What will be writen on disgraced 4'11" alcoholic paedophile Anthony Cumia's gravestone?

0  2016-07-18 by chrb13

Since many of you predict/hope for Mr Cumia's death in the other thread I think this is worth some thought.

I'm gonna go for -

Anthony "Dead" Cumia

He Loved peckas

  RIP
15 comments

7  FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-18

"The niggers will probably steal this, too."

4  Patmcpsu 2016-07-18

Where the fuck is my pulse?!?!

3  Geoffrey_Arnold 2016-07-18

Height has nothing to do with it you fucking asshole.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-18

You dont realize the genuine sadness I felt upon finding out this wasnt the real person.

3  K1bbler 2016-07-18

It will be a beautiful service. With Samcro carrying him out in his coffin.

2  3stepsbackward 2016-07-18

Here lies Anthony Cumia: he just got tinier.

1  OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-07-18

He just got tinder too.

1  [deleted] 2016-07-18

Joke's on you, Anthony is actually two thousand years old and will outlive the entirety of this subreddit.

1  BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-18

Boo

1  satsamsit 2016-07-18

Here lies Anthony Cumia... and why not?

1  im_not 2016-07-18

I thought he was 4'8"?

1  eastriverdriveII 2016-07-18

Gregg, I wish I knew how to quit you.

1  ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-18

No gravestone. His leaching siblings will have him cremated because it's cheaper and then fight each other for the person who has to store the Xanax dust in their garage.

1  NortheastPhilly 2016-07-18

"You're delusional"

1  urfaceisa 2016-07-18

"please jiggle the handle"