Gavin could have been a billionaire if he had any social skills to get along with his VICE partners. Instead, he's been reduced to shoving a dildo up his ass in a basement of a convicted domestic abuser.
I guess thats okay, lemme check with Ben Wray the president of my proud boy chapters. Takes him a while to reply to my emails though cause he's always wearing those American flag shades.
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69 aftershave 2016-07-19
Gavin could have been a billionaire if he had any social skills to get along with his VICE partners. Instead, he's been reduced to shoving a dildo up his ass in a basement of a convicted domestic abuser.
Life can be cruel sometimes
15 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-07-19
I heard Shane Smith just bought a 23 million dollar home. That had to hurt when Gavin heard that.
5 Mick_Mickerson 2016-07-19
Not living up to username.
3 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2016-07-19
lmao well said.
27 stinkskc 2016-07-19
Haha vurry good. Proud boys approved my brother.
Corn flakes
Cinnamon toast crunch
Captain crunch
Cherrios
Lucky charms.
U u uhuru
6 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-19
Wetabix
Bran flakes
Sugar puffs
Coco pops
Quaker Oats
I jerked off 3 minutes ago.. Can I still get in?
Uhura
Edit - I jerked off thinkin of Gavin
19 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
did you at least venerate the entrepreneur?
12 EncinoEscobar 2016-07-19
You "Glorify the entrepreneur" and "Venerate the housewife" #CUCK #PROUDBOYS
5 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
the proudboys sub front page has venerate for both, and they're synonyms anyway. also, nobody cares.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-07-19
You went to the proud boys sub? You are now infected....
2 SpaceEdge 2016-07-19
I went to only after one of their posters came in here claiming that sub was more active then this place. It's a ghost town.
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
IDGAC
3 stinkskc 2016-07-19
You're a brave soul, I injected heroin daily and am too afraid to go there
1 stinkskc 2016-07-19
I guess thats okay, lemme check with Ben Wray the president of my proud boy chapters. Takes him a while to reply to my emails though cause he's always wearing those American flag shades.
4 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
it's brian wray, how could you forget the name of the proudboys' poet laureate?
9 stinkskc 2016-07-19
Sorry, I was so busy venerating the entrepreneur, I was on 2 other phones filing papers for new business Ventures.
10 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
no problem brother, don't forget to call me if you feel like masturbating so i can talk you out of it for some reason.
2 AsinineBob 2016-07-19
we can be edgy while edging
2 Peter_______________ 2016-07-19
no it's ben gay
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-19
Is they're a British chapter?
9 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-19
Ha, fuckin Tosser. I was wondering why some Muppet Twit was naming cereals i haven't heard of. Get out of here you Mingering Pillock.
I had to google british insults, i have no idea what those words mean
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-07-19
Neither do I, il go ask my grandad
Edit - he said your a cunt and your grandad filmed the war while he was busy fighting it
3 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-19
yeah, but he sure could frame a picture
0 Mick_Mickerson 2016-07-19
you're* a cunt
2 stinkskc 2016-07-19
There is now, President holeinmyass!
No more wanks though, unless you're 10 feet from a woman.
0 Mick_Mickerson 2016-07-19
there*
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-19
Shreddies
Mini wheats
Vector
Rice crispies
Cinnamon toast crunch
IM A MAN
2 stinkskc 2016-07-19
Why do you guys keep naming weird cereals, are you all British?
3 JesusLesnar 2016-07-19
It's one of the proud boy maxims, along with "venerate the entrepreneur" and "always swallow"
1 stinkskc 2016-07-19
And dicks are meant for asshole
1 stinkskc 2016-07-19
Such a man 😍
17 davedave8 2016-07-19
You know Gavin doesn't even believe the shit he spouts. He goes home to his wife and explains it's all a bit, then she fingers his pooper.
8 Anarox 2016-07-19
His very non white wife and his mixed race children. A fraud? No not gavin! The founder of the ultra liberal vice? Impossible!
2 Clibanarius 2016-07-19
VICE? Ultra-liberal? They're fairly apolitical, if you don't mind my actually liberal ass saying so.
0 theendofanerror 2016-07-19
Well they'll talk about/to sex workers, drug dealers, and lowlifes without passing judgement which "feels" liberal.
0 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-07-19
Vice has basically become the Pitchfork of hipster SJW's in the past couple of years.
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6 watereol 2016-07-19
Just a prank bro haha
1 stinkskc 2016-07-19
https://youtu.be/jD3c0RwF55c
5 NashuaDan 2016-07-19
East Side Dave. Gavin. Ant.
Does anyone on the Compound (Me in the Ass) Network not take it in the shitter?
6 TossyMcSalad 2016-07-19
Pat Dixon
2 thrillated 2016-07-19
Hey man, we don't know what he and his giant wife are into.
3 feelmikehawk 2016-07-19
I don't follow his programme. Did he really stick a dildo in his arse?
11 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-07-19
yes, in the lorry and the lift as well!
3 snowaaaay 2016-07-19
someone tell all these faggots to stop sucking my cock!
2 jakdak 2016-07-19
There is zero chance that was the first item to be stuck up that particular asshole.
2 nmagod 2016-07-19
Perhaps Tippy Tom had a good go at it.
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1 Binski13 2016-07-19
This is just fag shit has anyone had gay sex before just because they thought it would be funny?
19 yul_brynner 2016-07-19
haha I fucked your dad up the ass because of the laughs haha
1 grocery_man 2016-07-19
Proud Gay.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-07-19
He reads reddit you know. Bet he got a kick out of this one
2 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-19
i'd assume he'd be the kind to take it with a laugh, that or he truly is a closeted gay man
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1 racemic_mixture 2016-07-19
The video this is taken from is pretty funny btw. It's pretty much apolitical so don't get too mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3w6PYPSEo
0 [deleted] 2016-07-19
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0 Opsterino 2016-07-19
just figured i'd try my hand at some art, still very novice at this.
http://gph.is/2aaLT6q
3 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-07-19
yeah, but he sure could frame a picture
15 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-07-19
I heard Shane Smith just bought a 23 million dollar home. That had to hurt when Gavin heard that.
3 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2016-07-19
lmao well said.
0 Mick_Mickerson 2016-07-19
you're* a cunt