Meghan Trainor would probably be kind of hot if she lost a bunch of weight and kept her makeup on point.

As it stands now, I would absolutely still smash.

She's the one responsible for that "Bass" song? I'd hate fuck her, then slit her throat for sure.

She has the nose and jawline of a young George Washington.

...and everyone in the bar is puzzled why the "All About That Bass" chick is hanging out with two repugnant, entitled Jewish cunts.

Let's all hope it's diabetes, the biggest white girl problem

i hope each cause of death is more humiliating and horrifying than the last, and they receive no public support or sympathy.

Better still if they all went together to a party at a house with a big deck hanging out over a deep gully and the 3 of them walked out on it at the same time and it collapsed under their enormous weight and dropped just the 3 of them into the gully below. All 3 of them get impaled in their cunts on jagged pieces of wood from the broken deck that are sticking up and they are stuck there twitching and dying slowly and painfully.

An added bonus would be if Rebel Wilson showed up at the party and joined them on the deck seconds before their weight causes it to collapse.

Hey, I like Rebel Wilson.

But she's fat and really not funny at all. She fits in perfectly with the other 3.

I think she's funny and she's certainly never moping around about how people react to her weight.

The bar is in Rio so they get slam-raped and dumped in a puddle in the City of God