Thanks but at 30 years old I'm good with adding new drug addictions I'm at a good spot right now with speed,vodka, and weed. God speed you isis mother hucker!
Nope she's dead so she only post at mildly infuriating with titles like " Tfw worms are eating your flesh" And "When the Mexican day laborers steal from your grave"
Trial starts this week so I Don't wanna say much but I allegedly said some shit at work and allegedly had a handgun in my car and I may of had to allegedly clear my name to the fbi because I had money from the United Arab Emerates in my wallet so my local pd thought I was an Islamic state sleeper cell. All alleged tho.
Sure and then I'll be in court and hear them say, umm sir we just got a letter from a man claiming to be your friend going by I hate knickers and its just a bunch of emojis and the words allah akbar, would you care to explain.
Well not a terrorist threat but I was having an argument with this married woman I was seeing at work and it was clear that it was over and me being wacked out of my skull on oxys and that I just my virginity to a thai hooker a few months ago I was pretty upset and said some regrettable shit. And she passive agressively pushed me to say that shit and seeing an opportunity to wash her hands of me she jumped on it. Women are cunts, the first woman I fucked gave me a std and the first Woman to fuck me that wasnt a hooker gave me felonies. :(
Were you riding around trying to pick up vulnerable hipster twinks who got friend-zoned by their sultry-voiced female room-mate/girlfriend who occasionally fucks asian males bc she hates herself and secretly enjoys cucking this beta while simultaneously wishing he would be a man for once in his life and commit to a relationship,or at least beat up that smelly chink?
Okay this is gonna sound like made up shit but life is stranger than fiction sometimes but here are the dominos that fell leading to me having that money. I meet married bitch and shes the first woman to show interest but I was too beta to make a legit move. So I decide to go to Thailand to fuck hookers to raise confidence to make a move. On the last night in Thailand a hooker steals my debit card. I had a lay over in abu dhabi on my way home and got some McDonald's at the airport, because my debit was stolen all I had was cash and I got change back in UAE money and I just kept it in my wallet with leftover thai baht.
shouldn't be hard to prove since you bought plane tickets.. there's more to this story, the gun/drugs/oxys are much more of a problem than some unlikely terrorism thing.
Don't accept any favors from anyone, show anyone who asks for it your 'paperwork' when you hit the yard the first time, follow the code and more importantly do your time and not someone else's.
Good luck man although chances are if you are a first-offender, you can probably get off with your sentence in probation but man Heroin is a heavy charge.
Yeah my first charge and I didn't get any drug charges just the gun charges but I doubt ill get lucky and get probation, my family drained my bank account while I was waiting on bond(Which was 100 fucking thousand) So with no money I have a public defender.
I needed someone to get money out for my bond, my mother is dead and I don't know my father so my only option at the time was my cunt aunt because my friend was out of state for the week. Long story short I have negative 658 bucks in the bank now.
Goddamn, that's murder worthy right there. How'd you get so much money? That is, if you're not receiving money to fund your terrorist operations. I assume you're young since you said you lost your virginity recently.
People would really have to search that shit out in Thailand to find it, its not what tv makes you believe. What you do see everywhere is 4'8 90 pound Asian women with fat tits that will fuck you for 20 bucks. Its paradise.
I did 13 months in Spring Creek when I was 21. I Used to stuff those fuckin fairies into lockers just to pass the time. Probably still telling stories about Rustys corner
Prisons not for queers, son. You best be ready to rumble in those walls if respect means a damn thing to you
shouldn't be hard to prove since you bought plane tickets.. there's more to this story, the gun/drugs/oxys are much more of a problem than some unlikely terrorism thing.
76 comments
23 BabyJamesGomez 2016-07-25
You wanna suck my dick for practice? Don't want to show up there looking like a rube.
22 Binski13 2016-07-25
I gotta get off this sub before this is me. Your moms box. I hate this place I've been here for 7 years.
8 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Just dont do herion and you should be good. But it is quite fun to ride the gravy train.
2 Binski13 2016-07-25
Thanks but at 30 years old I'm good with adding new drug addictions I'm at a good spot right now with speed,vodka, and weed. God speed you isis mother hucker!
