Finally watched Straight Outta Compton

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You mean the guy referencing Caligula in 2016 doesn't have a firm grasp on modern cinema?

I still have no idea wtf Caligula is nor do I know what the fuck poplocking is when Jimmy says that.

Caligula is basically a pornographic film with decapitations. Malcolm McDowell feeds some guys dick and balls to a dog. It's a good movie to watch with your mom.

Jim Norton's shit brain thinks the movie is edgy so he references it a lot.

When people make Caligula references what are they usually referring to?

Perverted stuff, anything relating to orgies and fetishes

Fetishes like fisting mashed-potatoes up some dudes ass.

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Something they still jerk off to. The random lesbians peeking Caligula still gets me hard.

There's also a baby murder in it.

I originally thought he was referencing the historical figure Caligula. The Emperor of Rome who was fucked in the head and would literally watch the city burn as he played music. Then he said the actors name and I remembered he only gets outside information from movies 40 years ago.

That was Nero.

Fuuuuck, you're right. Jim might have 100 year old movie references, but at least he's accurate. Thanks for the correction.

I know Caligula was fucked in the head too, so him and Nero blend together in my mind.

Pleb

I am proud to be a pleb, as the Grachi Brothers and Caesar guide me. Awe true to Caesar.

Theory now is that Caligula deliberately flaunted his power in order to consolidate it during a weak time. Makes sense when you consider he appointed a horse to the senate, basically saying "your jobs can be done by a horse".

He didn't actually appoint the horse though, he made that comment and that's where the legend comes from. Then he brought back treason trials and was killed off.

Or the guy who gushed over 'Crash' despite it being devoid of entertainment value.

This fucking idiot thinks Crash is a masterpiece when in reality, it's the worst fucking film to ever win a Best Picture Oscar.

Ronnie B was in one day when Jimmy was going on about Crash. Ron has talked about how terrible it was in the past. He kinda played along and while laughing said something like "Jesus, apparently I have to go home and watch Crash again." It's a pile of shit

The only good part of Crash is when they run over the asian guy and look under the car to see him twitching...I LOL'd at least.

No, that was Gladiator - and it lost to fucking Cast Away.

That title has gone to Birdman since then. That's the worst to ever win best pic.

Birdman was pretty good. Funny and well made.

You're retarded to think Birdman isn't any good.

Beasts of no Nation was the argument for the blacks to make for an Oscar movie.

I really enjoyed that one. The cinematography was great. I think you kind of know how the plot is going to go pretty quickly, but those kid actors are beyond great.

And it almost makes me not just think Stringer Bell when I see that guy now.

Striker didn't say a word the entire movie and he was amazing.

he's good in RocknRolla too

Right Africans killing Africans killing Africans...good film Idris Elba was a fantastic sociopath

He was great yea.

Jimmys only seen 4 movies in his entire life

And 3 of them were Clockwork Orange

Caligula, Used Cars, Godfather, and Casino

Don't forget Raging Bull

If I had a dollar for every time Jimmy says "LaMotta" I would finance Gregg's breast reduction

Once were warriors

And One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

He turned me off from watching Spiderman 2 and 3.

I thought it was pretty good as far as music biopics go (although not Oscar worthy), however they really glossed over that Dr. Dre/Eazy-E feud. It made Opie and Ant's feud look cordial in comparision.

That, and Dre nearly beating a woman to death.

But he's a hero because he "spoke truth to power".

How does that make him not a hero? I don't understand...

I don't like the implication that hitting women in the face and throwing them down the stairs should work against a man's legacy.

They really made Dre look like a saint in that movie. But I guess a movie with all bad guys doesn't really appeal.

I read that as "A movie with all black guys". Same exact thing, lol.

NOOOO! Don't flip my words and turn them into some Anthony Cumia racist tirade!

Please?!?

You know what y'said.

I hate what they did to Eazy, it just became, HE DED LOL!

It was basically like that IRL. He was admitted to the hospital and dead in like a month.

I agree but still they glossed over real motherfucking gs

It was a decent movie, but no Oscar contender. The first hour or so was fun, but then it lost its way. There was no need for all the Death Row shit. It was only necessary to explain how ugly it got between them until Easy died. But he was dead before Tupac got on Death Row, so there was no reason to squeeze him in there. The Death Row stuff is so insane it deserves its own epic movie. Just seemed like they didn't know what to do with the last hour.

Nate Dogg is my favorite rapper of all time. I would love to see a Death Row movie.

It was just a standard movie, people were talking about it like it was some groundbreaking black cinema classic but it had the exact same pacing and flow of every other music biography movie. Every movie about a band or musician is exactly the fucking same, just in this one the guys had a problem with authority no wait sorry that's also every single other one too (flipped the script there.)

I'm pretty sure he never once said the movie should win for best picture. It was part of that 'no black actors nominated for any of the 40 acting noms over the past 2 years' thing, which I thought was whiny and entitled.

Didn't see it I heard it has a lot of those people in it

It's right in the group name, so, yes.

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"Y'all Should Get To Gangbanging Them Books"- OG Two-Tone

Best character in the movie.

