Did you know that some people think that Anthony is smart?

Remember when he used to shit on conspiracy theorists?

Nah the people who say that are just really convincing trolls.

After 20 years of talking to Opie for 4 hours a day he starts to sound that way

I don't think anyone really thought the high school drop out tin-knocker was "smart". He just watched a lot of the History & Discovery channel and had a decent memory.

Yep, what's worse is that I used to think Opie wasn't unbearable to listen to

I tweeted that "sock jocks" picture to Ant and he blocked me instantly.

Seriously? What a delicate snowflake he's become in his old age.

he is a legitimate faggot at this point.(

Definitely a queeb

Become? He's always been that way.

it actually seems like it used to be worse if anything. FUCK YOUR MOTHER!! mode doesn't seem to make as many appearances on TACS as it did on O&A.

He probably knew it came from here, even though it's completely harmless.

Really? I think he's more of a pansy personally.

lulz

Do you think takes the slightest bit of criticism easily?

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GLOBAL COVER UPS! MIND CONTROL! SECRET SOCIETIES! TUNE IN TO CONSPIRACY THEORY WITH ANTHONY CUMIA! I WAS A RADIO SHOW HOST, A SHOCK JOCK, A HETEROSEXUAL! I'VE SEEN THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND!

I'M A FORMER SHOCK JOCK AND THEY TELL ME I DON'T HAVE THE SECURITY CLEARANCE? I'VE BLOWN THINGS YOU'D NEVER IMAGINE!

YOU THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT COLOMBU THAN I DO!? I SPENT THE PAST 30 YEARS PASSING OUT IN MY LIVING ROOM TO THE SOUNDS OF PETER FALK!

any conspiracy about "new world order", is completely true. Too much evidence from Syria and Libya. Every war is about propping paper money vs dictators that refuse to take paper for oil.

Please give me all your worthless paper money.

Yeah. Fuck paper money! I only trust shiny rocks as my currency!

I mean, gold and silver are supposed to be valuable cuz they're rare, right? Albinos are rare and we spit on them where I'm from, they're only valuable to Africans trying to net more fish or "curing" AIDS. A ton of shit is rare, doesn't mean it's worth a damn. Diamonds aren't even that rare, according to Louis CK.

Welcome to Anthony Cumia's Conspiracy Files.

I'm a tin knocker, a shock jock, a woman beater.

That's fucking hilarious.

Thank you for your service.

Oh boy.. I think he sees how much bigger of an audience Alex Jones has so he's gonna turn into a conspiracy theorist. When Jesse Ventura says shit like this Anthony mocks him. Now he's predicting manufactured terrorism to benefit Hillary.

I hope he does, that would be more entertaining.

Eh.. I still wouldn't watch. I can watch Alex Jones for free on YouTube.

But Alex Jones doesn't get the wonderful Colin Quinn to call in

Jones never even got Joe DeVito in studio a single time.

Or Bobo, for that matter.

Bobo is the lizard puppet master and Alex knows it

I don't know much about Jones but I'm assuming he doesn't lose gigs by ranting incessantly about negroes, date girls whose real faces resemble catfish faces, get zooted and break their bones, go to jail and rehab and have video available of his ruckuses.

Jones sounds quite dull to me.

None of that exciting shit about Anthony happens on his show though so it isn't worth watching.

I somewhat like the part where his face Raiders of the Lost Ark's almost by the minute.

Remember when he used to make fun of Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura?

I miss that guy.

His conspiracy episodes would just blame black people for 9/11, the Reichstag fire and UFO's

So have they also been manufacturing shootings of black people to foster the BLM movement to make the police shootings seem plausible?

Did they engineer the Arab Spring six years ago to create a power vacuum in Syria in which the previously defeated ISI could reconsolidate as ISIS so that the Europe attacks would seem plausible?

God, he is a dildo.

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Poor Anthony, he's losing his mind.

and his hair

and his guns

and his guests

And we're reaping all the benefits muahahah

Ant, either terrorism is manufactured by the Illuminati or Muslims are all violent people, you can't have it both ways.

I snitched on him to the feds. He can't keep getting away with it!.

👏🏿

Remember when he hilarious made fun of conspiracy theorists like jesse ventura and 911 truthers?

I've never really agreed with Ant politically, but even when he was making points that I disagreed with back in the day, he used to argue them intelligently and eloquently (often times using actual statistics and evidence).

His arguments got increasingly sloppy over the course of the Obama administration, but this descent into loony conspiracy theorising (which he used to mock by the way) is bizarre.

Nah, he's completely correct. The bankers are causing all of these unnecessary wars. The muslims are just pawns.

Here's the deal: We print paper money. You got resources? You better take our printed paper money in exchange for minerals, oil, water resources. Otherwise, war. Don't believe us? We'll arm jihadists and contras to make sure you play the game.

Paper for oil or minerals. Otherwise, you get bombed.

bankers are wankers amirite

They can use that paper money to get other things, because paper money is worth things.

He might as well be tweeting to himself in a mirror at this point.

Yeah but does he really need another 7 years of bad luck?

He's not a handsome man

You missed a sentence:

" i am an ugly pedophile racist with soy sauce in my hair "

Boy sauce

Soy sauce , lol, that was funny.

I do all this just for you.

I cant quit you.

There's a war on for your guns, xanax and alcohol!

Well he would fall in line with Republican thinking when it comes to anything. Conspiracy seems to proliferate more than it ever did before with them. That happens when you chastise science and reason.

I wouldn't even say it's in the party so much as it is the alt right crowd springing up.

Can prolonged Xanax abuse lead to insanity? I'm asking for this guy I know....

It can make you develop Alzheimer's. And your memory gets shot to shit.

I have bad anxiety and I've been on various benzos for about a decade now. My memory is shot to shit.

This guy has drain bamage tss

Anthony is gonna bring about a major cultural war via his large audience.

From making fun of Jesse Ventura to becoming full blown nutjob just like him. Is this what early onset dementia looks like?

I guess who's kidding who... "early"...

If anyone would know, it's an aged Tunisian human trafficker.

Get your TACS tin foil hats, they're on sale now!

Oh wow, Antwan truly has gone completely off the deep end

He's been conspiratorial about this for a while and it's retarded. Why would the liberal establishment be staging terror attacks where it's a Muslim every time?

And lol at the idiots saying he called it after Munich. Because whatever elites he's referring to really want to make political points for white nationalists.

His evil stretches across time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc

Aaand there was just an explosion in Germany.

Seems the dummy blew himself up and no one else.

Silly Achmed, he forgot which button to push. "Allah, now which button did the global elite henchmen who gave me this bomb say to push to activate it before I trigger it? Was it blue button to arm and then red? Or red and then blue? And what is this yellow butto....BOOOOOOOOM"

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The government would not stage an attack to get it out of the news. However, the liberal media might cover some terrorist attack in Asia or somewhere that they normally wouldn't have covered just to get it out of the news. They will be like "Ohh shit a bombing in Somalia, let's cover that".

Nah the people who say that are just really convincing trolls.

Remember when he used to shit on conspiracy theorists?

After 20 years of talking to Opie for 4 hours a day he starts to sound that way

His conspiracy episodes would just blame black people for 9/11, the Reichstag fire and UFO's

I don't think anyone really thought the high school drop out tin-knocker was "smart". He just watched a lot of the History & Discovery channel and had a decent memory.

Yep, what's worse is that I used to think Opie wasn't unbearable to listen to