Read mostly all of it, what a dumb fucking retard for letting laptops go that cheap (actually I guess he doesn't have the passwords gotta be a way to wipe it) either way, I've never been the steal stuff junkie. I haven't ever fucked over friends and have always kept my problem with me and me only.
Yeah not getting high for a few days sucks but it's really not that bad, it's like being sick as fuck but your mind obsesses over the way you can fix yourself so you obsess over it. The shit rewires the way your brain works. I'm lucky enough to value my friends over getting high. This guys a piece of shit obviously
I do understand his frustration over not getting high and how he threw his money in your face, if you think you're getting high than don't it's the worst feeling I can think of
Lol through my years of it Ive had close calls like the ATM malfunctioning and almost eating my card but then getting it back at the last second...or accidentally spilling a pile of dust all over the car floor but just barely tracking the dude down after 40 missed calls before they left town...in close calls Ive always managed to make it work but in those situations ive always figured some people dont and i could never imagine how they dont kill themselves on the spot.......nowadays I put that energy in to venerating the entrepenuer and if one was ever unvenerated before my eyes I would probably feel the same thing and kill someone...hopefully it never happens.
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9 onlongisland 2016-07-26
/u/stinkskc, comment?
18 stinkskc 2016-07-26
Maybe if he knew how to make paragraphs, I'm trying to read the fucking thing, I'll get back to you
1 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
Trying to read it..do you keep nodding off?
3 stinkskc 2016-07-26
Read mostly all of it, what a dumb fucking retard for letting laptops go that cheap (actually I guess he doesn't have the passwords gotta be a way to wipe it) either way, I've never been the steal stuff junkie. I haven't ever fucked over friends and have always kept my problem with me and me only.
Yeah not getting high for a few days sucks but it's really not that bad, it's like being sick as fuck but your mind obsesses over the way you can fix yourself so you obsess over it. The shit rewires the way your brain works. I'm lucky enough to value my friends over getting high. This guys a piece of shit obviously
I do understand his frustration over not getting high and how he threw his money in your face, if you think you're getting high than don't it's the worst feeling I can think of
7 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
What about going a whole day without making someone laugh?
Is it a worse feeling than that?
4 stinkskc 2016-07-26
Ooo that too is a terrible feeling, especially since we're civilians and never funny and don't understand comedy :(
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-26
Lol through my years of it Ive had close calls like the ATM malfunctioning and almost eating my card but then getting it back at the last second...or accidentally spilling a pile of dust all over the car floor but just barely tracking the dude down after 40 missed calls before they left town...in close calls Ive always managed to make it work but in those situations ive always figured some people dont and i could never imagine how they dont kill themselves on the spot.......nowadays I put that energy in to venerating the entrepenuer and if one was ever unvenerated before my eyes I would probably feel the same thing and kill someone...hopefully it never happens.
1 stinkskc 2016-07-26
Same mate, I've been venerating so hard it's hard to think of any other way of life.
Uhuru u uhru u uhru were the stinks boys
1 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
Why are you replying to this as if it wasn't a chip roll?
2 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
Dassabesso when youre too smacked out to recognize a chip roll.
1 stinkskc 2016-07-26
I couldn't finish it
1 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
I know, it's hard to read when your chin is pressed firmly against your chest and your salivating all over your shirt
7 [deleted] 2016-07-26
Overwritten.
5 seanyc123 2016-07-26
Should have screencapped this shit and blacked the names out
4 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
What's a "Euro Chicken"? Is that like an American chicken?
And is a "chip roll" like a "Rick Roll" but with Chip instead of Rick?
Thank you.
5 stinkskc 2016-07-26
Lmao they talk about food so weird
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
I know, right? Like "bangers & mash". What the fuck is that?
Plus, they pay for it in "quid"!
2 stinkskc 2016-07-26
More like Franklin and bash? Am I right?
And pay with dollars like a normal human
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
Fawk yeahhhhh!
2 mattirawks 2016-07-26
Show me where I can get bangers n' mash for a quid lad....
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
'oy, guvnah, a roight wanker, 'e is, eh?
MorrisseyIsGod
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-26
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8 ill giv u that
2 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
You'd almost think they were saying some sort of currency and chippah gag...
That's only if you had half a brain.
1 MilliBotany 2016-07-26
I know, right?
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3 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-26
The lack of formatting ruined it but he does sound like one sick fawkin' puppy OP
3 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
Fawk yeah he was zooted
3 Amiigo7 2016-07-26
Best morning poo-poo read in awhile for me.
2 OqieRadioze 2016-07-26
Yeah but maybe he just needs the money to reconceptualize his cartoon and send out some perks.
2 DaveNone 2016-07-26
He mentions chip rolls and then tosses in a couple references to giant peckahs.
So does anyone believe this or can we acknowledge he chip rolled us?
1 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
These people are dumber than I thought. Congrats on being first to notice!
2 [deleted] 2016-07-26
Overwritten.
2 felchandbelch 2016-07-26
Gracious my friend!
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-26
Yeah...you could say that.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-26
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-3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-26
I cant read this (MC Hammer music)....I cant read this
XD
-3 WhatTooReal 2016-07-26
No-one is going to read this.