In fairness, WWE may be garbage, but there is wrestling out there that is pretty great. But childish crap like WWE is indeed embarrassing for anyone over 12 to be obsessed with.
I mean that's objectively untrue, but sure. 90% of people who think of wrestling only think of WWE or TNA. Could you name three other wrestling companies that aren't aimed at 7 year olds? Or are you just pretending to understand an entire industry based on some crap you watched once?
It's unbelievable. Although don't think for a second he is sarcastic. He is only sarcastic when we turn on him. Then he was in on the joke all along. I am truly done with these sycophants.
"You don't think a sassy fat black woman saying 'aw hell naw!' and slapping someone and that person saying 'Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!' in a 2016 movie trailer is cutting edge comedy? WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!"
That sounds like a fresh new hilarious bit that has never been done before. I'm going to have to go check it out! No wonder these guys make the big bucks with that type of creative genius.
every time one of those dumb super hero movies comes out it got voted to the top, is averenger and black knight still considered to be the best movie ever made according to imdb users>?
Fuck it. Sam is one in a line of individuals which endorsed bullshit in order to sell a product. Sam, Opie, and Norton are all members of a dying arm of media. They will scrape and crawl for a piece (a taste) of a dying piece of propaganda. The truth is that they ceased to be relevant before Sam had a name among the Snowwwwwaaaays of the world.
In the same vein we enjoy Unforgiven and the final season of The Wire, we must watch the inevitable insecurity of the chest bursting host clamor to some sense of righteousness.
Opie was always a failed personality. No one brings a character like Anthony to a thriving vessel. Jim Norton has, and always will be, a middling comic thriving for greatness as defined by comics with actual acuity. His peers have always outdone him, and I will always testify to this fact because I FUCKING WATCHED IT AT THE CELLAR as he shit on new comics while he sat at the back table and pretended comedy exists between his sips of tea and outrage.
Amy Schumer exposed his bullshit when she literally brought a fucking gun to our table and we sat silent. Norton was the boss at this time. He let it go. I hate this world. I hate what they made it.
I'll rant more. I love the fucking Cellar. I live here. It used to be better than John's when I brought another Austin bro here to visit me even when I worked as a waiter. Now it sucks. 500 people at the door every night and zero respect. Long live Colin Quinn. He risks a fucking mobbing like Lenny Bruce every night because he tells a great joke. Maybe that's how it should be. I don't know. I just know the exploitation of the storytellers who really matter must end. Amy and her fucking 7 ft tall "friend" must end.
Wanna know who is a dick? I'll tell ya. I won't say my name but I'll tell ya. I want to eat. Maybe they are smart enough to pick up my writing style, but they weren't smart enough to pick up the writing style of the amazing comics they decided to steal from.
Also, Louie CK is a fucking hilarious dickhead in person. He makes me laugh harder than anyone. Colin tips like a boss. The Cellar was quiet for a day or two after Keith.
Every person in the O&J sirius universe has been slurping Fag's dick nonstop, and unsurprisingly they mostly ignore the central issue of being branded a misogynist for not liking it. Since the trailer came out, that's been 90% of the issue. But they act like it's 10% so that they can focus on the "remakes ruining my childhood" aspect which is well in the rear-view mirror now. Like last week when Jimmy put on his little angry boy hat and yelled that he thought it was ridiculous to care that a movie was being ruined. It's not about the movie anymore, shill cunt. And you fuckin know that.
So of course sirius shill #427 says the word "dorks" as if the entire gripe comes from Ghostbuster Superfanboys.
Faggot shitheads at sirius are going to keep on lying obviously. That's why I can't wait for 3 weeks from now when no one cares about it anymore.
I really hope these images are reaching the fucking bosses. I honestly am not good at this kind of thing, but it is amazing the level of bullshit we all sit through.
And he wrote a Time article on the dopamine drip sjw's get from calling people bigots. So he damn well fucking knows what's going on with this and is willfully ignoring it.
The way he addressed that was that he thought original Ghostbusters was a shitty movie and never cared about it. So basically he edited himself on the fly: "Why the FUCK would anyone give a SHIT about a mov- SHITTY.... movie being remade."
No offense, company man Sam, but this type of rhetoric is what caused the movie to bomb in first place. The marketing and trailers for this movie have been a complete abortion. And now you want to double down on insulting people? Sorry Sam, this doesn't do Feig & Co any help. But now you can get more exclusive interviews, you ass-kissing mulatto.
