I like how he's awkwardly just slightly leaning in - but not too much! Gotta look natural and get your photo taken with your hands in your pockets like some 5th grade virgin afraid to touch a girl because he might get cooties or jizz/shit his pants instantly. Oh e-rock!
E-rock's a fat-headed mongoloid, and Kirk Cameron's sister has an insane evangelical, dead inside look in her eyes. He looks like he can't wait to get back on eBay to bid on a star wars toy, and she looks like she can't wait to be alone so she can do some sinning
I don't understand, you take a picture like that to show off that you met a "celebrity" but you do it in the most awkward fashion that makes you and your weirdness the main point of the picture. I have taken like 3 celebrity pictures in my life all 3 I have my arm around the celebrity.
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60 AnthonyNiggerCumia 2016-07-21
Jimmy to Patrice: "You don't think Eric's smart?" Patrice: "... look at his eyes... he has dairy cow eyes"
15 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-07-21
Fuck... thats a perfect description
8 CountBubs 2016-07-21
"He looks like he just looks up into the sun everyday and goes 'Huh?'"
3 ValleyChippah 2016-07-21
Patrice: Erock's head is getting fatter but his face is shrinking.
15 K1bbler 2016-07-21
Adorable E-rock.
9 Lobstrich 2016-07-21
You beat me to it you silly goose, here's my take on the starry-eyed lil fella
11 K1bbler 2016-07-21
I can make him look more downsy if that's the goal.
13 racemic_mixture 2016-07-21
I can make him look even more downsy than that! https://imgur.com/a/8PN8q#hMfOv2N
4 DerpalSherpa 2016-07-21
The amount of chocolate milk this version drinks is off the charts. More so than regular erock
1 dolan_the_rapper 2016-07-21
He looks like a live action version of a Dr Suess drawing of him.
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10 fervt 2016-07-21
Fat mongoloid.
3 dolan_the_rapper 2016-07-21
He looks like a Juggalo now, maybe named Chris
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7 anonimescu 2016-07-21
Ol' pelican neck. It's creepy how the rest of his body is not that fat,yet his head belongs on a 600 pounds man.
6 satsamsit 2016-07-21
Eric doesn't look particularly photogenic in this image.
-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-21
Yes but on the plus size ( lolz ) his eye bags have gotten fatter.
6 fashanoo 2016-07-21
That's a huge head
6 Tom_Stall 2016-07-21
Remember when we used to say Erock is not that fat? Well now he is that fat.
Although Roland is much fatter and is, as always, a fat piece of shit.
4 NumeroOtto 2016-07-21
whose the broad ? .. she's got those pronounced cheek bones that are just begging for cum
8 K1bbler 2016-07-21
DJ Tanner the reason why I had callused hands as a kid.
4 Opprobriousness 2016-07-21
She's every bit the fucking MILF I hope she'd be.
Stephanie Tanner was my jam back in the day, though.
2 SteakSauce66 2016-07-21
Stephanie Tanner is STILL the fuckin jam though. Have you seen that bitch?
2 Bobby_Newpoooort 2016-07-21
Tss show should be Fuller Bra or sumpthin. Ya seen those hootas?
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-21
get the fuck out here ! that is that fucking full house bitch ! ... nice
4 Farty_McFart 2016-07-21
I wouldn't throw her out of bed after using her mouth like a donkey's anus.
4 APurpleSuit 2016-07-21
Nice to see that Devin Ratray is doing well.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2016-07-21
He was badass in Blue Ruin.
3 SteakSauce66 2016-07-21
He really is too nervous to touch a girl.
15 dolan_the_rapper 2016-07-21
In fairness I think his hands are actually stuck. He thought he felt pocket treats.
3 throwawaymanthrows 2016-07-21
The frasier shirt though...
2 AlchemyWizard 2016-07-21
I bet he's thinking of pudding or a meat martini. Such a sweet chubby boy.
2 throwmpaway209 2016-07-21
So fat yet he has DYEL arms.
2 brmlb 2016-07-21
alcohol fetal, or downs?
2 SIMBALLAH 2016-07-21
His head looks like a special effect.
1 panasonictooth 2016-07-21
I wanna go bowling with his head.
2 balancedchaos 2016-07-21
Look at the size of that thing.
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1 mikestl1988 2016-07-21
Erock...pussy destroyer
1 [deleted] 2016-07-21
Fat fuck be a poster boy for Cushing syndrome.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-07-21
I like how he's awkwardly just slightly leaning in - but not too much! Gotta look natural and get your photo taken with your hands in your pockets like some 5th grade virgin afraid to touch a girl because he might get cooties or jizz/shit his pants instantly. Oh e-rock!
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2016-07-21
E-rock's a fat-headed mongoloid, and Kirk Cameron's sister has an insane evangelical, dead inside look in her eyes. He looks like he can't wait to get back on eBay to bid on a star wars toy, and she looks like she can't wait to be alone so she can do some sinning
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1 DickPunchOpie 2016-07-21
Hodor.
1 RSC-Tuff 2016-07-21
It's been 8 years since I saw him at a live event - he looks exactly the same.
1 JohnnyCashFan69 2016-07-21
I don't understand, you take a picture like that to show off that you met a "celebrity" but you do it in the most awkward fashion that makes you and your weirdness the main point of the picture. I have taken like 3 celebrity pictures in my life all 3 I have my arm around the celebrity.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-07-21
They occupied the same general space for a few seconds while someone took their picture. I bet they fucked!
1 arlet_o3 2016-07-21
Dang e-rock hasn't aged and he looks like he lost weight. Good for him....
1 BargeMouse 2016-07-21
If by "it" you mean the floorboards or that woman's souls then you are correct.
I'll tell you what he does crush is chips, sometimes a bag of 'em...
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-07-21
He hasn't always had a downie look has he? This seems new.
1 DiamondDave1984 2016-07-21
Why is he shrugging his shoulders... looks like he has no neck
1 dfuller39 2016-07-21
His gut to wrist width ratio is astonishing.
1 boydave777 2016-07-21
pretty cool, huh?
1 CamMoses 2016-07-21
Hands in his pockets like a total fag
-1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2016-07-21
She can still get it...
1 racemic_mixture 2016-07-21
-2 amaral69 2016-07-21
is that a fat joke? because if not, i'm making a fat joke. Ahem: Erock is indeed crushing it . . . under his fat stomach.
8 egates09 2016-07-21
tss this guys fawkin hilarious or sumpthin