When you stick a dildo up your ass as a joke, and then realize you've just opened up a new world of gay sexual pleasures that you won't be able to surpress

91  2016-07-19 by CoyoteeBongwater

54 comments

Gavin could have been a billionaire if he had any social skills to get along with his VICE partners. Instead, he's been reduced to shoving a dildo up his ass in a basement of a convicted domestic abuser.

Life can be cruel sometimes

I heard Shane Smith just bought a 23 million dollar home. That had to hurt when Gavin heard that.

Not living up to username.

lmao well said.

Haha vurry good. Proud boys approved my brother.

Corn flakes

Cinnamon toast crunch

Captain crunch

Cherrios

Lucky charms.

U u uhuru

Wetabix

Bran flakes

Sugar puffs

Coco pops

Quaker Oats

I jerked off 3 minutes ago.. Can I still get in?

Uhura

Edit - I jerked off thinkin of Gavin

did you at least venerate the entrepreneur?

You "Glorify the entrepreneur" and "Venerate the housewife" #CUCK #PROUDBOYS

the proudboys sub front page has venerate for both, and they're synonyms anyway. also, nobody cares.

You went to the proud boys sub? You are now infected....

I went to only after one of their posters came in here claiming that sub was more active then this place. It's a ghost town.

IDGAC

You're a brave soul, I injected heroin daily and am too afraid to go there

I guess thats okay, lemme check with Ben Wray the president of my proud boy chapters. Takes him a while to reply to my emails though cause he's always wearing those American flag shades.

it's brian wray, how could you forget the name of the proudboys' poet laureate?

Sorry, I was so busy venerating the entrepreneur, I was on 2 other phones filing papers for new business Ventures.

no problem brother, don't forget to call me if you feel like masturbating so i can talk you out of it for some reason.

we can be edgy while edging

no it's ben gay

Is they're a British chapter?

Ha, fuckin Tosser. I was wondering why some Muppet Twit was naming cereals i haven't heard of. Get out of here you Mingering Pillock.

I had to google british insults, i have no idea what those words mean

Neither do I, il go ask my grandad

Edit - he said your a cunt and your grandad filmed the war while he was busy fighting it

yeah, but he sure could frame a picture

you're* a cunt

There is now, President holeinmyass!

No more wanks though, unless you're 10 feet from a woman.

there*

Shreddies

Mini wheats

Vector

Rice crispies

Cinnamon toast crunch

IM A MAN

Why do you guys keep naming weird cereals, are you all British?

It's one of the proud boy maxims, along with "venerate the entrepreneur" and "always swallow"

And dicks are meant for asshole

Such a man 😍

You know Gavin doesn't even believe the shit he spouts. He goes home to his wife and explains it's all a bit, then she fingers his pooper.

His very non white wife and his mixed race children. A fraud? No not gavin! The founder of the ultra liberal vice? Impossible!

VICE? Ultra-liberal? They're fairly apolitical, if you don't mind my actually liberal ass saying so.

Well they'll talk about/to sex workers, drug dealers, and lowlifes without passing judgement which "feels" liberal.

Vice has basically become the Pitchfork of hipster SJW's in the past couple of years.

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Just a prank bro haha

East Side Dave. Gavin. Ant.

Does anyone on the Compound (Me in the Ass) Network not take it in the shitter?

Pat Dixon

Hey man, we don't know what he and his giant wife are into.

I don't follow his programme. Did he really stick a dildo in his arse?

yes, in the lorry and the lift as well!

someone tell all these faggots to stop sucking my cock!

There is zero chance that was the first item to be stuck up that particular asshole.

Perhaps Tippy Tom had a good go at it.

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This is just fag shit has anyone had gay sex before just because they thought it would be funny?

haha I fucked your dad up the ass because of the laughs haha

Proud Gay.

He reads reddit you know. Bet he got a kick out of this one

i'd assume he'd be the kind to take it with a laugh, that or he truly is a closeted gay man

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The video this is taken from is pretty funny btw. It's pretty much apolitical so don't get too mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3w6PYPSEo

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just figured i'd try my hand at some art, still very novice at this.

http://gph.is/2aaLT6q

yeah, but he sure could frame a picture

I heard Shane Smith just bought a 23 million dollar home. That had to hurt when Gavin heard that.

lmao well said.

you're* a cunt