What Is The Funniest Single Line In The History of O&A?
50 2016-07-25 by waterbuffler
"Read this palm you gypsy bitch" has got to be up there.
Any others?
50 2016-07-25 by waterbuffler
"Read this palm you gypsy bitch" has got to be up there.
Any others?
193 comments
84 tortoiseboy52 2016-07-25
every weekend in the 80s my boyfriend would drive me around in his car and give it to me in the ass
131 Icon_Crash 2016-07-25
Yes, but what's your favorite line from the show?
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-21 KRUNKWIZARD 2016-07-25
Bravo, sir
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Yuck.
82 Lilcumia 2016-07-25
"nnn..KNOCK IT OFF SPADE"
56 rbz90 2016-07-25
I also loved Patrice's response. "Well when you put it that way Bobo...."
1 BigDoodiesBen 2016-07-25
Hahah forgot about that one
-2 ScarletNumbers 2016-07-25
And with that one line, David Spade was never seen again.
-12 NevadaJPH 2016-07-25
Which was written & handed to him in studio...
14 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Edit - sorry, but all the comments on the David and bobo show compilation on yt are "you know it's Sam writing that" "it's travis passing him notes" we fuckin know and it's still fuckin hysterical
2 Lilcumia 2016-07-25
More likely said through the headphones. Patrice would see a note
1 nosoupforyou2116 2016-07-25
THAT'S THE BIT
74 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-25
it's hard to pick only one
13 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-25
The airport one is brilliant.
-13 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-07-25
yeah man, good call, you really know when something is "brilliant".
8 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-25
Thanks, good call yourself for acknowledging my skills.
8 APurpleSuit 2016-07-25
Attell is gold.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-07-25
So is Anderson Silvaaah.
3 CCRed95 2016-07-25
I dont remember this one, do you remember when that was?
17 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaks1bO6ntY
8 CCRed95 2016-07-25
HOLY FUCK that is really funny
rare that i find good o&a i havent heard before. thank you
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
Never heard this one.. 👊🏾
2 bruppa 2016-07-25
Same day as the Attell one after Patrice died they talk about how all the jokes in the Charlie Sheen roast were about his diabetes because there was nothing else to get him on.
Autistic Kurt Metzger tries to tag on about how likable Patrice was by saying "yeah I wrote for his roast and it was so hard to make fun of Patrice because thats all you could get him on, either his diabetes or that he looks like a gorilla that's it-"
Bob Kelly and Anthony are just going "holy shit!" then Colin chimes in with "I think we just found the eulogy writer".
-4 valley_pete 2016-07-25
It's even harder to pick one seeing how you wrote the 6 quotes in paragraph form you asshole.
3 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-25
what, are we putting on airs?
1 valley_pete 2016-07-25
I don't know what that means.
4 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-25
To act better than one really is; to pretend to be good or to be superior.
2 valley_pete 2016-07-25
Oh dude, I was just kidding. I figured the sarcasm would be obvious, seeing what sub we're on.
3 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-25
wanna fuck ?
5 valley_pete 2016-07-25
PM'd.
4 AntsCamera 2016-07-25
Can I get in on this? I been daydrinking.
57 DoncoEnt 2016-07-25
"Jim Norton fits into any container you pour him in."
36 numba13 2016-07-25
Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in
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54 xaway3 2016-07-25
Water Buffler
30 CCRed95 2016-07-25
I wanted to congratulate lay-nyeahh
2 rrussom 2016-07-25
"CO-FUCKIN-CAINE"
2 JrNoho 2016-07-25
Norton describing Lady Di's shits as 'Stew thrown through a fan'.
5 golightlys_iphone 2016-07-25
Another great Norton line at Lady Di during the internship:
Dr Steve was explaining that Di's illness throughout the week was probably due to malnourishment cause by alcoholism. Lady Di responds in 100% seriousness by saying "oh, no, no. I take vitamins Dr. Steve". To which Norton replies "listening to you say that is like hearing someone take a broom to Hiroshima."