-1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
I don't anymore
2 antcum 2016-07-25
Time flies when your a faggot
8 Bibimbap4211 2016-07-25
Will your mother be taking over your account?
26 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-25
Von Decarlo will.
8 holodog 2016-07-25
still waiting on that cruisin_colin documentree.
11 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Nope she's dead so she only post at mildly infuriating with titles like " Tfw worms are eating your flesh" And "When the Mexican day laborers steal from your grave"
1 stinkskc 2016-07-25
This is Ian's mother, it's a very fun hobby and gives me something to do now that I don't have to clean up after my son
6 SteakSauce66 2016-07-25
Your son was an absolute pig on here. Glad to see you cleaning up the stinkskc image.
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
Post your tits
6 Amiigo7 2016-07-25
Lucky. I wish I could take a 3 year vacation. You going some place warm?
4 Blahblahblahdopes 2016-07-25
Enjoy the buttsex.
3 avengingbullet 2016-07-25
Doesn't make you a bad person.
3 Jackatard 2016-07-25
So, uh....you must be a brown feller...
2 dakkar1 2016-07-25
whatd you do? id fucking DIE if i had to go to jail, sorry bro!
8 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Trial starts this week so I Don't wanna say much but I allegedly said some shit at work and allegedly had a handgun in my car and I may of had to allegedly clear my name to the fbi because I had money from the United Arab Emerates in my wallet so my local pd thought I was an Islamic state sleeper cell. All alleged tho.
10 TheScarletR 2016-07-25
I'm not buyin' it
2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
I wish i was joking man. If I was able to tell the whole story you'd believe it even less. Shits fucked
4 TheScarletR 2016-07-25
Send me a message, I'll keep your secret
24 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Sure and then I'll be in court and hear them say, umm sir we just got a letter from a man claiming to be your friend going by I hate knickers and its just a bunch of emojis and the words allah akbar, would you care to explain.
9 TheScarletR 2016-07-25
You don't think they could decipher a testimony from Knickers?
8 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
No you come back here and shut up.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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4 SlurpeeMolot 2016-07-25
Well tell that cell to wake up. We're not paying it to snooze all day.
4 TheFatMosque 2016-07-25
terroristic threat + unlicensed firearm + sandnigger money?
:(
13 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Well not a terrorist threat but I was having an argument with this married woman I was seeing at work and it was clear that it was over and me being wacked out of my skull on oxys and that I just my virginity to a thai hooker a few months ago I was pretty upset and said some regrettable shit. And she passive agressively pushed me to say that shit and seeing an opportunity to wash her hands of me she jumped on it. Women are cunts, the first woman I fucked gave me a std and the first Woman to fuck me that wasnt a hooker gave me felonies. :(
5 goo-gobbler 2016-07-25
That's fucked dude. First time I tried to fuck I couldn't get hard, so I kinda know where you're coming from.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
That's not your fault..tell that cunt to be more sexy next time?
2 anonimescu 2016-07-25
You're going to have a hard time in prison Ahmed,better lube up that boipussy
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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3 anonimescu 2016-07-25
Were you riding around trying to pick up vulnerable hipster twinks who got friend-zoned by their sultry-voiced female room-mate/girlfriend who occasionally fucks asian males bc she hates herself and secretly enjoys cucking this beta while simultaneously wishing he would be a man for once in his life and commit to a relationship,or at least beat up that smelly chink?
3 holodog 2016-07-25
I believe everything except you had money in your wallet.
4 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Okay this is gonna sound like made up shit but life is stranger than fiction sometimes but here are the dominos that fell leading to me having that money. I meet married bitch and shes the first woman to show interest but I was too beta to make a legit move. So I decide to go to Thailand to fuck hookers to raise confidence to make a move. On the last night in Thailand a hooker steals my debit card. I had a lay over in abu dhabi on my way home and got some McDonald's at the airport, because my debit was stolen all I had was cash and I got change back in UAE money and I just kept it in my wallet with leftover thai baht.
1 telemecanique 2016-07-25
shouldn't be hard to prove since you bought plane tickets.. there's more to this story, the gun/drugs/oxys are much more of a problem than some unlikely terrorism thing.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Yeah that part is all cleared up for now at least
1 majestik6 2016-07-25
Please don't tell me that you used the public defender.
