How to save the O&J show

34  2016-07-29 by pickledpancreas

TOT...Take It Out Tuesdays. Truck drivers will put TOT stickers on their vehicles and they'll call into the show when some dude sees the sticker and whips his cock out while driving. It just can't miss!

37 comments

23  GstandsFORgets 2016-07-29

Let the show die. I want to see Opie become unemployed

13  sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-29

Agreed. Opie grasping for a job spinning records and Anthony being shot by a home invader without his guns would be the ultimate Six Foot Under style ending to all of this and would be the most satisfying.

5  Superbad415 2016-07-29

dont forget jim getting "the bad" aids

2  FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-29

"So you've got bad AIDS, not good AIDS?"

2  JesusLesnar 2016-07-29

The sub dies when the boys leave the public eye. I want them desperately feeding their egos with half-baked fame forever.

12  ValleyChippah 2016-07-29

Don't want to say it but...Bring back Sam.

1  Antroh 2016-07-29

I've been out of the mix for awhile. What happened with Sam?

2  DamonTyler 2016-07-29

his gentics finally failed and he wasted away

9  [deleted] 2016-07-29

Overwritten.

6  holodog 2016-07-29

I agree, the show isn't gay enough.

6  FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-29

You put the word "TOT" on a bunch of cars and it'll probably lure Anthony out of the compund.

3  ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-29

The soccer moms won't stand for this, it's a media destination you know.

6  herpacin 2016-07-29

Only the same way hospice is a medical destination.

3  WhatTooReal 2016-07-29

The listeners could call the show to report on their sexy tot sightings.

3  pickledpancreas 2016-07-29

And they could do Tuck It In Thursdays for Jim.

2  pickledpancreas 2016-07-29

The "O" in TOT could be Jimmy's sad pouty moon face.

1  theknowhereman 2016-07-29

Or his cherubish anus.

2  EncinoEscobar 2016-07-29

"Allahu Akbar" Boom

2  Mr702law 2016-07-29

Truckers all boycotting show until they get their perks.

2  FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-29

Tot Tuesdays has been a fixture for Uncle Paul for years now.

2  [deleted] 2016-07-29

a trucker jackin it in a school zone while o+j plays in the background

2  DickPunchOpie 2016-07-29

Use a lot of fire.

2  TomasGreyhound 2016-07-29

TOT MOM

1  3stepsbackward 2016-07-29

I hope it continues forever, just to see how badly it gets and see how much poor Jimmy withers away.

1  NumeroOtto 2016-07-29

there is no stage 5

1  late_50s_why 2016-07-29

I smell a bit here

1  KaOsPest 2016-07-29

someone please make a TOT sticker in the same font and style of the WOW sticker

1  RacistPigeon 2016-07-29

How about a nice gas leak leading to a studio fire in which everyone perishes? Hopefully Sam is visiting that day, too.

1  telemecanique 2016-07-29

If all 3 losers start running out of money, that is the only way you can save the show.

1  rejesterd 2016-07-29

You're a TOT.. and a Nancy.

1  BradStorch 2016-07-29

He took it out.

He what?

He took ... (hoh hoh) ... it out.

1  jokopolis 2016-07-29

douche or dressing

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2016-07-29

Dumb thread.

0  dom6502 2016-07-29

You had the perfect opportunity to abbreviate it to "TIT" and you blew it

Edit: in reference to opie, obviously

2  pickledpancreas 2016-07-29

LOL I sure 'nuff did.

0  JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-29

Sounds more like a Cumia bit, being gay and all.

-1  ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-29

We could all drink the kool aid hoo hoo

2  FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-29

"So you've got bad AIDS, not good AIDS?"

2  pickledpancreas 2016-07-29

LOL I sure 'nuff did.