here's some advice : stop wasting time asking for advice on the worst subreddit ever created and go out and get your dick wet you jabba the cunt motherfucker
'tis true lad. It's happening to me now that I got all sexy liftin weights. I'm not quite ready yet but when I'm fully fit and socialising again I'm gonna ditch this place once and for all.
I'll miss y'all but I can't take the chance of a woman seeing my comments.
Get on Meetme.com and start socializing with the dregs of society it's like the female o&a reddit and you can move up to real girls or at least match.com or don't it's yo god damn life 😀😘
Are all you fucks living double lives here? Am I the only one that is no more honest here than in my real life? You people disgust me sometimes. By sometimes I mean until I die you'll disgust me but after that I can't be disgusted anymore.
The double life part comes from being embarassed to be associated with the rest of you, not so much acting like someone else on here. Although I think most of the people here don't act like this in real life.
Do what I did, take a trip to Thailand and fuck as many hookers as you can. I ended up getting the clap from the first girl I ever had sex with though because I was taking awhile to cum because I had to get plastered to even be able to ask a third world whore to fuck, so she made the shush motion and reached back and put my dick in her ass and unknowingly to me took off the condom( She was on top). I had the clap in my throat as well because I was making out with her because I had never kissed a woman before and as the blacks like to say I was "in my feelings". Had sex with 7 women in total and even a threesome. I still think about the first girl(Her nickname was apple) everyday and text her sometimes, god i miss her.
TLDR I lost my virginity at 22 years old to a thai hooker that was a dancer at a ping pong show and she gave me a std
It works on hood rat women, there are a few things that are right, don't let them know you love them if you do always let them think you're not into them as much as you are. Patrices advice is much better than Dante Neros though.
Yeah, Patrice's advice required way too much bluntness that any halfway well adjusted woman isn't going to tolerate. That only works on white trash and hood rats. Most women require some subtlety with your game.
As much as I wish it weren't the case this really does seem to work. If I fake that I'm king shit and act like all my decisions and choices are deliberate I get them asking for my number. I mean, pretending that I love my awful life and job etc. Just fake it till you rape it. I wish I'd had this worked out 15 years ago but I guess it's better late than never, am I right lads?
Honestly, why do you wish it not the case? You don't find yourself being a little more content with life after "acting" the part? Ain't no guy ever found happiness by staying angry, sad or lazy. Not just the getting ladies part, but just life in general.
You're right but this is still new to me so my old instincts are still in play.
You may find it hard to believe but I wasn't very popular when I was young. Now I seem to be wanted all the time and it's scary because it's real.
Have no fear for I am gonna milk this for all its worth. I'm gonna fuck every single one of them and I'll be thinking of you guys when I'm pissing sideways post cum.
You can't use other people's tricks on getting laid. Women see right through it if you don't really believe what you're doing and saying. Go to the gym instead of coming to this horrible place.
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43 tortoiseboy52 2016-07-25
here's some advice : stop wasting time asking for advice on the worst subreddit ever created and go out and get your dick wet you jabba the cunt motherfucker
12 chrb13 2016-07-25
I really want "the worst subreddit ever created" to be added to the banner.
5 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-25
im pretty sure his question was meant in jest
apart from that, this is terrific advice
11 CompoundMediaPR 2016-07-25
No, but his diet is working wonders for my blood sugar.
9 OldWestGunslinger 2016-07-25
It only works if you know how to talk to women. Get in shape and make female friends so you can learn how to talk to women.
0 Binski13 2016-07-25
What this guy said
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
'tis true lad. It's happening to me now that I got all sexy liftin weights. I'm not quite ready yet but when I'm fully fit and socialising again I'm gonna ditch this place once and for all.
I'll miss y'all but I can't take the chance of a woman seeing my comments.
1 Binski13 2016-07-25
Get on Meetme.com and start socializing with the dregs of society it's like the female o&a reddit and you can move up to real girls or at least match.com or don't it's yo god damn life 😀😘
1 spinuch 2016-07-25
Are all you fucks living double lives here? Am I the only one that is no more honest here than in my real life? You people disgust me sometimes. By sometimes I mean until I die you'll disgust me but after that I can't be disgusted anymore.
2 sixteen-six-six-six 2016-07-25
Above all else...
2 QuantumTabby 2016-07-25
The double life part comes from being embarassed to be associated with the rest of you, not so much acting like someone else on here. Although I think most of the people here don't act like this in real life.
