r/opieandanthony: Oh Anthony....

33 AntsCamera 2016-07-19

I am willing to bet if she pulled that dress up and revealed a big black cock he would be silent for 3 days, then tweet out how he was wrong about the first lady.

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24 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-19

Ant is a racist and finds black women repulsive

21 RBuddCumia 2016-07-19

Including that chick from Django. Patrice was right Ant's "pussy racism" is quite scary.

22 cbanks420lol 2016-07-19

He said he wouldn't fuck Rihanna. I get that he's racist but he'd rather fuck "boi pussy" than Rihanna? He's gross.

24 RBuddCumia 2016-07-19

Anthony doesn't like girls with personality or ass. He likes anorexic drug addicts he can beat up. Then again Rihanna can take a good punch; he might want to rethink his thoughts on her.

5 cbanks420lol 2016-07-19

There's two sides to every story. Maybe she told Chris Brown that his dance moves suck. Everybody has a weak spot.

10 Wsallgood 2016-07-19

Rihanna's is apparently upside her head.

4 1073WAAF 2016-07-19

You know it's not her giant alien forehead. That thing would have destroyed his hand.

5 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-07-19

Rihanna isn't really all that hot. She's just famous. People tend to see famous people as hotter than they really are.

But you're probably right. Anthony has been a closer homo for a while now. Probably why he tends to go overboard when talking about "fucking attractive women" and all that shit

4 rahtin 2016-07-19

Fucking Kate Utpon.

She's a fucking 8 and her tits are moderately large. Enough with her.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-19

Yeah, If I'm going to go back to my 20's and start banging Black chicks again, it would be one who doesn't look like a tatted street skank.

-15 PassProtect15 2016-07-19

Rihanna is pretty gross

2 cbanks420lol 2016-07-19

But if you were forced to chose between Rihanna and Sue Lightning would you pick Sue?

0 Mitchull 2016-07-19

I agree with Pass. She's slightly above average but that forehead is atrocious. I need to think on that choice, though.

10 cbanks420lol 2016-07-19

No offense to Sue, but real pussy trumps boy pussy.

7 dassabessdoe 2016-07-19

Half the people on this sub are closeted faggots. Since Jimmy thinks it's not gay, they do too.

2 cbanks420lol 2016-07-19

The only way I would fuck a tranny is it were Scarlett Johansson or some other hot celebrity and I'd film it so I could sell it to TMZ.

0 packitchofsositch 2016-07-19

that forehead is atrocious

I wonder if Antwan mentioned that as one of her flaws? Because big foreheads are a white feature. On O&A someone showed Ant a pic of a completely flawless black chick that it would be impossible to say "No, I wouldn't fuck her". The room was sarcastically saying like "yay, we finally found one for him" and his response, without a hint of joking, was "But that's only because she has white features though!"

1 Anarox 2016-07-19

I'd fuck Denzels daughter in a heartbeat, Fine ass hell

3 AsinineBob 2016-07-19

they remind him of his mother too much (see i'm implying he's a mulatto)

-2 1073WAAF 2016-07-19

To be fair, they are ugly and obnoxious.

21 KennethFresno 2016-07-19

She's so fucking gummy, but lol at him for going after the attractiveness of politician spouses. Because the rat Danni was so sensual, and he's such a looker.

2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-19

Imagine Dani at in 30 years when she's her age. She'll be a corpse or a toothless meth addict.

19 cdisc 2016-07-19

sensuality for Ant = the body of a 13 year old skinny boy with braces. Michelle is out of luck.

6 Nulltor 2016-07-19

sensuality for Ant = 13 year old skinny boy on pills needing money

13 Kingcobrac 2016-07-19

Said the man who looks like the walking dead, Is this idiot that oblivous to the fact that he lives in a glass house when it comes to physical apperance?

1 wifflebb 2016-07-19

Says the man who has a bobblehead version of himself as an avatar because the bobblehead is less unattractive than him.

11 RacksDiciprine 2016-07-19

Of course she ain't sexy to you Ant she don't have a dick and balls. She does look somewhat alien tho

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1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-19

for that left picture, i'm trying to think how a dress would end up looking that way on a normal non-dick-having woman and i can't do it.

2 D357 2016-07-19

That black don't have a crack.

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11 DryTeeth 2016-07-19

Anthony Cumia, master of sensuality....

9 rottenseed 2016-07-19

"Zero sensuality," said the pock mark riddled man with hair like Blanche from Golden Girls

7 Woujo 2016-07-19

What's this weird obsession that conservatives have with the First Lady? The First Lady was never supposed to be "hot." Laura Bush wasn't hot, Hilary Clinton wasn't, Barbara Bush wasn't hot, Nancy Reagan wasn't hot, etc... Who gives a shit if Michelle Obama isn't attractive?

3 SlurpeeMolot 2016-07-19

Barbara Bush wasn't hot

Speak for yourself, buster.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-07-19

Nancy Reagan was a decent looking broad. She was also an escort before she met Ronnie. If you research many of our female celebrities (and a few male), you'll see they had their start in sex work.

4 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-07-19

I'd throw her one.

4 DiscoInferiorityComp 2016-07-19

You show 'em, Ant! 52 year-old former hospital administrators have gotten a free pass for too long.

3 Spokker 2016-07-19

Louis CK said his dick was racist. Or maybe he was saying this dick is racist (sitting next to Anthony you see).

3 eastriverdriveII 2016-07-19

do you guys think that Ant's first girlfriend ran off with a running back scarring him for life?

2 schwoogiejoe24 2016-07-19

It was Buzz.

3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-19

She has 10x the sex appeal as melty face tranpa. Does hr really think girls find anything about him attractive besides money?