Jim Norton, a 49 year old comedian who is not a failure, is performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos...
34 2016-07-21 by beeseesee
Let's ignore how embarrassing and pathetic that is and, instead, enjoy this Juggalos break from The Best Show with Tom Scharpling:
79 comments
27 fingerrockets 2016-07-21
From what I understand it's an easy gig that pays a nice chunk of change. He could just do Chip and un-ironically kill in front of that aberrant mass of mouth breathers who where most likely molested as children.
8 [deleted] 2016-07-21
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11 fingerrockets 2016-07-21
well he's not wrong.
8 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-07-21
jim has always dreamed of being one of those girls who gets assfucked on a chain link fence by a random mob of juggalos
4 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
I saw that video, but wasn't it just one guy?
3 thescrapplekid 2016-07-21
Probably won't be best to do Uncle Paul then...
6 WiretapStudios 2016-07-21
Yeah, don't want everyone getting homesick while they are having a good time...
3 erktheerk 2016-07-21
They've been doing comedy stages for years now at the gathering. It's not an easy gig. There are multiple videos online with the stand up and juggalos. When you bomb you bomb hard.
3 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
He's getting paid in lemon-lime Faygo.
2 Excavatetheinfo 2016-07-21
I don't know about easy. If the crowd does not like you, they will show it. They will actually throw objects at artists they do not approve of.
17 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-07-21
This whole Jimmy is a failure narrative makes me laugh. He's a millionaire.
Is he a sluggish flip flopping worm? Sure. Is he a failure? Naw nigga.
2 telemecanique 2016-07-21
why are so many rich people unhappy? because they feel like failures, the only thing that matters is how you feel.
3 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-21
This is why Anthony always hung out with the pests. They were the only people he could feel successful next to.
-5 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-07-21
Is this a CQ character you're work shopping or are you actually serious? haha.....Who said anything about happiness? I was just saying he isn't a failure.
3 telemecanique 2016-07-21
you missed the point, he is very likely a failure in his own mind, it's why he sucks up to Opie for a paycheck, none of his TV projects ever caught on, his animation is crap, his standup never got the acclaim that burr/ck/anyone else he worked with did... lets see... he enjoys perversions and his hobby is to take pics of celebrities, you don't need to have masters in psychology to see where his head is at.
to panera bread employees like us he may be a success, but that's irrelevant, state of your mind is what matters.
-5 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-07-21
Did I miss the point or are you just doubling down on a point that had no merit to begin with? Schinkel bout it.
1 telemecanique 2016-07-21
whoosh right over your head.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
What went over his head? The guy made millions of dollars doing comedy, a dream achieved by about .1% of people that set out for it, plenty of successful people are depressed, doesnt mean they didnt succeed, come on dude.
-1 telemecanique 2016-07-21
of course it means they didn't succeed (in their own head)
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
You can not like him all you want, the whole cartoon thing was a disaster, but he's succeeded in comedy, sure theres always room to move up, but he's more of a success than 99% of comedians and he knows it. sorry.
1 telemecanique 2016-07-21
since neither of us knows him lets continue to speculate.. I bet it eats him alive that he hasn't "made it" like most of his friends, his openers have their own TV shows and hang out with jennifer lawrence...
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
Yeah that's probably true. I guess it's just a matter of phrasing really
2 majestik6 2016-07-21
Besides being a millionaire, he also kept his money. Ant gave half of it to his ex-wife, Opie blew a big chunk of it on a house to appease his current one.
1 TedShecklerHouse 2016-07-21
Literally millions of people in the US are millionaires. Actually, is Jimmy that set up? I know it's almost a running gag the boys pulled, calling themselves millionaires that really stroked their ego, but at best it's in the low 7 figures. As CQ pointed out about himself, he'd be rich if he had done the right things, and I highly doubt Jim did the right things, or he wouldn't be wringing out his fans for 60k in apartment renovations.
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12 TriangleDimes 2016-07-21
Juggalos are proof that white people don't have their shit together.
21 bonniesretardsister 2016-07-21
They're still less embarrassing than Proud Boys. I'll respect dumb impoverished hicks before faggots who eat 5 brands of cereal to fill the time they used to spend masturbating.
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-21
I'd get a proud boy forehead tat and slather on ICP makeup before I'd admit subscribing to TACS
11 JohnnyCashFan69 2016-07-21
I can't speak for Juggalos but if you read the history of ICP, two poor wiggers from Detroit who started off hitting the streets with CDs and are now multi millionaires with a giant entertainment conglomerate and are a part of culture for millions of faggots, it is kinda impressive.
6 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-07-21
THEY have their shit together, I'll give them that but their fans are a different story altogether. Living in a trailer still at 32 with your grandma who raised you? Not impressive.
9 LouisCGhey 2016-07-21
quit talkin bout my grandma ill kill you
3 3stepsbackward 2016-07-21
Juggalos are like the Cumias, if Anthony hadn't hit it big with Opie.
8 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-07-21
This hard-hitting heavyweight of comedy will not stop until you fall flat on the floor and piss your pants, ninjas! You have been warned. Get ready to laugh until it hurts with the American Degenerate in the flesh... Jim Norton!