9 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Do what I did, take a trip to Thailand and fuck as many hookers as you can. I ended up getting the clap from the first girl I ever had sex with though because I was taking awhile to cum because I had to get plastered to even be able to ask a third world whore to fuck, so she made the shush motion and reached back and put my dick in her ass and unknowingly to me took off the condom( She was on top). I had the clap in my throat as well because I was making out with her because I had never kissed a woman before and as the blacks like to say I was "in my feelings". Had sex with 7 women in total and even a threesome. I still think about the first girl(Her nickname was apple) everyday and text her sometimes, god i miss her.
TLDR I lost my virginity at 22 years old to a thai hooker that was a dancer at a ping pong show and she gave me a std
4 DickPunchOpie 2016-07-25
This experience will help you in the big house... god speed.
5 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Thanks, 2016 has been an interesting one for me lol
1 WiretapStudios 2016-07-25
He asked about women, not international travel to purchase underage ladyboys.
1 NevadaJPH 2016-07-25
Holy Shit that made me cum
7 stinkskc 2016-07-25
It works on hood rat women, there are a few things that are right, don't let them know you love them if you do always let them think you're not into them as much as you are. Patrices advice is much better than Dante Neros though.
8 AngeloMacon 2016-07-25
Yeah, Patrice's advice required way too much bluntness that any halfway well adjusted woman isn't going to tolerate. That only works on white trash and hood rats. Most women require some subtlety with your game.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
Ian, you old rascal you.
3 stinkskc 2016-07-25
😋
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
A question:
Do you enjoy orally servicing the ladies or is it a chore for you?
3 stinkskc 2016-07-25
I only do it if I'm really into the chick. But yeah I do enjoy it I like getting them off and it's the easiest way to make a woman love you
4 [deleted] 2016-07-25
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15 DianaKurlan10 2016-07-25
This is horrible fucking advice.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
Hahahaha!
2 OutlandEmpire 2016-07-25
Maybeit is, but it worked for me. She was an 18 year old high school girl.
1 Nulltor 2016-07-25
That's great advice
3 juanTabonja 2016-07-25
I'd suggest the Scorch school of seduction as a more viable alternative. Broads love hearin' about WEIRD NEWS.
2 poopstainmcgoo 2016-07-25
Go on backpage and get a hooker, dummy.
2 enzo_trash 2016-07-25
His advice is be confident.
Act like the best most confident you at all times.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
As much as I wish it weren't the case this really does seem to work. If I fake that I'm king shit and act like all my decisions and choices are deliberate I get them asking for my number. I mean, pretending that I love my awful life and job etc. Just fake it till you rape it. I wish I'd had this worked out 15 years ago but I guess it's better late than never, am I right lads?
4 AngeloMacon 2016-07-25
Honestly, why do you wish it not the case? You don't find yourself being a little more content with life after "acting" the part? Ain't no guy ever found happiness by staying angry, sad or lazy. Not just the getting ladies part, but just life in general.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
You're right but this is still new to me so my old instincts are still in play.
You may find it hard to believe but I wasn't very popular when I was young. Now I seem to be wanted all the time and it's scary because it's real.
Have no fear for I am gonna milk this for all its worth. I'm gonna fuck every single one of them and I'll be thinking of you guys when I'm pissing sideways post cum.
😉
2 Ramoooone 2016-07-25
If you're as funny as patrice then yes.
2 AngeloMacon 2016-07-25
For 90% of guys, it's about trying and failing a whole fuck ton until you learn what not to do. And then you ask for advice.
But still, stop being fat first.
2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
You can't use other people's tricks on getting laid. Women see right through it if you don't really believe what you're doing and saying. Go to the gym instead of coming to this horrible place.
2 Anarox 2016-07-25
I don't like this advice at all
1 Tloco12 2016-07-25
sure if youre patrice
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-25
patrice's advice is somewhat like a communists advice for humanity: it makes sense in theory but is disastrous in practice.
1 Anarox 2016-07-25
If you aren't socially and culturally brought up on it you can't learn it, you can mimic it but you just come of retarded to everyone else
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4 DickPunchOpie 2016-07-25
This experience will help you in the big house... god speed.
3 stinkskc 2016-07-25
😋
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-25
A question:
Do you enjoy orally servicing the ladies or is it a chore for you?
1 WiretapStudios 2016-07-25
He asked about women, not international travel to purchase underage ladyboys.
1 NevadaJPH 2016-07-25
Holy Shit that made me cum