Atleast they didn't try to paint Jerry Heller and Eazy E as bad guys, they were more forgiving to Heller than I had expected. They actually portrayed him as a human being.

I love when pig vomit got super mad at Howard.

They were careful with Suge too. They were probably worried about defamation suits.

They were already sued by Heller, what else could they expect? He's a jew, if you didn't realize.

They were careful with Suge too. They were probably worried about >defamation suits.

Of all the things Suge might do to one, being sued is probably the least worrying..

Fine, I'd be worried about getting sued first and then worried about the Blood hit squad showing up after.

The final scene in that movie is probably the worst one I've seen since Jason Takes Manhattan. Dre quits Death Row & Suge lets him out of his contract. Before Dre leaves Suge & random black guy number 147 in the cast ask what Dre will call his new label. Dre looks into the camera and says, "...Aftermath." UGGGGGGHHHHHH. Douche.

movie was fine, it reeked on a tv movie though.

'HEY GUYS THIS IS THE BIT WHERE WE WROTE A HIT SONG'

12 mins later

'WHOAH ANOTHER HIT SONG'

theres a reason why it wasn't nominated, because it was poorly written.

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Was there a montage where they wrote and practiced songs to save the community center?

He said it should have won an Oscar? It was a medicore movie something I wouldn't watch ever again but was fine for something to watch once

Jimmy loved Behind the candelabra.

What jimmy lacks in critiquing movies he makes up for in his acting...

FUCKING. LOVE. CB4.

Sweat from my balls!

I have zero interest in seeing an authorized biopic of NWA. An unauthorized documentary would be spectacular.

Straight Ouuta My DVD Player.

Did it suck or did it just not live up to Jimspectations?

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Yet he'll reference a deleted scene from Stephen King's Children of the Corn.

It was a good movie, but not even close to oscar worthy. Acting was good, but the plot was incredibly cliche as far as music biopics go.

Biopics should never win Oscars, as little as I give a shit.

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I hate all their taste in movies. Not just Jim's. Watch something that came out after 1998, you lame cunts

Agreed. I love a lot of those older movies, but literally thousands of great movies from indie to big budget have been out since then. They live one of the two biggest cultural capitals of the US and somehow have zero taste in music, movies, and pretty much everything else.

Hey, the Opester watches all kinds of stuff that has come out recently! Finding Nemo, Wall-E, Frozen...

Jimmy is a real panderer's panderer. Probably heard some disgruntled nignog like Kanye West griping about how it should have won an Oscar and just ran with that idea to be an ideal SJW. I went from really liking Jimmy to almost despising him. He's a real fuckin' weasel lately.

I made it 30 minutes. Awful movie.

I recognise this is anti jimmy circle jerk thread but I actually think he has pretty decent taste in film from what I've heard. He lavished praise on a somewhat obscure New Zealand movie called Once Were Warriors which was fantastic, one of the best in the year it was released

It's an okay movie, but not that good. It got a lot of attention because it was an indy made by native Moaris, about native Moaris. I'm shocked Jimmy would see it at all - or appreciate it.

Best of that year? It was up against little movies like Forrest Gump, The Lion King, The Shawshank Redemption, Speed, and Pulp Fiction. It didn't get a single nomination.

It's not a bad film - it's a bit depressing, and it's interesting if you want to learn about how the natives live in that part of the world. I rank it with Romper Stomper, a good one with a young Russell Crowe about white supremicists in Australia - good indie movie, but not great.

Oh, and the main guy was Jengo Fett.

Social commentary movies are always more thematically interesting than generic character journey narratives like Lion King and Forrest Gump. Obviously I'm not going to say that Once Were Warriors > Pulp Fiction since the latter pushed the boundaries of what was possible in the film medium. Just describing any of Once Were Warriors as "okay" indicates to me at least that all of that social commentary might have washed over you.

Obviously a foreign film is never going to have a big showing at the Academy Awards but Temuera Morrison gave a tremendous performance and other technical elements like cinematography were quite good for its budget. It came decades before Precious which did okay at the awards but did a similar kind of narrative better

Okay, snooty asshole. Thanks for the worthless lecture. I had a feeling I was dealing with someone...special...

I did like all the big nigger tits doh.

It was okay. They glossed over the story big time, and there was a lot of serious whitewashing going on. The actors did a good job, but not Oscar level - they may get that good later on.

About the Oscars though, I finally watched "Bridge of Spies"..it was so boring. & that guy who won the Oscar didn't do anything special. Easy E was better than "Bridge of Spies" guy. Absolutely

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STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON----a young nigga name Ice CUBE... somethin' somethin' NIGGA'S WITH ATTITUDE! COMPTON!

Speaking if Black films: I would like to see Jimmy as the lead in a live-action remake of "Precious": Gains 200 lbs and gets raped by his mom's BF.

Don't forget Raging Bull

Striker didn't say a word the entire movie and he was amazing.

he's good in RocknRolla too

It was basically like that IRL. He was admitted to the hospital and dead in like a month.