2 scorchingcaseOderpes 2016-07-25
...or her shits must look like the back of Kennedy's limousine.
1 TheToolMan 2016-07-25
https://youtu.be/Xt-2cexA8l0
47 Mr_Brightside23 2016-07-25
Patrice in response to Sam's questionable DNA: "This is the milkman nigga!"
Ant: "You said that backwards."
7 SavePoonerman 2016-07-25
https://youtu.be/g2rqeusPZ70?t=34m1s
34m 01s in.
2 michaeIcolestie 2016-07-25
Ants mind lol
45 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
"Shut up cunts.. It's bobo time"
45 jokopolis 2016-07-25
"Life of pi, pretty short when it comes to e-rock"
14 dom6502 2016-07-25
"Erock has dairy-cow eyes"
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Can we get a clip of that?
43 CCRed95 2016-07-25
Optimus prime rib
Yourself, i hope
Jim looks like uncooked calamari
Ck's origin of nigger
17 BMoneyCPA 2016-07-25
I was thinking this.
9 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-07-25
And then stupid faggot Opie hits the brakes by taking a call.
3 porklomeinnoveg 2016-07-25
Yourself I hope was so fucking fast too
2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
The fucking "Yourself, I hope" line and the subsequent analysis...I cherish it.
40 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Dassabesso jus chillen and fucken
40 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-07-25
"you're cured"
12 dirtyernie23 2016-07-25
I seem to always think of this one when this question comes up. So quick on Ant and when Jimmy can't stop laughing.
I miss the days when someone in the room was legitimately laughing at something.
8 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-07-25
You can hear Tits seething in silence that he's an unfunny sack of shit.
1 dirtyernie23 2016-07-25
As usual...the only time he has ever laughed is when it's a "joke" he said. And of course repeated multiple times.
1 IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2016-07-25
Sauce?
3 DisappointedGiraffe 2016-07-25
https://youtu.be/92dJFs0fgq8
39 BeerCanThick 2016-07-25
"She's really going at it, slippin' and slappin' at it, sucking it like a gerbil at a water bottle."
Jimmy couldn't even get the line out properly and then it makes Ant laugh hysterically.
OH UNCLE PAUL!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hXR4tu3Ns
Two minutes onwards is great.
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-07-25
That line has been stuck in my head for 4 years now. Anytime I am reminded of Uncle Paul that is the segment that comes up.
2 Leofan7 2016-07-25
The way he pronounced "wa'er bot'l" had me in tears.
38 AntsCamera 2016-07-25
Bob Kelly told Norton he looked like an unfinished clone. Everytime I see a picture of Jim, I think of that fucking line.
Fuck you Beluga Boy Kelly for imprinting that shit in my head.
It was during the spinning wheel of death show IIRC.
6 IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2016-07-25
I like the one where Patrice asked Jim's masseuse if it was like checking old fruit.
1 slpsteven 2016-07-25
What clip is this from? I haven't heard that one
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-07-25
I thought that line was about Bobby. It works for either, really
30 TheFatMosque 2016-07-25
"Yourself I hope."
-Col
3 xX_prowl_Xx 2016-07-25
I was looking for this, do you have a link at all?
2 _then 2016-07-25
was going to write this but I knew it'd be posted already. so quick, so brutal
29 adolfin99 2016-07-25
"I fought hard for Anthony"
29 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-25
Jim: "I was diagnosed with adorable boy syndrome"
Ant: "yeah, well you're cured"
12 tastyonions 2016-07-25
AHBD. Adorable hugable boy disorder. You're thinking of ABS; which isn't a thing.
2 faustok 2016-07-25
Anti-lock braking system is a thing.
27 D357 2016-07-25
The talent is not here anymore. - Vos.
24 joshman783 2016-07-25
"K-I-K-E 12 to K-I-K-E 1."
2 slpsteven 2016-07-25
Where is this from?
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"Your jokes are no good here, Mr. Voss."