3 congelado 2016-07-21
Perhaps they have oversold the performance
3 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
Jesus, is that what the copy says?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-07-21
Verbatim, I did pick the douchiest part though. Here is the full thing, it also explains how Jim is "in a fuckton of major motion picture appearances"
3 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
Just. Ouch. Hey, I guess in the end, a paycheck's a paycheck, right?
3 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-07-21
Honestly this is a perfect crowd for his standup. He talks about being bisexual and wanting people dead for their PC BULLSHIT. Low expectations and an inebriated crowd, he'll do great.
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
Well, when you put it that way.
1 late_50s_why 2016-07-21
where the fcuk is kissy cock who is kogan the creep ass lol
1 late_50s_why 2016-07-21
trannies mirite guise
6 andycumiashow 2016-07-21
For the first time in his life, Jim Norton will be revered as an Adonis among those monasteries.
14 DoctorDoOOOOLittle 2016-07-21
yeah a bunch a buddhas are living inside them or somethin!!
right col?
2 andycumiashow 2016-07-21
Fawkin buried me. Typo yuma.
3 DoctorPainMD 2016-07-21
I think you mean 'monstrosities', fella.
0 andycumiashow 2016-07-21
Egg on my face, huh?
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6 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-21
ICP vs. Sharon Osbourne
8 thrillated 2016-07-21
The only loyalty the worm has is to its wallet.
3 rejesterd 2016-07-21
I love that clip.. Howard was having lots of fun with that.
"Listen, you crumpet London bitch.."
5 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-21
"The only metal he's king of is heroin needles"
2 MilliBotany 2016-07-21
And Jim says he's loyal to Ozzy ....
Wonder what he'd say if he knew Worm was doing this?
Well, I know what he would say now, but I mean before that.
6 boogsuge 2016-07-21
Will /u/sanfrancisco69er be attending? He's a known juggalo
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
WHOOP WHOOOP magic magic ninjas whaaat XD
4 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-07-21
Its cool to hate on ICP but seriosuly watch them on howard stern fighting with Sharon osbourne. They would have fit in amazingly with ant and jim busting balls. Also at a previous gathering they encouraged their fans to throw D battery's at Telia tequila when she bombed on stage. Hopefully the same happens to 2'8 jimbo
1 rejesterd 2016-07-21
Very true.. their music is terrible, but they're actually funny/witty guys. They also interviewed Gilbert Gottfried, and it was hilarious.
2 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-07-21
Yea man. Shaggy told a story about fucking broads with his face makeup on but the women couldn't stop looking at his weird clown face and it made him uncomfortable. So he said whenever he takes groupies back to fuck he puts a paper bag on their head so they can't freak him out. Was talking about having bags with cartoon faces on prepared in advance. Funny dudes
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
Their movie Big Money Hustlas is extremely funny too, and if you didnt like their songs in 7th grade well...I'm below you.
3 Individually_Placed 2016-07-21
Last time he appeared: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawFsIDyd9I
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-21
Ooof
3 stinkskc 2016-07-21
helicopter rides
Lmao, thanks that was a good listen
2 xaway3 2016-07-21
And he's 3'10"
2 theendofanerror 2016-07-21
It wouldn't bother me to be there but then again I'm a heavy drinker who would just get shitfaced like everyone elese.
1 CookieHaid 2016-07-21
*48
1 white_hispanic 2016-07-21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoeRhom7X4 this is a funny clip aboit juggalos from The Lazlow Show
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-21
Aids, aids, trannys, and aids.
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1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2016-07-21
I believe he's 4"2', add that to your otherwise balanced judgement
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-07-21
The gathering is a huge festival that books plenty of mainstream rappers every year. It's not a bad gig at all.
1 Helpmepleasehelpme12 2016-07-21
sounds like a hell gig that pays well and is an interesting experience to meet dirty rotten sluts.
I'd prob do it
1 CertifiedBA 2016-07-21
I'm sure he's making a bunch of money, fuck it
1 Mabans 2016-07-21
Being made by a successful guy on the internet.. Check fawking mate
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-21
Who the fuck is jim norton? The only jim I know is the heir to the Morton salt fortune....
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-21
jims comedy is a bit simplistic ... even for that crowd
1 pekkaahhhh 2016-07-21
https://youtu.be/mcV7pAQyfUE?t=4m33s
Heres Jimmy backstage at ufc200 lurking waiting to meet connor mcgregor.. The security had to explain to him why hes talking to norton, its weird.
1 Billyassman 2016-07-21
Juggalos know Jim Morton is a thieve and his bodyguard is a retired rat squad cop.
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-3 aprosbro 2016-07-21
This is some inside baseball but how happy were you when sparklebomb called in a few months ago trying to act like oh isn't it crazy I'm going to the gathering and he completely ignored it? Tom is still soft on girl callers but he wasn't having any that night.
4 racemic_mixture 2016-07-21
Sorry you phone cut out.
-1 aprosbro 2016-07-21
That's not a hack thing to say yet? I was talking to this other dude, if you dont get it you dont get it homie.
1 racemic_mixture 2016-07-21
I guess I am completely out of the loop because I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Feel free to fill me in though.
-1 aprosbro 2016-07-21
nah thats ok. namaste bro.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-21
That will never be a hack thing to say.