a much more productive way to spend your time than posting here. ☺

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The guy who made an account to imitate another users screen name, using his one of many throw away accounts on a forum for a dead radio show to hand out advice on being productive. How cute.

Dont knock it til u try it

I_hate_knockers

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Take your own advice.

How do I even do that without getting an erection?

Ive been cutting out snowflakes instead - is that acceptable?

Here's a piece of advice for you: swimming with cinder blocks chained to your legs helps your cardio and core strength. Start with six in deep water, alone. It's the only way it works.

I can make a cup out of origami. Does anyone want to be my friend?