1 RelentlessNoodle 2016-07-25
IIRC it's a line from a caller in Rich Vos v.s. The Shining. It's also in one of the "Jim Norton Laugh Compilations" on youtube.
I think this has it in there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtOcHvLSsI
2 Xtaline 2016-07-25
By far the best caller line in the history of O&A.
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21 Coondoon 2016-07-25
Colin describing Anthony as a Tunisian knife fighter. (And a corsican pimp)
19 RBuddCumia 2016-07-25
When Patrice said that Intern David "was so Jewish he still had pyramid dust on his hands " is probably one of my favorites.
1 jherold87 2016-07-25
I remember the exact time and place when I heard that live. Fucking David was great.
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18 [deleted] 2016-07-25
Purple suit
18 Wsallgood 2016-07-25
"You missed it Bobby, you big FAT PIG!"
4 Motorboat_Jones 2016-07-25
Jay in Ohio
17 1073WAAF 2016-07-25
When Opie told Jim that he wasn't there for him when he was crying.
-1 boring_oneliner 2016-07-25
you called my flair?
16 holodog 2016-07-25
Jim: Why do my headphones say STU on them?
Ant: They forgot to write P-I-D after it.
Also, Patrice said Sandy Kane looked like a melted Barbie doll.
3 Xtaline 2016-07-25
I'll always remember that one and the stupid porn star Nikki Benz after who goes "I don't get it" in the most clueless voice ever.
15 RahnBayngtin 2016-07-25
Otto was dabessdo. All my favorite lines come from him:
This subs fav: "Jesus, is this what you guys do when Anthony isnt here"
When norton told the story of the large headed woman smacking Otto: " Fuck her. Hydrocephalus Head"
And of course "... And then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole"
"Nobodys hiring me, I need to shove hay in my mouth, cunt and asshole. Where's the dry cleaning bag? Room 206: More Hay!!Be a dear, Run down to the dry cleaner, get me some twist sticks."
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-07-25
My all time favorite Otto line was when they were talking about a retarded kid being voted out of his class he said the kid "wanted to know why the sandbox was closed on weekends."
15 Nibib123 2016-07-25
Anthony after Patrice blows out the mic from yelling so loudly - "Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, those chains are made of tensile steel!"
14 cokevanillazero 2016-07-25
"Lady Di. Not just a name, but a good idea."
13 RSC-Tuff 2016-07-25
Oh you like the show Lost? Are you a big fan? Do you watch it every week? Every day? When it's on? Lost? Do you watch it every week?
12 russelldalrymple 2016-07-25
"Control the weather with my fist. Make a mud slide." -Ant
11 DaveNone 2016-07-25
"I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel… Gregg Hughes plane… was shot down… over the Sea of Japan. It spun in …there were no survivors.”
That was one of the funniest lines ever.
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1 DiamondDave1984 2016-07-25
Do you happen to have a link to this one? I've been wanting to hear it again lately.
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11 CheetahHeels 2016-07-25
Mongo the loid
10 Guinness525 2016-07-25
"SHUT UP, you drunken pig! Sobriety's not for you! Get a rope, and a fuckin stool, and a REALLY solid beam, fatso!"
10 OswaldTheLucky 2016-07-25
Louis CK telling Patrice the origin of the word "nigger"
10 weeveus 2016-07-25
"Hey nice curly hair Anthony, whaddya fuck children!?" Ted the Roaster.
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9 siuad 2016-07-25
"And above all else...real."
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3 RSC-Tuff 2016-07-25
Thank you for your service
9 im_not 2016-07-25
"...and I'll be shooting something in April -"
"- yourself, I hope."
8 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-07-25
"It's like if a turtle in an Edsel showed up in your driveway and wanted to be let in" - Jimmy perfectly explaining why the ending to Independence Day made no sense.
7 cake_horn2 2016-07-25
While discussing the difficulties of raising a kid with down syndrome. "The only one it's easy on is the barber".
