You mean safe because he had the lumbering retard protecting him; or safe because he's so tiny that those guys wouldn't even consider hitting such a defenseless little creature?
Safe because one of them was on the phone and none of them were going to ruin their career over a chip on his shoulder little shit getting in their face.
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10 TrackSuitVos 2016-07-20
"That's a tough one, man. I dunno."
5 DaveNone 2016-07-20
If he is 3'12" then wouldn't that be 4'?
5 chrb13 2016-07-20
It would. I'll do better next time.
1 Clibanarius 2016-07-20
I just immediately thought of the Loveline caller who said he was 5'12, almost 6 foot.
4 TheAmazingPearl 2016-07-20
He'd have to drop to his knees to please his partners.
1 ShetUp 2016-07-20
It would make him threatening and every joke or story looked at differently. He probably wouldve gotten married and killed himself.
1 JonnyBleach 2016-07-20
im sure all the ufc guys would respect him then! he might even get to co-host with his all-hetro buddy RoJoe!
1 aprosbro 2016-07-20
Probably wouldn't have picked fights with Henry Rollins, Chris Jericho or Jesse Ventura in situations he was 100% physically safe from them.
1 chrb13 2016-07-20
You mean safe because he had the lumbering retard protecting him; or safe because he's so tiny that those guys wouldn't even consider hitting such a defenseless little creature?
1 aprosbro 2016-07-20
Safe because one of them was on the phone and none of them were going to ruin their career over a chip on his shoulder little shit getting in their face.
2 chrb13 2016-07-20
wassat?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-07-20
that faggot Henry Rollins was over the phone
1 K1bbler 2016-07-20
Women would be attracted to him so he wouldn't need to resort to fucking dudes with tits.
1 DaveNone 2016-07-20
He'd just fuck them for fun on the side.
3 K1bbler 2016-07-20
Also with his increased body mass he wouldn't have got drunk off one beer at 15 and never would have needed to go to rehab.
1 Clibanarius 2016-07-20
He's 3'12. Almost 4 feet.
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