You know how in nature, if an offspring is mutated enough it's often also an invalid or sterile? It's hard to say whether or not this is a type of natural selection, or just that reproduction is such a delicate system that being genetically fucked up makes it unlikely. But regardless, Sam's freakish appearance makes much more sense when you remember that his own foreskin was literally sealing off his own cock and he had to be pumped with HGH just to simulate healthy puberty. He is what should be a genetic dead end but man's hubris and science has potentially unleashed an entire line of frizzy haired cromagnons on society.
A zero talent nothing who got a swelled head because he was on a popular radio show and thought his shit didn't stink but now he's learning the bitter truth. Sort of like his idol Opie without any money.
By the way, has his wife left him yet or has she been killed by his over protective mom?
some poor bastard, who got the shitty end of the gene pool and will most likely die of some crappy disease like leukemia or cancer of the asshole. That nature uses to thin out the genetically weak.
96 comments
80 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-29
Mason verger from Hannibal
18 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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20 CheetahHeels 2016-07-29
Your references are out of control everyone knows that
10 CheetahHeels 2016-07-29
There is a savant level accuracy on this sub for finding obscure pictures. I laughed very hard at this
62 aTwinkForFez 2016-07-29
Moe from The Simpsons
11 Skip_Skipperson 2016-07-29
Larry from the Three Stooges and Beans from Even Stevens' love child.
9 TriangleDimes 2016-07-29
EDITOR'S NOTE: Refine further, fewer gay references?
4 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
"Hello? Can I speak to Homer Sexual, please?"
2 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-07-29
He's gone from Sideshow Bob to Moe. Who thought it could get worse?
3 mr__hat 2016-07-29
He actually looks more like Hans Moleman
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2810373958/1e56d8d4a18c0cfffc051d3a5d53f9e2_400x400.png
49 greygooser 2016-07-29
A man who put all his eggs in the wrong basket
8 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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5 BaggySpandex 2016-07-29
And a mother who put all her eggs in the microwave.
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
Haha. Well said!
42 RBuddCumia 2016-07-29
He looks like Rodger from American Dad in disguise.
4 drakeyequation 2016-07-29
Great minds, or do we have a Schumer in our midst?
1 RBuddCumia 2016-07-29
I guess great minds-American Dad was just about to come on when i wrote it. No Schumer here.
31 zenthedude 2016-07-29
He looks like a pedestrian on GTA III.
21 aTwinkForFez 2016-07-29
Randall from Recess
19 Nulltor 2016-07-29
It's like the evolution of man poster got all jumbled up
19 ShetUp 2016-07-29
He looks like the kinda guy who wipes his harddrive every time he sees a black vehicle outside of his house.
18 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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16 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-07-29
Sam's receding hairline
16 allenricketts 2016-07-29
He looks like a shapeshifter trying to imitate Sam 7 years ago.
8 Binski13 2016-07-29
40 year old Napoleon Dynamite with Rihanna's skull.
7 proto000 2016-07-29
the fact he looks awful WHILE still being into wrestling, toys and chicken nuggets is what makes it even more hilarious
7 Skafia 2016-07-29
He's Randall from "Recess." http://imgur.com/UwaR0X9
7 Knightscribe 2016-07-29
You're looking at genetic garbage.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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6 co_ay 2016-07-29
Wut happened to ur FACEEEEE
6 MonsteRain 2016-07-29
40 years worth of chicken nuggets
6 aftershave 2016-07-29
RISE ABOVE UTAH
5 [deleted] 2016-07-29
He looks exactly like David Kleinfeld from Carlito's Way
Can I get a link? ... phone sucks
4 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-29
Sean penn in Carlitos way
2 qdpbog 2016-07-29
That looks more like Patrick Wilson.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-29
"You! Spaghetti dick!"
5 DickensCoffee 2016-07-29
Proof that Natural Selection no longer exists
5 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-29
He has Homer Simpson's face and Art Garfunkel's hair.
"Kill this child; it is an abomination." (Dune)
5 throwawaymanthrows 2016-07-29
The camo shorts. The gigantic forehead.
5 drpepper0000 2016-07-29
A Nigger.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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4 Mr702law 2016-07-29
He's pear shaped.
4 jaghutgathos 2016-07-29
If Sideshow Bob and E.T. had an crack baby and soaked it in bleach...
4 BargeMouse 2016-07-29
If Garfunkel and Teller had a baby...
3 pickle_bucket_ 2016-07-29
The fact he was never railed on for his chinlessness is amazing to me. Is he still married to that girl way out of his genetically inferior league?
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
Little birdie: "Not for long!"
3 TedChrist 2016-07-29
19th century racist Irish caricature drawing https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2011/01/119.jpg
2 TheFatMosque 2016-07-29
it's pretty funny to me how racist everyone was/is against the Irish. I still don't understand it.
