I'd respect him if he attacked Islam. He only talks about Christianity. Where's the boycotts against him? The riots? None, because Christians aren't crazy. It's the easiest target to attack and it's not edgy anymore.
He's one of those guys who shares that image of "here's a list of countries where you can be killed for being an Atheist" and it's just a smattering of places nobody cares about where they drink aidsy puddle water.
I don't believe in God either but he attacks Christians because he won't get in trouble for it. Why not Muslims? I'm sure there are plenty of other religions too that are causing more problems than people who go to church on Sunday.
Plus look at how edgy those pictures are. It's so fucking cheesy.
We all know a Ricky Gervais. Militant socially autistic nerds who think always banging on about reason and logic makes them deep and thoughtful, maaaaan.
"Hey, do you want to come to my sons christening? The ceromony is at 11 but we're having a little buffet for family and frie..."
sneering John Oliver voice
"CHRISTENING? TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST AND IS A LOGICAL FALLACY? DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN A MAN IN THE SKY? LISTENING TO ALL THE PRAYERS? MAKING FOOTBALL PLAYERS WIN GAMES BUT LETTING AFRICAN CHILDREN STARVE? HE'S EITHER TOO EVIL OR NOT ALL POWERFUL"
Side note: Gervais never criticises Islam and the crazy muzzies who slaughter literally millions of people every year. It's all about those idiots who go to church and give money to a TV pastor to get rich. What dopes! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Ricky: This old lady has a picture of Jesus and she kisses it every day before playing bingo for good luck! What a stupid old bitch! I hope the frame falls and kills her when she kisses it! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! Right Louis? Did you hear what I said Louis? I said I hope it falls and kills her! What a cunt!
Louis: dead gay baby AIDS gay baby dead AIDS baby.
Ricky: AAAAAAAAHAHAHA
hey Ricky, this dude just got all his limbs cut off in India for refusing to convert to Islam, that's fucked up, eh?
'....what.. I can't hear you.... I didn't... Sorry... Stephen Merchant is on the other line. He's come to make me funny again, I've got to go..."
You missed my point bro. I go to church and christened my son because I like the sense of community and tradition. Everyone there is lovely etc. You try explaining that to some Penn Jilette autistic and you get the same old "REASON WILL PREVAIL! YOU BELIEVE IN A MAN IN THE CLOUDS!!!?" Sneering. Bunch of cunts.
Part of your point is that Islam isn't criticized as much as Christianity, and you're right, maybe it should be. The belief in a God is pretty childish, but if you enjoy going to church and indoctrinating your kid with that belief system, that's up to you as a parent, but you shouldn't get offended when someone shares with you that they think it's pretty irrational to believe in that stuff.
You still fail to see my point. It's called having a modicum of social awareness and keeping your tired old cliches about irrational beliefs to yourself occasionally, we all know religion is man made. I don't believe in anything, nobody knows the grand mysteries of the universe from Richard Dawkins to the pope.
Islam is about 2000 years behind Christianity, it's absolutely worse in every possible way.
You'll further prove my point by telling me Dawkins and scientists have a far better understanding of the cosmos through measured study etc etc blah blah blah we all know this just stop being a mouth breathing rain man.
No, nobody knows that. You must work for the world's elite bereau of technology to have that kind of info. Lets use this to inform the masses, you could really change the world here kid!
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12 cbanks420lol 2016-07-17
DUDE ATHEISM LMAO
I'd respect him if he attacked Islam. He only talks about Christianity. Where's the boycotts against him? The riots? None, because Christians aren't crazy. It's the easiest target to attack and it's not edgy anymore.
4 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-17
Did you know he's an atheist? You know, he says he's a 'godless ape' in his Twitter bio.
2 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
He's one of those guys who shares that image of "here's a list of countries where you can be killed for being an Atheist" and it's just a smattering of places nobody cares about where they drink aidsy puddle water.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
Ricky attacks Christianity. HE'S SO EDGY! THE ATHEIST MAVERICK!
*another Islamic terror attack, gay beheading or child bride * -total silence-
2 KingDonaldTrump 2016-07-17
Hitchens was much more consistent about attacking everyone, and he wasn't nearly as edgy about it.
1 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-07-17
Why is it edgy to not believe in a god?
3 cbanks420lol 2016-07-17
I don't believe in God either but he attacks Christians because he won't get in trouble for it. Why not Muslims? I'm sure there are plenty of other religions too that are causing more problems than people who go to church on Sunday.
Plus look at how edgy those pictures are. It's so fucking cheesy.
2 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-07-17
Those pictures definitely are pretty edgy. Fawkin siiick.
8 [deleted] 2016-07-17
We all know a Ricky Gervais. Militant socially autistic nerds who think always banging on about reason and logic makes them deep and thoughtful, maaaaan.
"Hey, do you want to come to my sons christening? The ceromony is at 11 but we're having a little buffet for family and frie..."
sneering John Oliver voice "CHRISTENING? TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST AND IS A LOGICAL FALLACY? DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN A MAN IN THE SKY? LISTENING TO ALL THE PRAYERS? MAKING FOOTBALL PLAYERS WIN GAMES BUT LETTING AFRICAN CHILDREN STARVE? HE'S EITHER TOO EVIL OR NOT ALL POWERFUL"
Side note: Gervais never criticises Islam and the crazy muzzies who slaughter literally millions of people every year. It's all about those idiots who go to church and give money to a TV pastor to get rich. What dopes! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-17
You're amazing.
