I went to the races with my sisters work mates from the bank... One of them mentioned Amy schumer and without thinkin I blurted out "oh that fat pig who steals jokes"... I may aswell have called all their mothers cunts from the stares I got

You should have.

Haha.. "Amy's a pig and all your mothers are cunts..goodnight"

This sub has made me a bit more racist than I used to be. Whenever I see Anthony ranting about blacks I think "Why does this sandnigger think he's any different?". I know it's not right to hate people based on their skin, but I'm suspicious of anyone who looks Arabic. It's probably something I should work on.

Plus I think I'm meaner because of the jocktober type stuff. When I was harassing Leslie Jones I was cracking up that she was having a breakdown. Opie, Anthony and Jim deserve everything they get from people because they encouraged this type of behavior.

I posted a slight against Amy Schumer in response to a @ComedyCentral tweet and then remembered my twitter has my last name in it and my step mom follows me haha I always have to rethink tweets in case she decides to bring it up the next time I see her

Ah geez, what'd you say?

@ComedyCentral "But sometimes pigs look nice in makeup"

(I don't know what they're referencing)

I responded "case and point, Amy Schumer" not my best joke ever but it was the first thing I saw when I woke up

I just deleted the tweet so none of you feel motivated to find my name

"I wish I wasn't gay so I could bang @amyschumer so hard." - Scarlet Robinson (the R stands for Robinson.)

I'm suspicious of anyone who looks Arabic

Are you sure that's the dead radio show and not 9/11

The show has definitely made my humor more crass, I occasionally make family and friends uncomfortable with suicide references. Reading and posting on this sub has probably made me better at communicating ideas and structuring written jokes.

I molest children now, so that's something.

dassabessdo, just stealing innocence and fawkin...

I've always been a shithead. In fact, just today I was checking out at the supermarket and it asked me "would you like to donate $1 to help retards" and I couldn't hit the no button fast enough

I can deconstruct people sometimes within a few hrs of meeting them

This sentence literally means that you know things about people after talking to them for a few hours you fucking sperglord

Meant mins

I'm definitely more critical and assume the worst in people, but those seeds were sown long ago

It hasn't affected me, but it is funny to see people act like The Pests towards O&A themselves and watch them squirm and be surprised.

I'd have some sympathy for them, but there's no self-awareness in either. They have no idea how many people (especially non-fans) are loving watching them sink into oblivion.

I do not take my medication.

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I was born this way. I did this shit on whackbag in like 2005. Even got Anthony to respond to one of my posts breaking down his relationship with Gregg.

I was born an evil little shit and always found dark humor funny. I gravitated immediately to the ball busters at school, edgy stand up and Howard Stern.

dassabessdo, just stealing innocence and fawkin...