It's almost like insulting the intended audience which painfully taught the unintended female audience to appreciate the beloved property of the mid-to-late 1980's perfect film is a bad idea in terms of box office.
A few weeks ago, a cute chick dropped a "dassabessdoe" on Sam's show, and a few fawning retards here wanted to crown him the second coming of Stern.
Where are those fawning retards now?
Sam is a lisping, kids table, Boondocks-looking faggot. A total ass-kiss. "a little shit", as Bonnie McFarlane once famously said.
"sorry dorks" is a totally disingenuous statement, as it implies it's just a hardcore niche group of Ghostbusters geeks (is that even a thing?) that's causing all of the negative ruckus around it, rather than the fact that most people think it stinks because it stinks.
I couldn't give two shits about this movie either way, a lot of people don't...But this nigga actually collects wrestling figurines and hasn't grown an appetite past fucking chicken fingers.
If he didn't start this statement with sorry dorks I would give more validity to him actually liking this movie. If he said something like I thought the movie was good and people should see it before they hate on it, I wouldn't think he was just saying he liked it because of his show or because he was not trying to rock the boat with Sirius.
Sam and Opie played the publicist diplomacy game of "see the movie and we'll let you interview the director, wink wink." E-rock was barely able to tiptoe around the movie's transparent shortcomings. "This, this, and this constituted widespread creative failure, but it was still a good movie that our listeners should see, Honest Injun."
I can't remember the last time I looked at a guy and hated him so instantly than seeing Paul Fayg sitting in the studio in his Boardwalk Empire wardrobe. Fucking douchebag.
(He's worse than that "Phantom Of The Opera" guy that used to be in Nelly's entourage. Remember that fuck?)
It has more like $400 million to go... it has to make 3X it's budget which was $144.. so this movie will go down as a BOMB and a disaster financially for Sony..
Even if you genuinely enjoyed the movie for what it is, to address the controversy with "Sorry dorks" in a public outlet like twitter is to take a side in a political argument to virtue signal your progressive superiority.
If anyone was a "dork" for thinking the marketing gimmick for this awful pointless reboot was stupid...what the fuck would you call someone that listened to this barely known, unfunny piece of shits boring radio show at midnight? No way does this uninteresting hack not get cancelled within a year and his entire time with O&A just get equated to nothing and he ends up looking for work at bars like ol' Jewy GetStalkederson.
91 comments
70 nazicumfarts 2016-07-17
Well, Sam loves wrestling and only eats dinosaur-shaped food. What did you expect?
6 bonniesretardsister 2016-07-17
He cosplays as John Cena for fucks sake.
68 fashanoo 2016-07-17
Trust him, adult wrestling fans know good entertainment.
5 chrb13 2016-07-17
The phrase 'adult wrestling fan' always brings this to mind.
14 goarlorde 2016-07-17
Chicken tenders are still real meat to me, dammit!
1 QuantumTabby 2016-07-17
Sam's pulling a heel turn.
1 iamcolinquim 2016-07-17
This is a man who literally makes diorama displays of wrestling figures
-9 CrystalFissure 2016-07-17
In fairness, WWE may be garbage, but there is wrestling out there that is pretty great. But childish crap like WWE is indeed embarrassing for anyone over 12 to be obsessed with.
2 ff_beer_money 2016-07-17
PWG
1 [deleted] 2016-07-17
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-4 CrystalFissure 2016-07-17
I mean that's objectively untrue, but sure. 90% of people who think of wrestling only think of WWE or TNA. Could you name three other wrestling companies that aren't aimed at 7 year olds? Or are you just pretending to understand an entire industry based on some crap you watched once?
1 fingerrockets 2016-07-17
Are you talking about the wrestling matches on Fire Island?
30 satsamsit 2016-07-17
I can't even begin to untangle the sarcasm, inherent contradiction, and false posturing in this single sentence.
7 TijnTijn 2016-07-17
Detached Sam is immune to your criticism. Don't you known he lives his live ironically.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
It's unbelievable. Although don't think for a second he is sarcastic. He is only sarcastic when we turn on him. Then he was in on the joke all along. I am truly done with these sycophants.
30 regis69 2016-07-17
"You don't think a sassy fat black woman saying 'aw hell naw!' and slapping someone and that person saying 'Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!' in a 2016 movie trailer is cutting edge comedy? WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!"
6 racemic_mixture 2016-07-17
That sounds like a fresh new hilarious bit that has never been done before. I'm going to have to go check it out! No wonder these guys make the big bucks with that type of creative genius.