3 Shomedembeats 2016-07-25
You deserve everything you get.
1 cottonsweatpants 2016-07-25
Case of mistaken Antwan?
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Funny enough I'm a wop and I had a big beard so I looked the part.
0 stinkskc 2016-07-25
Jail is the worst
7 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
Prison is worse.
5 OswaldTheLucky 2016-07-25
Liver wurst
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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2 stinkskc 2016-07-25
I'm aware, just saying jail sucks ass too
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
Well the good ones do.
;)
2 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-25
Don't accept any favors from anyone, show anyone who asks for it your 'paperwork' when you hit the yard the first time, follow the code and more importantly do your time and not someone else's.
Good luck man although chances are if you are a first-offender, you can probably get off with your sentence in probation but man Heroin is a heavy charge.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Yeah my first charge and I didn't get any drug charges just the gun charges but I doubt ill get lucky and get probation, my family drained my bank account while I was waiting on bond(Which was 100 fucking thousand) So with no money I have a public defender.
3 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
Why did they have access to your bank account?
2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
I needed someone to get money out for my bond, my mother is dead and I don't know my father so my only option at the time was my cunt aunt because my friend was out of state for the week. Long story short I have negative 658 bucks in the bank now.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
Goddamn, that's murder worthy right there. How'd you get so much money? That is, if you're not receiving money to fund your terrorist operations. I assume you're young since you said you lost your virginity recently.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Yeah im in my early 20s and you only pay 10% Of your bond so I put my car up and only had to pay 4k
5 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
So how did you have over $100,000?
Edit: nevermind, I misread. Your bond was over $100,000. I thought you got ripped off for that much.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
The bond was 100k not the account. I had a little under 12k in the bank
1 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
Yeah, I misinterpreted that part.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
Alright, no need to kick him when he's down.
0 dassabessdoe 2016-07-25
I'll kick you while you're down, Knickers. Kick you right in the asshole, is what I'd do.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-07-25
How'd you get so much money?
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
I had a good job....had
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2016-07-25
You forgot the most important piece of advice... walk in find the biggest guy and punch him Square in the nose.
2 WalterNitty 2016-07-25
Are you guilty?
2 TriangleDimes 2016-07-25
It's the law if someone asks you, you have to tell the truth.
2 KennethFresno 2016-07-25
It was a John, from the John & Jeff show, type of a Thailand visit wasn't it?
3 [deleted] 2016-07-25
People would really have to search that shit out in Thailand to find it, its not what tv makes you believe. What you do see everywhere is 4'8 90 pound Asian women with fat tits that will fuck you for 20 bucks. Its paradise.
2 never_say_negro 2016-07-25
If any gang tries to recruit you, I'd strongly suggest joining the Proud Boys.
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2016-07-25
How many prison breakfast cereals can you name?
1 stinkskc 2016-07-25
What did you do nubs?
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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1 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-25
don't let anybody find out that you are in there for pedophilia, or you are literally fucked. peace bra!
1 lelgimps 2016-07-25
You punched a cop! You punched a cop!
Wear some sneakers in the shower nigga. It's for traction.
1 helobious1 2016-07-25
Good luck. If you want to know more about jail, I'd recommend tweeting @anthonycumia.
1 Mr702law 2016-07-25
Pm me if you need any help or have any questions.
1 telemecanique 2016-07-25
this is a story of small time anthony, when you get out... stop hanging out with crazy bitches of all ages.
1 BullsLawDan 2016-07-25
Whereabouts are you located, fella?
1 aleclolz 2016-07-25
Where we at with the ass rape?
1 1073WAAF 2016-07-25
You never should have danced with the Lady H.
-4 Rusty_White 2016-07-25
I did 13 months in Spring Creek when I was 21. I Used to stuff those fuckin fairies into lockers just to pass the time. Probably still telling stories about Rustys corner
Prisons not for queers, son. You best be ready to rumble in those walls if respect means a damn thing to you
12 Nulltor 2016-07-25
Shut up homo
1 telemecanique 2016-07-25
shouldn't be hard to prove since you bought plane tickets.. there's more to this story, the gun/drugs/oxys are much more of a problem than some unlikely terrorism thing.
1 majestik6 2016-07-25
Please don't tell me that you used the public defender.