I can remember when everybody on this subreddit still loved Jim. It was only a few months ago, but he was like, the only person people would only attack in jest. But now they fucking hate him, and I'm so fucking glad, because he really is a worm.

I guess you could say....the worm has turned.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Been off the sub for a few months. When did everyone turn on Jimmy The Worm?

We ən been tuning on Jim all year

We ən been tuning on Jim all year

What the fuck is this? Learn the Latin alphabet you Russian/Chinese commie spy.

Lol Idk my phone is all fucked up, transmissioning all these sick commie secrets

He's one of those drug addicts.. He was probably high on cannabis when he wrote this

The only thing that turns on Jimmy now is black transsexual hookers willing to shit on his chest

I still love Jim.

Eh I still like him, actually kinda annoyed by people fucking with his reputation and creating smear threads on r/mma and such. One thing is giving him shit and coming up with clever lines, but come on you're fucking with his livelihood here. He JUST started out a new podcast - opened up to a new audience and you guys are going over there and making them hate him before they've even gotten to know him. And I bet you guys won't even stop there. What's next? Are you gonna tell them how big Lamar's fawkin peckah is, you pieces of gahbige? I hope you all die in a car accident or somethin. I hope your mother finds your corpses and cries or somethin.

I believed you till the Derosa callback of "fucking with his livelihood", well done

Pussy is half price next fifteen minutes.

It's always free if you bring sleeping pills.

Did you just compare a beginning scriptwriter to Milch? It's like comparing an open micer to George Carlin.

It's Naughty Norton, the man praised by Colin Quinn for his hilarious pilot. He had his own talk show. :)

Morton

Also David Milch's first episode of Hill Street Blues won an Emmy.

In 1982, Milch wrote a script for Hill Street Blues, which became the episode "Trial by Fury". This began his career in television. He worked five seasons on Hill Street Blues as executive story editor and then as executive producer. Milch earned two Writers Guild Awards, a Humanitas prize, and an Emmy while working on that show.

It was his first ever episode of primetime television.

Yeah but look at the quality of the episode he wrote and released. Anybody on the planet who has 2 brain cells to rub together could write 50 stories like that in a day. There is no continuity or clever twists involved. It's literally just "chip goes to 'x' and then something crazy happens." You just change the setting and you are done with the episode.

Reminder that he started talking about this animated show in at least 2011.

5 years...to do this.

He was doing a radio show and performing every night too, pretty impressive.

He wrote two books while doing all of that, which is considerably more work than these cartoons.

It's not episodes of the Sopranos we're talking about here, it's dick and fart and tranny jokes.

by all means, show the kid how its done buddy.

This is not really fair. You can't compare Jim to someone who has talent.

Also anyone have any recommendations for shows as good as Deadwood?

Have you seen Rome? It's another great show that got ended too early.

Jessica Jones on Netflix was pretty good. Daredevil Season 2. I was pleasantly surprised. Mr Robot on USA. in terms of good quality shows I really dig these two and I loved Deadwood. Maybe Narcos on Netflix.

Hell on Wheels is pretty good if you haven't seen it.

Yeah, and he's an alcoholic as well.

I'm a screenwriter and writing a 3-4 minute episode equates to five pages at most, which can be written in literally 10 minutes. He's full of shit. As someone who's written several books, which is a helluva lot harder than scripts, he should have been able to crank out a full season in a fucking hour, but alas, he's a liar.

He's not an alcoholic but theyre just series' of fart jokes that Rob Schneider would be embarassed to be a part on. I forgot where I was going but I just read your last gay sentence. Kill yourself.

Well LA DEE FRICKEN DAA, we got ourselves a writer! I can't see real good is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

If you need a reference lemme know.

Don't we all? It's a shitty, shitty business. Sigh...

I think you are confused about the meaning of literally

Im down for doing some freelance scriptwriting. Just send me some cash some time

Chip enters the room holding a turd
Chip: Hey look everybody, I made a friend!
Chip then smears the turd on his face
End scene

Morton is trying to save face because it is finally getting out that he raped his fans for 60k, and tried to ignore it and hoped it went away, kinda like how him and Tits treated Ants firing.

Yeah it sucked, Morton, you knew it and Jen Carmody did not want to do any more because she got creeped out and bailed on the project.

Just admit it, you bombed.

Bring me back from of the brim of it

From that place no leading shall I need

Can you elaborate on Jen Carmody bailing?

Oh no, he was just too lazy to type out what he had done with the tens of thousands of dollars that his fans gave him to support his career.

Maybe Jim is just a starry-eyed rube and everytime he attempts to do something on his own he gets fleeced for all he's got by those he tries to do business with.

"really hear the criticism instead of ignoring it" Which is why he blocked anyone who brought up any criticism? That's the lie.

So, not only is Norton a liar, he is also a lior as well!

Morton

He's says he's not loying

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Goddamn hooplehead cocksucka.

I mean, youre assuming he's a professional.

It took me 1.5 years to perfect the feature script that finally got me hired. I guess I should off myself now.

"Ibe dnot loying"

Stahp loying!!

The first Facebook comment of Chip taking all the money getting zooted and buying a Lamborghini is perfect. That's exactly what Jim should do as Chip.

Please tell me you didn't just compare Jim Norton pitching fart cartoons with David Milch pitching Deadwood.

I mean I did. But I didn't mean it. The absurdity of it all has kept me laughing since I started posted.

Ok, just checking. In that case, yes that is a hilarious comparison.

I'm Nawt loying

Hey look! We gotta a writer over here!

Now go write me up a sandwich.

by all means, show the kid how its done buddy.

Ok, just checking. In that case, yes that is a hilarious comparison.