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0  2016-07-28 by unclepaul84

Suppose you and Roland are sharing an elevator. Suddenly he falls into cardiac arrest or goes into diabetic shock. What do you do?

10 comments

7  Fat_People_Hydra 2016-07-28

Pray for forgiveness as the elevator plummets to the ground.

6  drexler57346 2016-07-28

Kick him a few times and steal his wallet. Before he had the health crisis.

6  suchanjv 2016-07-28

Keep staring at my phone.

4  CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-28

Vigorously masturbate my happiness boner.

3  rejesterd 2016-07-28

Get on Facebook Live, claim that a cop tased him, then start a GoFundMe.

1  DerpalSherpa 2016-07-28

fatlivesmatter

3  Jack_E_Oh 2016-07-28

Call Carson Daly and break the news. To which Carson responds "who?"

3  TheFatMosque 2016-07-28

shit on his face?

2  Bluesmoky 2016-07-28

Slice his belly open and crawl inside for comfort and warmth

1  [deleted] 2016-07-28

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1  Mr702law 2016-07-28

Steal his cell phone so I can text racial slurs to Sherrod