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-07-17
That actually is the saddest thing, that these people will see more money than I ever will in my entire life.
7 John_Gulbunny 2016-07-17
You can always convert to Judaism and join them
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-07-17
Nah, I enjoy eating bacon.
2 iamcolinquim 2016-07-17
The Jews substitute bacon by stripping the back fat off of babies that they steal out of cribs in the night.
2 thrillated 2016-07-17
Hilarity!
0 [deleted] 2016-07-17
It's not dark yet But it's getting there
18 yul_brynner 2016-07-17
It's funny how all the Sirius fags are falling over themselves to praise this movie, when the rest of civilization is panning it.
It has an audience score of 55% on RT and a 4.9 rating on imdb
Congrats. You are officially corporate tools.
5 WhatTooReal 2016-07-17
Please go vote people! It's mostly women voting so far. If we get more non-biased voters we can take the score down even further.
24 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
Women voting continues to be a mistake.
-7 Joemomma101 2016-07-17
I have no respect for Rotten Tomatoes. They gave Batman vs Superman a 27%. And they gave Ghostbusters a 73%. It's like they just put random numbers.
4 yul_brynner 2016-07-17
That's the critic scores. I specifically said audience score for a reason.
2 Lamarspeckah 2016-07-17
True, any movie with *man in it should be automatically 0% and get banned.
And no, i am not a feminist, i just really fucking hate the concept of a superhero.
1 check_checkerson 2016-07-17
every time one of those dumb super hero movies comes out it got voted to the top, is averenger and black knight still considered to be the best movie ever made according to imdb users>?
18 [deleted] 2016-07-17
Fuck it. Sam is one in a line of individuals which endorsed bullshit in order to sell a product. Sam, Opie, and Norton are all members of a dying arm of media. They will scrape and crawl for a piece (a taste) of a dying piece of propaganda. The truth is that they ceased to be relevant before Sam had a name among the Snowwwwwaaaays of the world.
In the same vein we enjoy Unforgiven and the final season of The Wire, we must watch the inevitable insecurity of the chest bursting host clamor to some sense of righteousness.
Opie was always a failed personality. No one brings a character like Anthony to a thriving vessel. Jim Norton has, and always will be, a middling comic thriving for greatness as defined by comics with actual acuity. His peers have always outdone him, and I will always testify to this fact because I FUCKING WATCHED IT AT THE CELLAR as he shit on new comics while he sat at the back table and pretended comedy exists between his sips of tea and outrage.
Amy Schumer exposed his bullshit when she literally brought a fucking gun to our table and we sat silent. Norton was the boss at this time. He let it go. I hate this world. I hate what they made it.
I'll rant more. I love the fucking Cellar. I live here. It used to be better than John's when I brought another Austin bro here to visit me even when I worked as a waiter. Now it sucks. 500 people at the door every night and zero respect. Long live Colin Quinn. He risks a fucking mobbing like Lenny Bruce every night because he tells a great joke. Maybe that's how it should be. I don't know. I just know the exploitation of the storytellers who really matter must end. Amy and her fucking 7 ft tall "friend" must end.
Wanna know who is a dick? I'll tell ya. I won't say my name but I'll tell ya. I want to eat. Maybe they are smart enough to pick up my writing style, but they weren't smart enough to pick up the writing style of the amazing comics they decided to steal from.
Also, Louie CK is a fucking hilarious dickhead in person. He makes me laugh harder than anyone. Colin tips like a boss. The Cellar was quiet for a day or two after Keith.
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-07-17
The last season of The Wire was pretty rough.
3 antchya 2016-07-17
I read this in the voice of David Ferrie
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
All I wanted is to be a Catholic priest...
You are asking the wrong questions. I am so fucking exhausted I can't see straight.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-17
Sam had one...terrible fuckin weakness! And they DEFROCKED him!!
3 TriangleDimes 2016-07-17
Keep going you glorious ape
2 check_checkerson 2016-07-17
can you tell us more about norton mocking new comers?
1 xxmikekxx 2016-07-17
As far as Cellar regulars I just assume they are all dicks. I'd only be surprised about who is a genuinely nice person
1 joomommyhappy 2016-07-17
Thank you, sir, and yes, I want to know who (else) is a dick.
What are your thoughts/observations about Artie Lange? Another fucking few minutes, he could be a stool, that's how often he's in there.
