As much as I despise Greg as a human being, he was the only one that had any balls when a hot chick was in studio.

Ant and Jim would turn into the cringiest white knight faggots, Opie would tell them to show their tits

True, have to give it to him, I think that's the only time he really ever steered the ship, so to say.

Ant has a pool and hot tub, ya know.

Did you not like when worms voice would get deep and seductive?

Which was completely opposite of Ant's high pitched squeal when he was enamored (remember Shawnee?).

If I was ever inclined to ever defend Opie (i will never be inclined to defend Opie), this would now be my go-to positive.

Didn't Anthony have a squirter on a few months ago? Like we can't Google squirting pussy on our phones while we pretend to do our remedial jobs.

Well he had to bring her in to prove he isn't a tranny fucking queer

Are you saying that rimming Sue Lightning is gay???

I'm not entirely convinced it's completely straight yet. Perhaps some more modern progressive reboots of classic movies will change my mind

Trannies do squirt out their penises though

Menial, not remedial

Were all in a lower math class

We can't all be math rockstars like the Opester.

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It's easy to pretend to work at Panera! Pick up an application today and join the family!

It doesn't really matter. People or our ilk go unnoticed until we expose ourselves to the receptionist during her smoke break out back.

People have been bitching about the uselessness of pornstar guests literally their entire satellite tenure.

When they brought a pornstar in one time, she wouldn't fuck Norton for money, but fucked one of the interns for free. This was when they first got to XM.

that probably didn't ruin him psychologically forever, he doesn't seem to me like the wormy type

Oh, I think he does. #LiteralScarlet

Well she would've fucked Norton for money, but was asking some very high price I believe.

Eh, but what difference does it really make. Not like they turned down the porn star then had some amazing show. They probably just went over the newspaper for 3 hours then interviewed some other bore like usual.

Yeah if this is the old show we're talking about, then porn stars are a bad idea. But a porn star rubbing her clit against the microphone for four hours would be more interesting than the drivel that's on right now.

Justine Jolie and Jim Jefferies (spelling) was a classic though

This was only good because of Jefferies. Justine Jolie contributed nothing if it was just the 3 boys and her we would have gotten an hour of norton talking about "fucking" and "sexual shit"

Didn't she keep calling them "mate" or something? I remember she had some sort of infuriating affected slang she was using. And then Erock punched her asshole because he's a deeply angry person.

I can think of a few that weren't bad. Shawna Lenee breakdown makes almost all of them worth it. There are some entire categories of guests that have never been good, like anything related to food.

UFC fighters were almost always bad, particularly the ones who couldn't speak English. More fuel for Jimmy's gay sub fantasies.

Most people who showed up to promote a book were only good if the boys messed with them.

The fat one who fucked around with intern David and then pretended to be married to some angry black guy who showed up to threaten him.

Lisa Sparxxx? Yeah, that was funny.

You're not entertained by Jim begging them to be nice to him while they drone on about nothing?

90% of all guest bookings were boring and made the show less enjoyable.

Fuck Opie. His Philly six would have a fit if he did something that wasn't soccer mom friendly.

"So how'd you get into porn?" "Well I had a really bad coke and heroin problem but now I have money."

Not like he could fuck them in the bathroom at Sirius like he used to do with female fans at the old place.

Oh, I think he does. #LiteralScarlet