"Shivering can burn more calories than anything else your body can do" - Sherrod Small

1  2016-07-27 by yul_brynner

6 comments

I've been able to keep the weight off since July 2014 thanks to all the douche chills supplied by everyone in the O&J studio. Dassabesso

If that were true he could sell The Sherrod Diet Plan, consisting of him supplying non-stop douche chills.

He's like Karl Pilkington without the charisma.

He hears a fact, like shivering raises your metabolic rate to burn fat and then extrapolates it to the nth degree to come out with nonsense.

I actually listened to the content there...what a load of horse-shit.

ME: so, our ancestors had to live through winters, when food was slim pickin's...so you're supposed to make yourself cold so your body thinks it's winter and you'll loose weight.

This shitty theory is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what actually occurs. I know Opie didn't come up with the theory, but he is the type of dope who'll "get it".

He was reciting what was in a book.

I know Opie didn't come up with the theory, but he is the type of dope who'll "get it".

Yes, and it is therefore truth to him now.