she actually is a british 10

You have never seen Gemma Atkinson.

And while she was not looking overly gym trained, her modestly honed torso

still showed hints of a six pack as she made the most of her day at the seaside

Blatantly lying like this must be a violation of some kind of law. We can see the pictures.

It's the DM. They put 4chan to shame when it comes to trolling.

I was shocked to see that. "Tiny hints of a six pack"' they must have meant a six pack of beer on the beach. It should have been "Amy Schumer is currently slightly less fat than her fattest"

They were subtly saying the truth: she has the body of a man.

Hooper! Tie it on now, Hooper!

Nice stripes. She looks like the Hamburglar on summer vacation.

Knockout? What's she fighting in the heavy weight division? tss tss

In the flatso community she's about a 2 or a 3.

She has the fat chick lower back tattoo, and more moles than a Russian nuclear research lab.

She'd actually be a handsome dude if she had a dick. Got a nice dad-body going on.

I'm kind of bored with the Amy bashing, but wtf? Is she really a stunner with a knockout body? Were they being cheeky? Derek Jeter got chubby one offseason and the New York Post put his chubby ass on the cover of the paper and called him Derek Eater. For some reason, Amy Schumer is too much of a sacred chosen one to be similarly lampooned.

I'd prefer if she were harpooned.

Handsome escort: The pair were joined by a male friend as they enjoyed their day at the seaside

If I were that male friend, I'd feel so offended. If all the other compliments are blatant lies, would that mean I'm not really handsome? Am I ugly? I'm insecure enough as it is.

Maybe that's what goes through Amy's mind as she reads articles like these as well. I mean, it's so fucking obvious. Maybe shit like that hurts worse than honesty, and the journalists know it. They hate Amy Schumer as much as us.

God I hope one of those moles is a malignant tumor and it spreads to her cunt and lungs

This is insanity. How can you describe her as a knockout? it's just dishonest journalism. Time to get the watchdogs involved if you ask me.

Was this article written as a goof? I don't see a knockout figure or a bikini ready body in any of the pictures. She looks more like an unfinished clone than Jim Norton does. Lumpy, pasty, mole infested, wobbly thighs, beefy gut, flabby arms, no shape or tone or muscle definition. She is an absolutely horrific looking creature. Like a manatee that figured out how to walk.

The only heads she could have been turning were the ones of people thinking, "Goddamn she's an awful mess! Why isn't she covered up more! There are children on this beach, she's a disgrace!"

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Knockout the sun figure in strapless bikini

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I'd rather fuck Sue Lightning.

Flatso with carny hands.

She has no shape to her what so ever. Almost like a Man with Tits and not in Sue Lighting kind of way.

Daily mail fucking rules.

Towson University's finest.

"figure"

don't you need to have a shape to have a figure?

Try being a bigger faggot.

I don't think she's ugly or fat. She's not thin, but she's not FAT. She's fine. Although all those damned moles aren't appealing any.