😗
5 [deleted] 2016-07-17
Ricky: This old lady has a picture of Jesus and she kisses it every day before playing bingo for good luck! What a stupid old bitch! I hope the frame falls and kills her when she kisses it! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! Right Louis? Did you hear what I said Louis? I said I hope it falls and kills her! What a cunt!
Louis: dead gay baby AIDS gay baby dead AIDS baby.
Ricky: AAAAAAAAHAHAHA
hey Ricky, this dude just got all his limbs cut off in India for refusing to convert to Islam, that's fucked up, eh?
'....what.. I can't hear you.... I didn't... Sorry... Stephen Merchant is on the other line. He's come to make me funny again, I've got to go..."
1 JerkStoreJ 2016-07-17
You got greedy
2 [deleted] 2016-07-17
I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man.
1 Dannyprecise 2016-07-17
To be fair, all religions are nonsensical, not just Christianity.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
You missed my point bro. I go to church and christened my son because I like the sense of community and tradition. Everyone there is lovely etc. You try explaining that to some Penn Jilette autistic and you get the same old "REASON WILL PREVAIL! YOU BELIEVE IN A MAN IN THE CLOUDS!!!?" Sneering. Bunch of cunts.
1 Dannyprecise 2016-07-17
Part of your point is that Islam isn't criticized as much as Christianity, and you're right, maybe it should be. The belief in a God is pretty childish, but if you enjoy going to church and indoctrinating your kid with that belief system, that's up to you as a parent, but you shouldn't get offended when someone shares with you that they think it's pretty irrational to believe in that stuff.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
You still fail to see my point. It's called having a modicum of social awareness and keeping your tired old cliches about irrational beliefs to yourself occasionally, we all know religion is man made. I don't believe in anything, nobody knows the grand mysteries of the universe from Richard Dawkins to the pope.
Islam is about 2000 years behind Christianity, it's absolutely worse in every possible way.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-17
You'll further prove my point by telling me Dawkins and scientists have a far better understanding of the cosmos through measured study etc etc blah blah blah we all know this just stop being a mouth breathing rain man.
7 panasonictooth 2016-07-17
What an unfunny and piss weak thing to do.
5 AngeloMacon 2016-07-17
It's a pretty tame joke too. Jesus, you either laugh or ignore it.
3 FrycookWithTheTesla 2016-07-17
Since you bitched at people not going at you directly, come and say hi and break the two-year hiatus /u/_rickygervais
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-07-17
He really is the real life David Brent.
2 lsx100 2016-07-17
whos david brent your boyfriend??!?! hahaha! AHAHHAHAHA!
1 TheDarkFezRises 2016-07-17
AHAHAHAH 'EES ONLY GONE AND INSINUATED IM A BLOODY POOFTAH! YOU CANT SAY THAT AHAHAHAHAHA!
2 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
AAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW HA HA HA HA, IS THAT WOT I AM?
2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-07-17
"Lady" ...yeah right.
1 Suvario 2016-07-17
You know you can hide notifications on your phone right?
7 AnthonyNiggerCumia 2016-07-17
No, nobody knows that. You must work for the world's elite bereau of technology to have that kind of info. Lets use this to inform the masses, you could really change the world here kid!
1 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
I don't think he works for the elite bureau of technology.
4 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-17
According to SJWs twitter notifications are like a home invasion.
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-07-17
How did Ricky even find this?
6 Dennyislife 2016-07-17
He twitter searches his name. Does it often too.
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-07-17
He probably name searched himself.
4 K1bbler 2016-07-17
Similar to Ant he probably has a bunch of mouth breathers notifying him of things like this.
1 WalterNitty 2016-07-17
Obviously the lady is a waitress taking his order
1 Osborne-Cox 2016-07-17
Leave the Muslims out of this. It's not like they harm animals.
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-8 HiImLindsayLohanxx 2016-07-17
No gervais is a boring annoying fuck who never shuts up about religion, did you even understand the tweet you good for nothing slack jawed idiot?
11 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-17
He's saying O&A are sensitive you dumb faggot.
8 Dennyislife 2016-07-17
ME: Urgh! Thank you! That's the bit
6 HiImLindsayLohanxx 2016-07-17
you wanna fucking fight me?
3 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-07-17
Ok
1 TheAmazingPearl 2016-07-17
I bet you didn't even drink beers in high school, dude.
3 peckaface 2016-07-17
I got drunk once when I was 14, I had like half a Pabst, it was then I knew I had a problem. Haven't had a drink since.
3 TheAmazingPearl 2016-07-17
Do you have your 20 years clean chip? Wassat?
3 peckaface 2016-07-17
Not yet. 19 years 11 months with out a drink or drug in my body. God willing I make it to 20
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1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-07-17
You're amazing.
😗
2 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-07-17
Those pictures definitely are pretty edgy. Fawkin siiick.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
I don't think he works for the elite bureau of technology.
1 Dannyprecise 2016-07-17
To be fair, all religions are nonsensical, not just Christianity.