When I first came here I remember someone predicting Cumia would turn into an old Queen and it seemed so ridiculous to me. This reddit changes reality so take a note of the comments in this thread.
I predict that at this time, in 5 years from now, Anthony Cumia will be handing his brother, Joe, his last wad of cash. Or a wad of cum. One or the other.
54-inch Anthony Cumia will either be in Guantonomo Bay for his ties to islamic extremists or in early stages of liver failure but struggling finances have forced him to prostitute himself in horrific ways,
ie Rotgut Tour of Long Island
You people are being awfully mean to 3'5 Antwan. I especially don't like the implication that he will be anything less than The highest of royalty in Tunisia. Shame on you all.
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29 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-07-17
Hopefully dead for 4 years and 364 days.
14 Dennyislife 2016-07-17
Dropped into the ocean by navy seals
1 frrunkis 2016-07-17
Threw him in the water
14 satsamsit 2016-07-17
Ranting on Twitter through speech-to-text because his tremors prevent typing.
1 Lamarspeckah 2016-07-17
Oh, so that's why his brother is already testing the technology.
13 AnthonyNiggerCumia 2016-07-17
DISGRACED 5'1" bisexual pedophile Anthony Cumia*
When I first came here I remember someone predicting Cumia would turn into an old Queen and it seemed so ridiculous to me. This reddit changes reality so take a note of the comments in this thread.
6 TheDarkFezRises 2016-07-17
It's called meme magic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8
6 cumbot6969 2016-07-17
that 4'9" peice of shit has gone to far!!
2 babs_uvula 2016-07-17
Anthony keeps getting shorter every time I check this reddit.
2 robertodefaro 2016-07-17
THATS THE JOKE
10 Bibimbap4211 2016-07-17
I know where he won't be: SiriusXM
7 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-17
Exactly where he is now,.minus a show
7 chrb13 2016-07-17
What you don't think Compound Media has legs?
6 cu_nt 2016-07-17
Just wait for the new york studio!!!!
1 robertodefaro 2016-07-17
you could call it... a centipede!
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
sans the legs of course.
2 DHFearnot 2016-07-17
A worm?
5 Dagidugidai 2016-07-17
On a navy ship talking about the good old days with captain Di.
3 DildoBaggins75 2016-07-17
Hopefully in the dirt
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-17
Is there a word for when you dont quit or retire youre just sort of forced out of work because you arent needed anymore?
He'll be that.
2 chrb13 2016-07-17
Irrelevant, I think is the word you're looking for.
6 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-17
Well they asked "where will he be in 5 years?" not "where is he now?".
1 OpiesBreastLump 2016-07-17
He'll be opieradioed
3 HerpDerpen 2016-07-17
Fire Island
2 peckaface 2016-07-17
Dead, or hooked to a dialysis machine 24 hours a day
2 [deleted] 2016-07-17
Complaining about Trump
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-07-17
Dead and forgotten.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-17
Heading the Tunisian rebellion.
2 GeMigMat 2016-07-17
Happily married to Sue
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-07-17
Zedd's Pawn Shop
2 callmesnake13 2016-07-17
If he started getting really fat it would be pretty funny
1 3stepsbackward 2016-07-17
I predict that at this time, in 5 years from now, Anthony Cumia will be handing his brother, Joe, his last wad of cash. Or a wad of cum. One or the other.
1 eastriverdriveII 2016-07-17
Provincetown, Massachusetts.
1 LupeTheFiasco 2016-07-17
Knocking tin and writing awful song parodies if there is any justice in this world
1 DinkPinch 2016-07-17
I'm deeply offended by your spelling of the word "pedophile"
1 NumeroOtto 2016-07-17
studying in a madrasa in Tunisia
1 DryTeeth 2016-07-17
54-inch Anthony Cumia will either be in Guantonomo Bay for his ties to islamic extremists or in early stages of liver failure but struggling finances have forced him to prostitute himself in horrific ways, ie Rotgut Tour of Long Island
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-07-17
Attending his brothers funeral in his wheel chair with his oxygen tank.
1 VicDumb 2016-07-17
You people are being awfully mean to 3'5 Antwan. I especially don't like the implication that he will be anything less than The highest of royalty in Tunisia. Shame on you all.
1 pitt1991 2016-07-17
These height variations are giving me hella chuckles
1 yzyman 2016-07-17
Sitting next to Sue Lightining stroking their dicks on Chaturbate just to keep the lights on and the pool heated.