r/opieandanthony: Silly Amy

17 Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes 2016-07-26

Was she saying hand cake? Because she's eating the cake with her hand? Now I see what all the hype is about.

8 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-26

Sometimes the best ones are the inordinately simplistic ones. Not that a civilian like you could possibly understand.

-3 AzraelApollyon 2016-07-26

Civilian....Fucking civilian. Anytime a comic refers to anyone not in the business as a civilian I want to put my fist through the goddamn radio. How goddamn pretentious can you get.

1 jasim18 2016-07-26

Typical civilian.

1 AzraelApollyon 2016-07-26

I just want to be cool. :'(

8 TriangleDimes 2016-07-26

She's just workshopping a bit. By the time it hits her next special it'll be "when a dick goes into my pussy, does it become a dickpussy?" [makes hand gesture and face like she's weighing 2 tough decisions]

1 qdpbog 2016-07-26

That's Kelsey Cook's shtick.

2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-26

True, if one of us were to write that joke we'd fuck it up call it mouth cake... Will these comics never be appreciated?

13 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-26

Don't call her overweight, but laugh with her as she shoves junk food into her face.

0 Auntie_D1 2016-07-26

WHERES MY HAND CAKE?!?!?

-3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-26

Looked pretty tasty tbh, I wouldn't mind licking the cream off of it.

And the cake looked appetising too.

;)

1 congelado 2016-07-26

Fuck you man

11 holodog 2016-07-26

you eat cake with your hands it becomes hand cake

you shove it in ya fawkin cootah and it's cootah cake

3 cu_nt 2016-07-26

Fuckin homerun

9 AntsCamera 2016-07-26

Amy is a fat sloppy, disgusting fucking pig with no self esteem, and should be ashamed of herself for letting her body go.

People like her, gluttons, and politically phony should be the first ones killed by the Trumpstapo.

3 Joemomma101 2016-07-26

That's super empowering.

3 LacanZizekFreud 2016-07-26

She's catering to her Feeder fanbase, sellout.

4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-26

🎶 and it's just the way I'm feeling 🎶

1 crunchtimestudio 2016-07-26

Knickers this elicited the first actual belly laugh of the day from me (it's 6PM here and my life is bad)

2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-26

" Feeder. Just The Way I'm Feelin.

You'aright Karl? You little Manc twat. How are you feelin?

Steve, do you see what I did there? I took the name of the song and turned it into a question for our " producer ".

Steve:

" Ha ha, indeed. You're a professional "

Ricky:

" I am. I'd give Foxy a run for his money. Karl, say something! You're gettin paid for this, say something!

🍊:

" aright "

Ricky:

" Amazin, this is amazing radio. You're an idiot Karl "

3 DaveNone 2016-07-26

I thought she looked fetching in this video she posted of herself at dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkNTzFAVqSA

1 lemskroob 2016-07-26

dammit. I thought you said 'feltching', and you made me watch that for nothing.

2 JMueller2012 2016-07-26

"Hooper! We need another barrel!"

2 CuntQueefBalloonKnot 2016-07-26

Every time her Bud Light commercial comes on, I visibly shudder. In the words of the great Trailer Park Boys, she is a disgusting cheeseburger walrus. Nothing like being a women's advocate in between hawking shit beer to the dulled masses.

2 davedave8 2016-07-26

Brave af

2 CowsAreCurious 2016-07-26

I wish cake was a codeword for grenade.

1 Binski13 2016-07-26

Genius!

1 andiswearrrr 2016-07-26

She should hire Opie to do that slap diet. Only he can stomp on the cake instead.

EDIT: Thanks for le gold, kind stranger! :) tips fedora

1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-07-26

Just gonna take a sliver of cake.

1 Tom_Stall 2016-07-26