16 packitchofsositch 2016-07-17
Every person in the O&J sirius universe has been slurping Fag's dick nonstop, and unsurprisingly they mostly ignore the central issue of being branded a misogynist for not liking it. Since the trailer came out, that's been 90% of the issue. But they act like it's 10% so that they can focus on the "remakes ruining my childhood" aspect which is well in the rear-view mirror now. Like last week when Jimmy put on his little angry boy hat and yelled that he thought it was ridiculous to care that a movie was being ruined. It's not about the movie anymore, shill cunt. And you fuckin know that.
So of course sirius shill #427 says the word "dorks" as if the entire gripe comes from Ghostbuster Superfanboys.
Faggot shitheads at sirius are going to keep on lying obviously. That's why I can't wait for 3 weeks from now when no one cares about it anymore.
12 BLM_TERROR_CELL 2016-07-17
Dont have to wait 3 weeks
https://m.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4t4v0l/empty_theaters_in_ghostbusters_opening_week/
The pics are funny
2 [deleted] 2016-07-17
I really hope these images are reaching the fucking bosses. I honestly am not good at this kind of thing, but it is amazing the level of bullshit we all sit through.
1 Clown_Shoe 2016-07-17
Fat Stangel got a tweet in there
9 nazicumfarts 2016-07-17
Like when he bitched about the Pink Panther remake? He's only saying shit now because his meal-ticket Piggy Schumer would approve.
8 xxmikekxx 2016-07-17
He wrote a whole chapter on why comedy legend Steve Martin should be killed for doing the Pink Panther movies
3 packitchofsositch 2016-07-17
And he wrote a Time article on the dopamine drip sjw's get from calling people bigots. So he damn well fucking knows what's going on with this and is willfully ignoring it.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-07-17
The way he addressed that was that he thought original Ghostbusters was a shitty movie and never cared about it. So basically he edited himself on the fly: "Why the FUCK would anyone give a SHIT about a mov- SHITTY.... movie being remade."
2 natty1212 2016-07-17
Does Sony own a piece of SiriusXM or something?
6 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-07-17
Not literally but as stated before all this reaks of payola.
16 RacistPigeon 2016-07-17
Sam's faggotry knows no limits.
Edit: I meant his Feiggotry.
14 NashuaDan 2016-07-17
"Sorry dorks..."
No offense, company man Sam, but this type of rhetoric is what caused the movie to bomb in first place. The marketing and trailers for this movie have been a complete abortion. And now you want to double down on insulting people? Sorry Sam, this doesn't do Feig & Co any help. But now you can get more exclusive interviews, you ass-kissing mulatto.
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
It's almost like insulting the intended audience which painfully taught the unintended female audience to appreciate the beloved property of the mid-to-late 1980's perfect film is a bad idea in terms of box office.
12 Cold-in-the-D 2016-07-17
like i give a fuck what this defective dick having mongrel thinks
2 blackirishlad 2016-07-17
Should have been exposed to the elements as an infant, like the old ways.
8 Binski13 2016-07-17
Times like this are when I'm glad I'm unsuccessful and don't have to sell my soul for my job
3 xaway3 2016-07-17
Then you're successful, Binski. Change your thinking and change your reality my main man
7 Bibimbap4211 2016-07-17
Paul Feig breathes a sigh of relief that some mongoloid looking half human gives him faint praise on Twitter
7 DickAction 2016-07-17
The country is divided over a remake of a shitty movie. I've never been prouder to be an American.
0 JesusLesnar 2016-07-17
Woah woah woah, the original Ghostbusters is a good movie.
0 DickAction 2016-07-17
A lot of people make that mistake, but in actuality the original Ghostbusters is a goofy hunk of shit.
6 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-17
I need ratings. I need attention. I need affection from someone who isn't my cheating wife.
6 joomommyhappy 2016-07-17
A few weeks ago, a cute chick dropped a "dassabessdoe" on Sam's show, and a few fawning retards here wanted to crown him the second coming of Stern.
Where are those fawning retards now?
Sam is a lisping, kids table, Boondocks-looking faggot. A total ass-kiss. "a little shit", as Bonnie McFarlane once famously said.
"sorry dorks" is a totally disingenuous statement, as it implies it's just a hardcore niche group of Ghostbusters geeks (is that even a thing?) that's causing all of the negative ruckus around it, rather than the fact that most people think it stinks because it stinks.
http://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment/ghostbusters-reboot-a-horrifying-mess/
5 proto000 2016-07-17
I couldn't give two shits about this movie either way, a lot of people don't...But this nigga actually collects wrestling figurines and hasn't grown an appetite past fucking chicken fingers.
