Is she really British? I can't wack off to the porno womens with an English accent. They're just too sophisticated sounding, like they'd lecture me on vintage art or fine wines. Big Amy almost looks like a big fatso snobby English gal but then she just opens her mouth and says Moo in an American accent.
I've never seen a porno with a British woman who sounds "sophisticated" (by which I suppose you mean posh or upper class). All I've seen are ones with slappers with cockney, midlands or northern accents. There's no bigger turn off than some northern bird saying "fookin give it me" in a raspy chain smokers voice. Where are these pornos with aristocratic duchesses getting porked and could you refer me to them?
Sorry. My spiraling alcohol addiction has lead to a sort of linguistic cognitive dissonance it seems. Among other things, like consuming ketchup as a beverage.
That's alright. Make sure you call in to Norton's advice show, he'll be sure to give you some hard-earned and sage advice about how to get a hold on your alcoholism.
27 comments
13 AsinineBob 2016-07-23
tits do nothing for me. what am i, a newborn?
1 DickAction 2016-07-23
Ew. Naked lady. What a turn off. What am I, a heterosexual?
1 [deleted] 2016-07-23
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1 RacistPigeon 2016-07-23
Maybe not, but if you don't like those, you're a faggot. Actually, even fags have to like those.
10 darklydreamingdayln 2016-07-23
Not to be too crass gentlemen, but I would really like to put my penis where she makes shit.
2 TheScarletR 2016-07-23
Her colon?
2 darklydreamingdayln 2016-07-23
Close enough.
9 Perdita101 2016-07-23
No dick, I'm surprised.
-1 Auntie_D1 2016-07-23
Would you like these instead https://imgur.com/ToAKWB9
14 Theyongary 2016-07-23
No, I'd rather see a dick.
1 TheScarletR 2016-07-23
That one in the middle looks so real
5 Superbad415 2016-07-23
One nipple is slightly bigger thats fucking gross, what a cow.
4 BigGreenYamo 2016-07-23
I laughed. Thanks for that.
3 nomorecompromise 2016-07-23
Is she really British? I can't wack off to the porno womens with an English accent. They're just too sophisticated sounding, like they'd lecture me on vintage art or fine wines. Big Amy almost looks like a big fatso snobby English gal but then she just opens her mouth and says Moo in an American accent.
3 McGowan9 2016-07-23
I've never seen a porno with a British woman who sounds "sophisticated" (by which I suppose you mean posh or upper class). All I've seen are ones with slappers with cockney, midlands or northern accents. There's no bigger turn off than some northern bird saying "fookin give it me" in a raspy chain smokers voice. Where are these pornos with aristocratic duchesses getting porked and could you refer me to them?
1 nomorecompromise 2016-07-23
Sorry. My spiraling alcohol addiction has lead to a sort of linguistic cognitive dissonance it seems. Among other things, like consuming ketchup as a beverage.
1 McGowan9 2016-07-23
That's alright. Make sure you call in to Norton's advice show, he'll be sure to give you some hard-earned and sage advice about how to get a hold on your alcoholism.
1 DaveNone 2016-07-23
Thank you Auntie. Those are some nice tits.
Are you Uncle Paul's wife who got burned so badly accidentally?
1 Auntie_D1 2016-07-23
Lol no
1 NashuaDan 2016-07-23
I like when they are large like this. #nowanks
1 LacanZizekFreud 2016-07-23
You still put tits on your burger, what are you 12?
0 [deleted] 2016-07-23
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0 MilliBotany 2016-07-23
Va-Va-Va-VOOM!
-3 Auntie_D1 2016-07-23
Her name is Sophie Howard in case anyone wants to know
4 MilliBotany 2016-07-23
Says Sophie Howard here. NSFW
2 RacistPigeon 2016-07-23
Cool, next on my download list.
2 SteakSauce66 2016-07-23
Cum inside me.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-07-23
Gimme that fuckin' sauce, fella.
-5 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-23
British bitches have big tits. But their teeth are bad