6 johnnythunders78 2016-07-25
Ant's UFN line at 0:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLP-qurBqU
3 AngeloMacon 2016-07-25
I miss clever and subtle racist Ant.
1 xX_prowl_Xx 2016-07-25
The slow build up of silence into Jimmys laugh makes it great
5 chrb13 2016-07-25
knocked out his outfit.
5 RSC-Tuff 2016-07-25
Heebie Kikeburger
1 gmunk123 2016-07-25
Which line exactly?
5 chrb13 2016-07-25
"knocked out his outfit"
1 gmunk123 2016-07-25
Fair enough. Thought that was a hilarious segment, none of the individual lines really stood out though.
5 swanal 2016-07-25
SPIN SPIN SPIN SPINNY SPIN SPIN
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-25
Tweet tweet tweety tweet tweet
5 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-07-25
This one is my favorite (1:42:20 timestamp). Patrice talking about how Jewish intern David is.
20 Perdita101 2016-07-25
"He's just so Jewish, he still has pyramid brick dust on his fingers."
5 glyde69 2016-07-25
Remove your hat!
5 martinsnieks 2016-07-25
Homerun Cumia!
5 cabaretcabaret 2016-07-25
Fuck off spade
These niggas look like birds
Jimmy farting into the phone when talking about Heath Legger.
Big laugh guy
Jimmy shitting down the line to Bob Kelly
Colin saying how Jim will look back at himself in a UFC T-shirt and realise he was an ass of his times.
4 peckaface 2016-07-25
It hasn't happened yet, but its the sound of a gun hammer cocking, bang, then a pistol hitting the floor as it falls out of Anthonys cold lifeless hand while Seinfeld is playing on the TV
4 dresden312 2016-07-25
Read this palm you gypsy bitch
2 Anarox 2016-07-25
Holy shit that line still makes me laugh, hunt the wolfman like you suppose to is even greater.
2 dresden312 2016-07-25
That bit was so funny even with Opie almost ruining it with his awful tea leaves line
4 VicDumb 2016-07-25
Make a pie, brawd
4 revbleech 2016-07-25
<after the "Connor picks some flowers / mama, these for yoooooo!" line in the Laci Peterson song>
"...hands her a fistful of seaweed"
1 nothing_mattress 2016-07-25
I think it was a boquet of seaweed
3 BigDoodiesBen 2016-07-25
Fuck you mother asshole
3 Skelliot 2016-07-25
"I'm gonna go to the outhouse and snake out my meat gash" - Ant during an 8-track porn clip.
3 Only_live_thrice 2016-07-25
"They were fighting for dick space" Patrice O'Neal
3 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-25
"dave still has pyramid brick dust on his fingers" or when he referred to david's jizz as "landlord ink."
anything CQ has said.
3 RatherPleasent 2016-07-25
"I just found out that in the third transformers movie they based a character on you [Virus.] Optimus Prime Rib" - Bobo Rickles
3 JeffScott63 2016-07-25
"O&A party rock!" - Master Po
3 ffffantomas 2016-07-25
Jim: I'm shooting something this weekend
CQ: Yourself I hope
Edit: I'm a retard
3 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2016-07-25
Joe DeRosa's livelihood.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-25
Jim Jefferies: I want to eat your shit
Random slut: Oh that's nice
Jim Jefferies: I'm going to dig it out with a knife
Not word for word but close enough.
3 soppycunt 2016-07-25
Jim talking about Bob Kelly standing on CQs balcony:
"It'd be like an elephant stepping onto a piece of tracing paper"
3 throwawaymanthrows 2016-07-25
Red Coat Jimmy: "WHOOO'S BEEN SHITTING IN YOUR MOUTH HARRY!?"
2 ss476hawk 2016-07-25
Tell them about the discount harry!
2 SIMBALLAH 2016-07-25
Patrice saying Norton takes the shape of any container he's poured into. Bonus line comparing him to Gleep from the Herculoids.
