You laugh but that young lady won that race. The full version shows her taking the lead and winning by a decent amount. That goes to prove that it doesn't matter how fast you are off the blocks as long you... Oh who am I kidding? She more than likely got lost before the end of the first lap. I'll be honest though... When she first falls off the blocks and lands face down ass up??? Would fuck!
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32 Fluxywild 2016-07-21
ME: my TITS are way better than hers. Nice try with the hate tho.
12 KenFrezno 2016-07-21
2 years and you can still win the thread with this same joke.
3 Thomas_Daly 2016-07-21
It's not about the punchline it's the setup.
2 RBuddCumia 2016-07-21
Thats the bit!
15 PassProtect15 2016-07-21
Usually when Opie tells a joke I don't get a boner.
1 Jockel76 2016-07-21
Anthony?
7 KenFrezno 2016-07-21
Whenever Anthony sees a teenager he immediately has to announce how attracted he is.
Guys, if you don't want your children to grow into insecure alcoholic woman beating tranny lovers, don't yell call them pissy eyed faggots.
2 blackirishlad 2016-07-21
if only you would have warned me sooner....
1 alcoon-slambag 2016-07-21
That's the line!
http://i.imgur.com/Nb0RenY.jpg
12 SteeringTheShip 2016-07-21
Here's Opie bombing and not understanding a joke at the same time
https://youtu.be/vfoKBHmlpas?t=424
Listen for Anthony in the background "yeah...that was uh"
4 TheScarletR 2016-07-21
Love that one, Ant is just disappointed
3 DAC027 2016-07-21
Opie bombs like three or four different times in that one ten minute clip.
1 cakehornbaby 2016-07-21
i dont understand why he bombed what he didnt understand?
10 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-07-21
It's funny because 5'2 54DDD opie can't tell a joke despite 65 years in comedy radio
3 blackirishlad 2016-07-21
you give him too much credit for the size of his back.
8 Kylts 2016-07-21
Needs more flailing.
8 saessea 2016-07-21
Opie listening to a joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg
7 weeyadnews 2016-07-21
Is Anthony filming this or is he holding the ribbon at the end?
3 im_not 2016-07-21
He's across the way with both hands gaping his asshole open trying to catch shot-puts
4 iamfromreallife 2016-07-21
That's not him... wait, is that really him? I'm not sure.
5 AmberBeard 2016-07-21
BaldOpie strikes again
4 Ghostdog2041 2016-07-21
Chicks are the worst.
3 DeryDerpette 2016-07-21
Too masculine of a gait for Opie.
3 Bandits82 2016-07-21
Maggie Grace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEWEjxw1ABk
1 racemic_mixture 2016-07-21
"This is how you humans run right?"
3 InhumanDeviant 2016-07-21
You laugh but that young lady won that race. The full version shows her taking the lead and winning by a decent amount. That goes to prove that it doesn't matter how fast you are off the blocks as long you... Oh who am I kidding? She more than likely got lost before the end of the first lap. I'll be honest though... When she first falls off the blocks and lands face down ass up??? Would fuck!
2 BlewRaja 2016-07-21
kind of a pokemon go situation
2 VeritablyClean 2016-07-21
stumblestumblestumble oh good lord
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1 Kneegroez 2016-07-21
It's the perfect visual metaphor
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0 rollerboogie 2016-07-21
An awkward teenage girl - Anthony's soulmate.