3 kevin121312 2016-07-29
a 33 year old baby boy
3 hoohootellemkeith 2016-07-29
Oh shit those Whos down in Whoville are fffffucked.
3 NumeroOtto 2016-07-29
an early sub-human, perhaps a neanderthal with a bone disease
3 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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3 JesusLesnar 2016-07-29
And anyone in a situation where they have to associate with other races just fucking hates them
3 JMueller2012 2016-07-29
He looks like a salad
3 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-07-29
A man who has never worked out or performed hard labor in his life.
3 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
You have the misfortune to be looking at a soon-to-be-unemployed
and divorced, cucked half-nigger. That's what you're looking at.
2 FecklessKing 2016-07-29
I haven't listened in almost two years. Why is he getting a divorce?
2 TheFatMosque 2016-07-29
didn't you see the picture?
1 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
Wife came to her senses and the stark realization that she
threw her lot in with a rickety schooner that, as of late, is rapidly taking on water.
3 RJMontgomery 2016-07-29
The last professional broadcaster.
3 DanisRibs 2016-07-29
A few months ago, posted by the great /u/dontdoxmejoe
2 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-07-29
Homo rhodesiensis?
2 panasonictooth 2016-07-29
He kinda looks like that Powder dude from the movie.
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-29
ET shops at Amazon.
2 SteakSauce66 2016-07-29
That's John Cena, pal. He's our biggest star.
2 antcum 2016-07-29
caucasian spongebob
2 SuaveRico 2016-07-29
His sad fucking amazon clothes. Blegh.
2 gaycunt04 2016-07-29
Devolution in real time.
2 OldWestGunslinger 2016-07-29
I had that same body shape between late 2008 to late 2014 but I had an illness.
2 DaveNone 2016-07-29
A zero talent nothing who got a swelled head because he was on a popular radio show and thought his shit didn't stink but now he's learning the bitter truth. Sort of like his idol Opie without any money.
By the way, has his wife left him yet or has she been killed by his over protective mom?
2 waterbuffler 2016-07-29
Stage 22
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/foetaldevelopment-gihs-141227051517-conversion-gate02/95/foetal-development-gihs-5-638.jpg?cb=1419679697
2 RacistPigeon 2016-07-29
A really ugly specimen of lesbian
2 Joppejohn 2016-07-29
I dont know but i want to attack its teeny tiny legs with a bat.
2 SlimWiggins 2016-07-29
That is what happens when a male never eats red meat
2 dakkar1 2016-07-29
can you pray for death for someone youve never met?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-07-29
If you are an adult and you like John Cena, kill yourself.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-07-29
Fuck you buddy, I'm a card carrying member of the Cenation.
2 AntsCamera 2016-07-29
An alien who has not fully assimilated his human host yet.
2 chippersonlyle 2016-07-29
Hopefully we are looking at someone dying of brain cancer.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-29
Beta
1 spinuch 2016-07-29
An organism disguised as a human
1 [deleted] 2016-07-29
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1 CompoundMediaPRIsGay 2016-07-29
Boy he's looking horrid after the divorce, huh?
1 PlasticJugVodka 2016-07-29
Is that box on a leash?
1 Auntie_D1 2016-07-29
Is that a leash in his hand?
1 onemancrimespree 2016-07-29
the alien from american dad wearing a disguise
1 [deleted] 2016-07-29
what kind of square dumb bitch could bare being seen with that ugly dopey fuck in public
1 Unggoy_Zealot 2016-07-29
A wild Sam Roberts in its natural habitat.
1 Xamtor 2016-07-29
Samsquatch
1 TheDarkFezRises 2016-07-29
He skipped leg day and arm day but at least he's still taking the HGH to keep his head growing.
1 waterbuffler 2016-07-29
A lesbian undergoing chemo
1 literalotherkin 2016-07-29
What Nietzsche warned about in Beyond Good and Evil.
2 BeerCanThick 2016-07-29
The Last Manbaby?
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
I know, right?
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1 damselnoir 2016-07-29
some poor bastard, who got the shitty end of the gene pool and will most likely die of some crappy disease like leukemia or cancer of the asshole. That nature uses to thin out the genetically weak.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-07-29
Malcolm Gladwell dressed like a 13 year old.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-07-29
I'm pretty sure this is what happens when abnormal sperm actually fertilizes an egg.
1 Leofan7 2016-07-29
Metamucil glob lookin' ass.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-29
I prefer to sink below love bro.
-1 eljimboy 2016-07-29
Sam Roberts is more successful than anybody on this sub.
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-29
I can buy & sell the Roberts family with what I get annually in bank interest, friend.
2 eljimboy 2016-07-29
Success is not always measured in wealth, look at Cumia.
4 drakeyequation 2016-07-29
Great minds, or do we have a Schumer in our midst?