2 assholehair_ 2016-07-25
"I should of had a physical, physical"
2 philtheprince 2016-07-25
This was the one I was looking for. So cringey.
2 ronconway 2016-07-25
News story: teen girl dies because of texting and driving. Jim " her last text was ROAL, rolling on the asphalt laughing"
2 jarjarjelly 2016-07-25
the well timed car crash and "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME --- SHAME ON YOU!" are probably the things I loved on top of everything else in the final analysis
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-07-25
Their hands look like guns.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-25
"white people crazy" Sherrod
2 Icculus1833 2016-07-25
@2:50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHJjH5_sDA
1 Motorboat_Jones 2016-07-25
Good ol' Erock. Always good for a punchline.
2 helobious1 2016-07-25
When Ant said "Olivia Newton Gone" during this clip. Don't remember when, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2S1d1fUUE0
2 slothlivesmatter 2016-07-25
Where's my gun?
2 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2016-07-25
Vos' comic631
2 fervt 2016-07-25
And then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole.
2 juanTabonja 2016-07-25
RRRRAAAMONEEE! BRING ME A SPOILED FAMILY PHOTOGRAPH!
2 phlammo 2016-07-25
Spiral Viral: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3rf413/opie_reveals_he_was_recruited_by_viral_spiral/?
2 Peacefulrun4 2016-07-25
Jim: "why do I have S-T-U on my headset instead of Jim? "
Ant: "they forgot the P-I-D"
http://youtu.be/fbnqOx8PPAs
1 no1raniuk 2016-07-25
This. Along with Jimmy saying "I'm shooting something in March..." And CQ zipping straight in with "yourself I hope!" Wasn't just the quickness but the glee in which he said it with.
2 Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes 2016-07-25
"I'm just a fan of the era." Anthony.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-07-25
Vos on the Norton roast making fun of Jimmy's puddle of aids/other liquid diseases, along with the clip of Young Jimmy they just got done playing:
"Wee wee wee 3 little piggies ...... how do I combine pigs with fluid"
Jim points at Patrice
"Give him a drink"
It wasn't just the quickness. It was the word choice. Four of them, all one syllable.
2 justchippinyaaaa 2016-07-25
Go to break Chippah is one of my favorites. The clip has studio reactions also.
https://m.youtube.com/?hl=en&gl=CA#/watch?v=t7bF9D1ZiN8
2 speaksonlythetruth 2016-07-25
"E-Rock, comment?"
2 [deleted] 2016-07-25
One-liners have to be either CQ's or Ant's, personally. Corsican Pimp and Tunisian Knife Fighter have already been mentioned, but here are some of my other favorites:
Jimmy: "Well, he's the godfather of all fruit."
(cue minute and half of Godfather references)
CQ: Yourself, I hope.
Ant: What's that?
Jimmy: ...Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder.
Ant: Awww...I see you're cured.
Jimmy: Yes. (before he realized what Ant said. Ant's always so lightning speed quick on the delivery when he's got a comeback in the chamber.)
Anthony (laughing): Steven S. from Bayshore...Band of Blubbers
Anthony: Full Jacket, The Dirty Dozen Donuts.
Jimmy: What does Bob want? A-packa-chips Now.
1 GeMigMat 2016-07-25
dad brought home some pansies
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-25
"WHO IS GONNA SIGN A CONTRACT TO SOMEONE ATTACHED TO ITS CATCHER"
-Jim on conjoined twins playing baseball acting like they were trying to make it to the major league
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-07-25
"We don't do fake radio bits"
1 CuntQueefBalloonKnot 2016-07-25
"His mouth is a lovely receptacle for bleach scented substances." -Jimmy
1 PatrickFullen 2016-07-25
"Some people would say... Colored people are faster than white people. They have an extra bone in their leg. It's called the negro bone. It allows them to run faster, jump higher and throw things further."
1 antcum 2016-07-25
Norton reminds me of a spineless jellyfish. - CQ or Patrice, I can't 'member.