2 erickz123 2016-07-17
Yep. I wonder how much longer his wife needs can be ignored. He doesnt have the 'royal nagel seed' going for him.
5 SuaveRico 2016-07-17
Blegh! Fuck this man-child.
4 andiswearrrr 2016-07-17
notice how only ugly people are saying this film is good
3 WhatTooReal 2016-07-17
He's a gender traitor.
9 K1bbler 2016-07-17
No Sam is siding with fellow women.
1 chrb13 2016-07-17
To which species? I'm pretty sure Sam's genes don't come from the homo sapien lineage
3 xaway3 2016-07-17
I fucking hate that stupid cartoon character Sam. Like he's some badass. Fuck off
4 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-07-17
Dragonball Zilch
1 check_checkerson 2016-07-17
the best thing is that its only fan arts of him, nobody give a shit about this nobody
3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-07-17
good ol' company man sam
3 drudrudrudru 2016-07-17
If he didn't start this statement with sorry dorks I would give more validity to him actually liking this movie. If he said something like I thought the movie was good and people should see it before they hate on it, I wouldn't think he was just saying he liked it because of his show or because he was not trying to rock the boat with Sirius.
3 AntsCamera 2016-07-17
If this guy was found dead in a gay bar bathroom the least surprised would be us and his wife.
3 ff_beer_money 2016-07-17
Sam just went full heel. He and tits will be the new Scott & Todd. Opie & Sam's Morning Radio.
2 DaveNone 2016-07-17
I hope as he tweeted that his wife had a mouth, pussy and ass full of cock from 3 men she had just met.
2 Knightscribe 2016-07-17
There is noone walking the face of God's creation whom THIS little twink gets to call a dork.
2 jfral 2016-07-17
Sam and Opie played the publicist diplomacy game of "see the movie and we'll let you interview the director, wink wink." E-rock was barely able to tiptoe around the movie's transparent shortcomings. "This, this, and this constituted widespread creative failure, but it was still a good movie that our listeners should see, Honest Injun."
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-07-17
I can't remember the last time I looked at a guy and hated him so instantly than seeing Paul Fayg sitting in the studio in his Boardwalk Empire wardrobe. Fucking douchebag.
(He's worse than that "Phantom Of The Opera" guy that used to be in Nelly's entourage. Remember that fuck?)
2 kevin121312 2016-07-17
Sam is more desperate to be liked by hollywood people than opie is for a viral video
2 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-07-17
It made 46 million in its first weekend. It's got a little less than $100 million to go before it breaks even. Jokes on us then, eh gang?
1 kevgret 2016-07-17
It has more like $400 million to go... it has to make 3X it's budget which was $144.. so this movie will go down as a BOMB and a disaster financially for Sony..
2 jarjarjelly 2016-07-17
Even if you genuinely enjoyed the movie for what it is, to address the controversy with "Sorry dorks" in a public outlet like twitter is to take a side in a political argument to virtue signal your progressive superiority.
2 clay-davis 2016-07-17
What a Feig.
1 [deleted] 2016-07-17
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1 SomeLeakage 2016-07-17
You stupid boys need to get over yourselves, girls are awesome!!!
1 RacistPigeon 2016-07-17
Yes, in the bedroom and kitchen.
1 callmesnake13 2016-07-17
If you get emotional about the Ghostbusters movie one way or the other you are definitely a dork.
1 DianaKurlan10 2016-07-17
Ohhh, my head!
1 truthie 2016-07-17
Sam thinks he's cool? How?
1 Wolfhoof 2016-07-17
I'm sure he thinks Nolan is a good director. He's a pleb; who gives a shit what he thinks?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-07-17
If anyone was a "dork" for thinking the marketing gimmick for this awful pointless reboot was stupid...what the fuck would you call someone that listened to this barely known, unfunny piece of shits boring radio show at midnight? No way does this uninteresting hack not get cancelled within a year and his entire time with O&A just get equated to nothing and he ends up looking for work at bars like ol' Jewy GetStalkederson.
-5 TweetPoster 2016-07-17
@notsam:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
3 [deleted] 2016-07-17
All I wanted is to be a Catholic priest...
You are asking the wrong questions. I am so fucking exhausted I can't see straight.
4 yul_brynner 2016-07-17
That's the critic scores. I specifically said audience score for a reason.
2 Lamarspeckah 2016-07-17
True, any movie with *man in it should be automatically 0% and get banned.
And no, i am not a feminist, i just really fucking hate the concept of a superhero.