Anthony's dream job

13  2016-07-23 by Aemon12

27 comments

Why does it seem like every cultural norm in Africa has the unintended side effect of spreading AIDS

Because they rely on tradition.

Just like everything fucked up in America today. The further you push religion to the fringes, the happier, healthier, and more educated people become.

Look at the teen pregnancy rates in states that legislate "abstinence only" sex ed. It's a travesty.

Fucking hell, did this make me laugh

Jesus Christ black people. How about you make it a little harder to be racist.

When we were Kings

...were ya?

He even looks like Anthony.

If a man dies, for example, his wife is required by tradition to sleep with Aniva before she can bury him.

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If a woman has an abortion, again sexual cleansing is required.

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teenage girls, after their first menstruation, are made to have sex over a three-day period, to mark their passage from childhood to womanhood.

Ever wonder how a custom like this gets started? Some guy had to convince an entire village that a terrible calamity will befall them if they don't let him fuck every woman. Talk about cucked.

Just like religion, cults. People are stupid.

"err yeah, so God told me I can fuck all your wife's.... Cool?"

Youre joking but there are so many cults where people have to sleep with the main man.

Noyes started the Oneida Community. According to the community’s website, it is a “religiously based, socialist group of about 250, dedicated to living as one family and to sharing all property, work, and love.” Of course Noyes had the difficult job of deciding who fucked who. Although he was married, he banged everyone he could. His thing was “ascending fellowship.” Noyes was the community elder (a “godly” title) and led young believers heavenward by introducing them to what he considered to be the holy pleasures of sex. Noyes often assigned himself 12 and 13-year-old girls.

http://disinfo.com/2015/03/cult-leaders-used-sex-control/

https://www.thrillist.com/culture/the-10-craziest-cults-you-ve-never-heard-of-obscure-religious-sects-and-societies

No I wasn't lol..

Ok..

There's a fantastic podcast episode by Dan carlin called "prophets of doom" about a group of anabaptists who branch off and start their own religion, which involves the main prophet saying God told me to fuck everyone's wife's.. They end up getting tied to poles and skinned alive and the cages their bodies were displayed in are still hanging from the cathedral in Munster today

I think you might like it

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/dan-carlins-hardcore-history/id173001861?mt=2&i=151937069

I think Aniva created the tradition if you catch my drift

Aniva sounds like a haemorrhoid cream.

The only thing Anthony would like related to this article is BBC.

Anthony would never take that job. He's not attracted to black children.

Little black girls look like boys, so I'm sure he could get it up.

How do you kill a dozen flies at once? hit an African child in it's face

This was posted here a few days ago, and with possibly the exact same title.

I'd never seen this. This doc is funny as shit. The utter disgust the Chinese have for them and the complete absence of political correctness is a great combination.

Cool video.

Oh god, I HAVE to see the rest of that movie.

Anthony the dream rapist haha

giving children aids ?