1 DHFearnot 2016-07-25
Ant yelling at Jordan for 10 minutes straight was a pretty good line.
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1 grocery_man 2016-07-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbnqOx8PPAs&list=LLDX_PCsrX-j5m4FAD8Wd92A&index=167
1 martinsnieks 2016-07-25
Hello Australia...Is Corey there?
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1 Motorboat_Jones 2016-07-25
Jim to Travis: "Go fuck your mother... If you can find her."
1 Duon 2016-07-25
Its time to get an oversided coffin and a purple suit. (Im pretty sure i butchered it)
1 Lil_Teddy_Sheckler 2016-07-25
From the Happy Days clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlr-hNFGimo 47:22 mark Jimmy- "I gotta take a cheese dip shit"
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-25
Crinkle. Crinkle.
1 BillyBats33 2016-07-25
"And that's how you Executive Produce!"
1 JerkStoreJ 2016-07-25
"And that's how you executive produce"
1 [deleted] 2016-07-25
For me, it was something Sam said. If I recall correctly, O&A were shitting on Erock as usual, with Sam chiming in as he tends to do during those segments. I think Erock responded to something the boys said with "What?" which prompted Sam to remark "he can't hear you, he's got cake in his ears."
I laughed really hard at that. So silly.
1 aleon33 2016-07-25
Because they forgot the P-I-D
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1 humanmeat 2016-07-25
Attel
Enough huffing and hawing
Everybody loved patrice for free
Meanwhile his family has to buy a purple suit and giant Coffin
1 beardogomez 2016-07-25
There's cum in my name.
Yeah and also in your mouth and asshole.
1 Opthony 2016-07-25
Needs the context but when they were looking to get breast milk so they could make ice cream from it:
Ant: Look, we are looking for a new mother where, through circumstances beyond anyone's control...the crib is now out by the curb.
Jim: I screamed, you screamed.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2016-07-25
TED THE ROASTER: Anthony you have so many guns! What are you, the whole army or something?
1 VideoGameJeff 2016-07-25
I cant remember the exact lines but the bit that cracked me up the most was the story of Bawby fucking that retarded girl in the bus. Anyone able to track that down? Or hand me a moist bookmark?
1 slicknick47406 2016-07-25
This thread got me thinking then I came by these new videos of Sam going down memory lane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVYVYA-8c0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZt4CD9JEM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMpX07TRRl0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5iD4gkVxzY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJXuc59ZDg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gyZqQz4zNY
1 mnseats 2016-07-25
ICE CUUUUBBBB. Teeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa
1 hoges_and_boges 2016-07-25
They forgot the P I D
When the gang is watching a news piece on abortions and a rustic kids: "The only person it's easy on is the barber." ..." A number 2 please".
1 Azrael_ 2016-07-25
"It was the baby!"
-Francine when describing her abortion
1 Xtaline 2016-07-25
When they were making fun of Regis Philbin's Christmas album and Ant adds a Robert Reed AIDS lyric: Ant: "Robert with your nose so runny; why'd you make a man your honey?" https://youtu.be/2xnwa3ipq_4?t=5m41s
-1 lemarchand 2016-07-25
Your Mom's Box
-2 pj530i 2016-07-25
Slow down guys, you're posting way too much context with these punchlines!
1 BigDoodiesBen 2016-07-25
Hahah forgot about that one
56 rbz90 2016-07-25
I also loved Patrice's response. "Well when you put it that way Bobo...."
2 _then 2016-07-25
was going to write this but I knew it'd be posted already. so quick, so brutal
-12 NevadaJPH 2016-07-25
Which was written & handed to him in studio...
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-21 KRUNKWIZARD 2016-07-25
Bravo, sir
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3 xX_prowl_Xx 2016-07-25
I was looking for this, do you have a link at all?
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3 DisappointedGiraffe 2016-07-25
https://youtu.be/92dJFs0fgq8
-2 ScarletNumbers 2016-07-25
And with that one line, David Spade was never seen again.